If #they were really concerned about welfare fraud, they'd be investigating Brett Favre.

Lancelot

For the second time tonight, Gunnar Henderson homers. He's got that dog in him

Gunnar back, World Series on

If their ideas are good and their cause is just, they will want MORE people to vote, not fewer.

Evergreen advice

I hope he mashed the accelerator and said, “HOLY SHIT!!!”

I hope he mashed the accelerator and said, “HOLY SHIT!!!”

SAMMY BASALLO THATS RIGHT

Yandy got Baz’d

Change the word "love" to "lunch" in the title or lyric of a song. Lunch Will Tear Us Apart

This album was A THING for 17 year old me in 1987.

A written evaluation of your Sandals vacation: A Resort Card

Show us how you've changed. Me at 18 and me at 55.

Mooo

Evergreen

Roku just asked me if I was still watching and when I said yes it then asked why

Jackson Holliday has had a horrific game

#TCM never lets me down on Memorial Day!

“I Wanna Dance with Somebody” is a perfect pop song. You can release it in any decade and it’s a bop. #WhitneyHouston 💃🏾🎶🕊️💜

Prince's 'Lovesexy' hit #1 on the UK albums chart 38 years ago on May 21, 1988 album.ink/PrinceLovesexy

/19 The defense points out that the AUSAs stood mute when the court speculated it was only a few lines redacted and probably just IT issues, even though they knew pages had been left out and the stuff redacted and left out was catastrophic.

I taped donuts to my sneakers and I can jump super high. They’re called Air Horton’s.

Honestly, being subjected to 2/3 of a season of Mansolino is what pushed me toward derangement. But really, doubling down on not acquiring top-of-rotation pitching this offseason after last season’s disastrous rotation just seemed ludicrous. And coming in with that bullpen was baffling, too.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live INXS U2 The Cure Tears For Fears Morrissey CHVRCHES The National Social Distortion Descendants Nine Inch Nails

Like all kickbacks, the Trump slush fund thing isn’t just a reward scheme, it’s a promise you’ll be taken care of if you answer the call next time

All of this

"The Beef" Minotaur Gunslinger. Finished him last night on my Twitch stream. Painted for a client's friends Pathfinder character. He's dressed in a long distressed duster, blue jeans, green vest, & red bandana. Thanks for looking. #commissionpainting #minipainting #miniatures

legend

Evergreen

The Orioles have surrendered the most runs in two-out situations of any baseball team — 118 (43% of their total runs allowed come with two outs). On this trend: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...

Wheezing

You cannot, however, order one at the Baskin Robbin’s.

Either you love music or you're wrong

You can only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, who do you choose?

Time to make the donuts! 🎧 music.apple.com/us/album/hig...

Backing the Blue

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

The supreme court is just a regular court with sour cream and diced tomatoes.

Me after my dog tries to race me up the stairs while I’m carrying a laundry basket.

Ka$h already booking his Bay of Pigs VIP snorkeling trip.

Remember, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over-and-over again and expecting different results. This post is for Mike Elias

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STIXXXX!!!

Chat GPT: Wow Mike that is crazy. You did so much hard work in the offseason and all because of some unlucky injuries it’s just not working out! You’re right that starting pitching is scam don’t let anyone convince you otherwise! Keep on keeping on and things are sure to balance out!

Trump's DOJ has the resources to get an indictment against Raul Castro for crimes that occurred in 1996 but doesn't have the resources to indict the Billionaires and Millionaires who raped children alongside Trump and Epstein in the 90s? Weird.