theres no way jelqing wasn't coined by someone playing scrabble

the words physics and psychics imply the words phychics and psysics

Shoutouts to Hooters I guess.

it's too quiet here ... *LOUD BEEPS*

you just Know that link is therian after what happened in twilight princess

after all the art of Eek getting positively slammed its important to remember to care for your bug

im getting the debug shaders out

quastion: where did the distinctive #pooltoy grin seen in #furry pooltoy art come from. because i have not seen it on any actual inflatable pool toys irl as far as i can remember

This needs to be a codec easter egg in the next Smash

"Don't think all that dog can do is hit below the belt. You let her reach you, and it's lights out. Put in that fancy footwork to tire her out, and hit her with that caffeine crash!" "Haha, I don't think 'little' suits you anymore if this is who they're sendin, Mac. Go show this punk who's boss!"

"17 cups of coffee per match?! This sucker's out of his mind, Mac! Although...if you gave me 17 chocolate bars, I wouldn't be complainin.."

WAIT NO MAC DON'T DO THIS

"Listen up, son! This guy here will soak up everything you throw at him! Wait him out a little and I bet you'll find an opening. Thats when you get out there and burst his bubble!"

Listen Mac, this is the guy who trained me, he's old but he's gold. Dodge those killer jabs and we'll be sayin' Wuhu with the belt tonight, baby!

"This Joker's just that, son. Don't let him Flush you out! You go Straight at 'im and show him how much of a Wild Card you really are!"

Listen Mac, the rabbit doesn't know how to throw a punch. Only how to trick you into punching yourself. If you fight fair, then so will he. That's when YOU have the advantage.

quastion: where did the distinctive #pooltoy grin seen in #furry pooltoy art come from. because i have not seen it on any actual inflatable pool toys irl as far as i can remember

Those healin' butterflies of his are a real pain, Mac! But I bet if you hit one, it'd take some of your pain away! - Don't let that bucket fall on his head, Mac! When it's lights out for him, it's lights out for you!

sometimes I worry that porn and my fetishes have ruined my life but then I realize that I don't have a Greek Z in my bio and I feel better

someone on the elevator saw me typing this and handed me a $5

white people be like hold on lemme scan this QR code real quick

This was probably one of the best drawpiles we have done on stream to date

🎃 YOUR TAKING TOO LONG 🎃 #art #deltarune

going out in the rain is funn

holy moly ... robot penis AND balls !!!!????

in desperate need of some life-changing head that leaves me like this

If you ask me to buttslam you we'll both crash through the floor and the ground and all nine layers of hell kinda like Tekken but with somehow even more homoerotic undertones

I have installed SPS holes in places I wouldn't even go with a gun

Wow, fascinating!

I've got bluesky alt accounts in circles I wouldn't even go with a gun

nutslop implies the existence of nutgem

so who's doing this to me

First one in my bloodline to read this

oh mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist I could never betray you

Eve gave Adam a syrupy pawjob under the forbidden tree and now we're here

I don't conform to gender norms so I'm not Mr. Sex or even Mrs. Sex, I am simply just: Sex.

fym it's sunday no I haven't gotten twink dick yet this can't be

boring aah vore meet

I be acting gay as hell and suckin dick off 2 tap waters and a fettuccine alfredo

Mr President a SECOND Fucking coworker has recognized me from FWA this grocery store is a fucking ZOO

half of these tweets I write while hiding in the work bathroom it feels like five nights at freddys but instead of freddy fazbear it's just my manager Michael

Oh I feel so bad for the dutch right now

Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”