Clipped one of her nails too short yesterday and she finally decided to lay with me tonight.... Sorta.

The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies

Just wishful thinking but I do hope NBA teams start using bluesky.

Pickles keeping me warm and enjoying the fire.

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social I am begging you, I need the Jennifers help.

Put Kansas in the playoff. Put em in! Do it.

Holy Shit It Is Real! @lebatardshow.bsky.social

Bulls vs Bucks with Doris Burke and Katie George. 🔥ESPN now💯

No. Definitely not. The blocking and hide reply for everyone features are far more powerful here. I use them often for posts just like this.

My wife @thatdana.bsky.social is so done with my last 20 minutes of posts.

" It is time for my morning walk. Stop playing Rocket League. "

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

DPOY stands for Dumbest People On Yearth

Let's guuuuuuuuh - @jeremytache.bsky.social

I made a thing. Lmk who I missed. go.bsky.app/BLHRLuf