If any of those people who, for months, suggested that Nathan Patterson was a good option for EFC need further convincing of their error, they need only watch this game. He's dreadful. #SCOMAR #EFC

That was the worst CL final I've ever seen, at least since that Red Star final in the 90s.

I couldn't help myself. I had to have a mild go at someone on FB who'd posted a FUUUUME because our friendly against the barcodes is on a Wednesday night. FFS. Why do some of our fans hate everything about us? It's like marrying someone then constantly abusing them because they're not Julia Roberts!

Honestly, you'd think that our manager had a team of world beaters the way some folks talk. (And they also ignore key injuries AND point out the same old shite every fkn week).

Honestly, the performative shite being spouted on here is worse than our performances.

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Fair play lads, this is a thread of comedy gold. #Evertonbands My poor contribution: John Rolling Stones

This is a magnificent piece of writing: www.facebook.com/share/17TV8e...

In the social media era, the need to spend the days after a game microanalysing players & performances, reaching unjustifiable conclusions and generally talking wham is really fucking dull. #efc #utft #football

Both Barry and George seemed totally overawed by the occasion today. Rabbits in the headlights. Not sure either will be a longer term starter. TG will go back to Chelsea, I think. #EFC #EVERTON

Just a thought, but blocking off a centre forward's run is always a foul. So why is it ok for teams to block off a goalkeeper's ability to come out for a corner?

They gave a penalty against Everton for EXACTLY the same thing Gabriel's just done. Ffs.

Peter fkn Drury, waffling on like a prick who thinks he's Dylan fkn Thomas or something when really he's enormously fkn dull, matched only in his dullness by the droning monotone of Gary fkn Neville, whose insight is about as sharp as a Swindon roundabout. Ffs. #mciars

#cats Luna-tic

Why do Sky comms insist on trying to make every tackle the crime of the century? This insistence on creating artificial "talking points" is another of the influences killing the game. #suntot #pl

Did the HD tour with the family today. It was ace!

I'd love #EFC to go all out after Bernado Silva this summer.

I love Bluesky, but when you/we post something political, especially demanding of action, does it EVER have any effect? All of these serious, well-researched posts and articles, are they not just pissing in the wind? Is JUST an echo chamber?

Day 3 of National Mourning. #RIPSalah

Some serious entrenched positions of bollocks tonight.

Gutted. First time this season I've been unsuccessful in a ticket ballot, and it's for the biggest game of the season!!! FFS. #efc #coyb #utft

Whenever football pundits/presenters/comnentators say a game is "finely balanced" or "a chess match" it means it's been dull AF. #carabaocup

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Wow.

I'd love us to sign that Kayode in the summer.

I now have more followers (approaching 1k) than following. Everyday I collect new followers. I have no idea why. Most appear to be anti-Trump folks. I'm not complaining, just fascinated.

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Let's be frank, when ANY western politicians talk about 'a new Iran' they mean a society which replicates their own. The conceit that other cultures crave to be like us and must somehow be discontent otherwise is arrogant beyond belief.

*America kicks a hornet’s nest* Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest? Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?

Incredible summary of the utter ignorance and naivety of the orange pdo.

Blues, to suggest that way forward is to play lads who are in development like some kind of messianic trio, based on flimsy evidence is mad. We obv need 2 quality FBs, another CB (not convinced by JOB just yet tbh), creative options and striking power. Those kids do NOT address those failings, yet.

Isn't it great to watch football without VAR.

It is genuinely interesting, though. Well, to me it is, anyway.

That was never a pen.

I tell you what, it feels bloody magical to be free of relegation worries with 13 games still to play. #efc #everton #utft

Still incredible percentage of Blues who think we are, or should be, like 1994 AC Milan. Trish speaks sense.

Bipolar Blues out in force tonight!!! Moyes out/good point/unlucky/dreadful take your pick. In reality, distinctly average performance but battled to a decent away point.

My #American friends: a foreigner's view: your media is either one or the other. Until there's balanced reporting, those Rep or Dem positions will remain ingrained, whatever 47 gets up to. Until at least the 40% of Americans (& thus their elected reps) open their eyes, nothing will change.

The BBC news this morning giving great credence to 47's ramblings on Chagos, most probably as a stick to hit KS with. The media in general need to stop taking the orange buffoon so seriously. They need to scoff, to mock, to openly expose him for the raving fascist lunatic that he is. #bbc #fucktrump

I read an interesting post by Billy Bragg earlier about 47. He argues that we shouldn't use the term "fascism" as US policy is not dogmatic but rather driven by his megalomania & vanity, though he does accept that racial bias is resurfacing (if it ever went away). Not sure I agree.

That Machado woman could not have made the journey from hero to zero any faster.

As interesting as what he says is, I'm more taken with HOW he says it, and how he presents himself as a serious, thoughtful leader. The contrast to his southern equivalent could not be more stark.

I think it's always been like this at Everton the only difference is social media has amplified it 1000 fold. I get the impatience (1995) but we really are at ground zero of a rebuild right now. I get frustrated and have a moan but like most blues I know we are basically on solid ground at least.

Seriously, all those blaming Moyes for his selection I'd love to know what else he could've done. Patterson got his arse handed to him for an hour last week, then was cooked. Rohl is a trainee. Honestly, who else?

I cannot believe the idiotic reactions of some on here. That was never red for Keane in a trillion years. And then the ref lost control. Yet you'd think our players were automata. The game's gone. It's fkn stupid. All joy has been tucked out of it. But don't turn on our own.

The game has gone.

@ottoenglish.bsky.social the scariest thing about this #Venezuela stuff is that it's clear from their responses that even moderate voices are seduced by the possibilities of Trumpian empire building. Like priests in a brothel, they're tempted, oh so very tempted.

Yes, Maduro's a cnt. But what about all the other cnts around the world? Oh, yes, I remember, they don't have oil.

Mirror on-line - NO report of last night's game. Mail online - the crappiest, repetitive, "phoned in" report, including these assessments. The focus on Sly Six clubs is getting so tedious. Nobody else gets a look in. #efc #utft #coyb