Now, on the matter of the #LIVEVE derby, there is a lot to discuss. Not the best day in the office for Darren England, as wasn't #CHECRY, or #FULMUN... 3 out of his 5 games had very controversial decisions. I already discussed the Chelsea one extensively, and Saturday gave me lots to analyse [1/10]

#grealish telling it like it was on TNT. No holding back. Very quickly, he's becoming a favourite Blue. #efc #utft #coyb

So, fellow Blues. My lovely dad passed away earlier this morning. I simply have no idea who I'm going to have post-match talks to now. Heartbroken. #utft #efc #coyb

I. Bloody. Love. This. Place. And so does my boy.

2 out of 2 on ballot applications so far. Maybe I'll buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

Just picked this up off Vinted for my boy. The most gorgeous away kit ever, IMHO. #efc #utft #coyb

it's real support from actual racists

This is what stinks. In what world is this lad worth £60m. It's all a big con.

Is there a more painful experience than watching someone you love slowly dying?

Everything he says in this video needs to be listened to by every supporter of Reform. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxn...

So planning for the Villa game. For Mansfield, we parked in town and ate at Ma Boyle's. It was fine, but can we get closer, and if so, where's a good lunch venue? TIA. #efc #everton #utft #coyb

Jamie Raskin, "They only want to protect free speech that they agree with" JR then demolishes Farage, ending with "You might want to think twice before you let Nigel Farage Make Britain Great Again"

*puts on helmet* - we have FOUR players who are already or can play as RBs. YEs, they may not be to the desired standard as we progress, but it was never a priority compared to other positions.

Why didn't Kelleher just kick that header away?

That Brentford away kit is minging.

Had a lovely chat on the train from Bristol to Birmingham New St with a dad/son Toffee combo who were on their way to Molyneux. Would love to find out if they're on here. If anyone knows who I'm talking about. Dad probably 70s. Son, tall ex keeper, probably 40s. Lovely guys #efc #coyb #Everton #utft

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@giuliabould.bsky.social please, if you see anyone from the 1st team before tomorrow, pass on this message. My 86 yo dad was admitted to hospital today. Tomorrow's game may be his last. Please ask to make sure they win. Thanks. #utft #efc #coyb

As far as I can tell, 1998 was the shittest year for music, ever. #totp

@cbobblers1878.bsky.social @fanservices.evertonfc.com any idea why my mate can't transfer her Villa ticket (STH) to me? (FB+)? She's only being offered the resale option. TIA.

The 5 albums that had the biggest impact on your life. Ocean Rain- Bunnymen Organisation - OMD If I should Fall from Grace...-Pogues RATM- Rage Against The Machine 3 Feet High & Rising- De La Soul

#streetphotography #rethymno #crete August 25. By me.

@sensiblegeof.bsky.social @cbobblers1878.bsky.social Im coming on Wednesday with my lad. Dead excited. Recommendations for parking spots? Town?

Well that tops off a brilliant day!!! #utft

Someone's just shouted "up the toffees" as Tommy got on the 18th tee. Wool behaviour. Should've been #UTFT !!! #PGA #GOLF

As well as managing to get 2 for Mansfield, also successful in the ballot for Villa. After watching on tv today, my lad and I are ridiculously excited. My poor next-door neighbour, a massive Blue, is seriously peed off though that he's missed out on both ballots so far. #efc #utft #coyb

Michael Keane's stats against Brighton: Touches - 38 Successful passes - 23 Successful long balls - 5 Pass accuracy - 92% Clearances - 11 Headed clearances - 7 Successful tackles - 2 Ground duels won - 2 Aerial duels won - 2 #EFC #EVEBHA

Delighted with the win today, but there are some unbelievable hypocrites posting today after the hysterical cry arsing 6 days ago. Some of you have zero shame. #efc #coyb #utft

He was a rock today. He deserves far more credit and praise than he receives.

@cbeesleyecho.bsky.social turns out my Mrs works with your brother David. That now establishes us a besties, entitling me to first dibs on ITKs. Don't worry about Moysey. I used to work with his mate's son, so I can smooth over any concerns about sharing privileged info. #utft

Why is anyone surprised that we're not v good yet? Why are some panicking? Injury problems, massive change in squad, away against a promoted team, shit ref, obscene penalty decision. That was a 0-0 crap game that we move on from. Stop trying to out drama yourselves.

Jesus God Almighty. Do you guys just moan about everything performatively? Have a go after the game. Criticise the performance, if needed. But please, just sshhh.

OML

Hey, fellow Blues. Jarrad B is not dead. Just felt like some on here needed a reminder.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Why would a journalist in Germany know more about the Dibling manoeuvres than any UK "ITK?" #etc #everton

www.instagram.com/p/DNSjodLNI9... @cbobblers1878.bsky.social heard anything about this?

Just seen this on Insta. Turns out @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social is smashing "Belly Buster" brekkies in Benidorm under the alias of "John from London." No peas, just beans.

Turned this on to find my feed full of miserable ingrates. It's no wonder that to the outside world we're seen as bitter moaning cunts (though we pass it off as "passion") 1. WGAF about friendlies 2. It was a TEST event. The clue's in the fkn title 3. YTF slag off players? Based on today? Really?

Just noticed that @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social is moonlighting as a bazouki player on Crete. Deffo wool behaviour.

No wools. Just Cretans. #rethymno #crete #efc

It seems you can say anything you want: cringey, creepy, bigoted, downright racist, but it's all ok as long as you put "haha" or "lol" at the end of your post.

Bloody hell. www.facebook.com/share/r/19my...

So we're buying Dewsbury Hall. Thank God I renewed my National Trust membership. #efc #everton