Oh if you could smell my pits right now…

Well if @sporedrive.space is gonna pull his thighs out…

A work holiday means more time at the gym!

I’ll be your valentine this year…reach in the heart shaped box for some candy

Early mornin flexin

Lack of motivation be damned!

Fantastic Friday, fellas!

Another attempt at sweating out negative self-talk

Bluesky on FCF

Gaslighting coworkers on Zoom calls by pretending I didn’t just have a bloody nose attack right before the call started “what tampon idk what you’re talking about?”

So to have wasted a load…where should it have gone?

Finally getting caught up on Canada’s ‘well, yes!’ Race

Happy #FCF, 2026 edition!

New year, same musky pits

Cause why not watch a 53 year old porn on a Tuesday afternoon?? #deepthroat

A slutty lil mustache>>>>

Towel has about as much strength as my arms after today’s workout

It’s a festive FCF!

A sweaty pic at the gym? Shocker.

Me, realizing halfway through my workout, that I forgot to put on deodorant today. Who wants a whiff?🐽🐽

did someone say treats?

Time for more “what unhinged shit will they get Sarah Paulson to say this week?” And I love it

A decent pump to shoo away the Sunday scaries

Tighty whities? On a Tuesday? What a shocker.

Hungry for a hoagie?

All this driving and traveling around the holidays has (most of) me exhausted

And a happy FCF to you as well😘

Happy hump evening fellas!

Sweatin buckets on this Sunday mornin

All’s Well is so terrible and I cannot stop

“No dad, don’t go to the gym! Stay and give me attention!”

255 floors on the stair climber in under an hour left me more soaked than a horny Mormon

An early AM tushy Tuesday? Sure!

Well I met @tehjakers.bgay.social and married him so I count that!❤️

Category is: sweaty highlighter!

Sup bro? Just finished my workout, wanna sniff this sweaty jock?

See you in the steam room, bro

Just a lil sweaty nip slip

MTV truly missing the opportunity for Jennifer Lopez to present the Video Vanguard award tonight.

Sweaty Sunday!

We’re just over a month away from my favorite event; fat bear week

Brain 📴 Arms 🔛

Been a minute since I’ve been this sweaty. Wanna change that?

Sweaty Friday morning workout

TBT to MAYHEM Ball…take us back to the opera house!

Slut! But same at Diesel

Together, the movie, out of context (maybe spoiler??)

Acrylics aren’t gonna stop me from sweatin like a pig

Who’s ready for back scratches?!