Babe are you okay you’ve barely muttered anything into your coffee this morning

“I haven’t seen the emails. I haven’t read them. I don’t even know what emails are.” - Mike Johnson this morning, probably.

I have a great idea. why dont i move all my furniture around on a random Sunday afternoon by myself. surely I won't run out of steam before im done.

#A_NewHope ✊

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

SNL is currently 3 for 3 on sketches tonight. Sabrina is absolutely killing it. but this has me in stitches 🤣

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Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”

my spotify wrapped has been decided. #TLOAS

Abolish ICE

Stephen Miller burned down a judge’s house.

a woman in a happy relationship did not write The Archer.

anybody else love just leaving their therapist on a cliffhanger at the end of the session? I think of it as an art. or a nice little game. if I can pull you in enough to extend our session a little, I win.

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Do you guys remember when JD Vance called Trump "America's Hitler"? because I do. #canceled

I can’t tell you how many people who identify as conservatives told me I was being dramatic and overreacting to Trump winning the election in 2016. FYI: I no longer associate with anyone who supports Trump. I wasn’t overreacting and here we are in the midst of an authoritarian takeover by Trump.

what... the... actual... fuck......?

I try to do good in the world. I teach the next generation. I love my people. I also have cancer & need a substantial amount of help. It's so disheartening to see VAST amounts of 💵 raised for Erika Kirk overnight by people who don't know her, knowing she's wealthy already. Please share. I need it.

No matter what, let’s keep talking about the TRUMP-EPSTEIN files! #Pinks #DoNotGetDistracted #TrumpEpstein #TrumpIsGUILTY

Charlie kirk would have wanted the episode to come out as planned. #southpark

FOOTBALL

I'm gonna need the video of taylor and travis' first dance to a live performance of "i wanna grow old with you" by Adam Sandler at their wedding. thank you very much #TNT

sorry I'm late: taylor swift just got engaged. you understand

If you have never listened to a playlist made by me, you are truly missing out on an experience. I just listened to "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald", straight into "What Dreams Are Made Of" and here's the upcoming queue: enjoy and judge me :)

ticketmaster knows.

watching Someone Great because after I watched the latest new heights podcast, YouTube suggested the DBATC someone great mashup video and I guess I just felt like crying my eyes out.

I am deceased. 86 me. wake me up when September ends and I'll hit the snooze for 3 days until October 3 and I can listen to #TS12. #TLOAS #Taylorswift

what are normal people doing right now?

chicago skyline never disappoints.

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

Concerned family members are desperate for answers after they say a disabled U.S. veteran and citizen was taken during a federal immigration raid at a cannabis farm in Camarillo.

“The mosquitoes look like elephants. The food has worms. No toothbrushes. We can’t wash. They took my Bible.”

Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review. Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."

This makes me sick. I will never forgive anyone who voted for this. And don't deny it. this is what you voted for.

Iris Dayana Monterroso-Lemus spent three days asking guards at Richwood Correctional Center for help before she was hospitalized, where physicians said she lost her pregnancy due to a lack of prenatal care.

I love that Taylor Swift is expanding her range and is ruining hockey now too. get it girl

He cant get anyone to come to his birthday party, so he has to pay seat fillers in cryptocurrency to wear his silly red hat. SMH. so glad this whole thing isnt wasteful spending and he is focused on things that actually matter in our country. right? washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/wa...

I finished a TV show in a dream last night, and now I'm debating whether I want to finish the actual show irl because the dream ending was just too good. I'm worried the show ending will suck. I might just stay here.

The one thing I like about when my bf leaves for work is that I can listen to his old band all day without headphones or judgment. 🤭

#nokings chng.it/6nTrLRLT2z

i dont mean to be a conspiracy theorist or anything, but... what does the other letter on the bottom say....? #taylorswift #clowning

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj4qE1sh/ ok tik tok: why are you worried about the accuracy of what is in this video? 🤔

WE ARE INTO THE IDEA OF REP VAULT TRACKS. But in the meantime, we are well fed with original versions. Take your time, Taylor. :) #taylorswift

#TACO thursday anyone?

my dog is cuddling with me but the whiskey is over there: a horror story.

I am ready to clown on Monday. #reputationTV

Maui sunset. because news only on the timeline sucks.

can we just have clean water, food, and healthcare please? www.bbc.com/news/article...