Sometimes you gotta beat your friends to the punch

The more I see how conservatives interact with any sort of criticism, the more it seems like American conservatism is just an unhealthy coping mechanism for people struggling with a lack of societal agency.

The most successful cat toy I've brought home in a long time is... a milk cap. Huge hit.

Forgot I ordered a pizza. Insane mood lift when one showed up at my door unexpected 😆

On May 10, 1933, Nazis burned the library of The Institute for Sexual Science. The Institute was founded by Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld. Its community clinic pioneered healthcare for queer, trans, & intersex people. The Institute was targeted & attacked as part of a Nazi government censorship program.

Prague Rock

Finally Twitter has started showing me a bunch of Warframe content right when I'm getting pretty committed to sticking to Bluesky. 😞 Where are all the Warframe gamers over here

Turns out Dinkum kinda rules (its been 1 week 😳)

Was somewhere that has Cane's for the first time in ages today and got some for lunch. Hopefully that satisfies the cravings for another year or so!

Messed up my auto-debit settings this year and... accidentally paid off a student loan?? Was wondering why money felt so much tighter than it should from inflation alone.

thought i'd try one of these posts to get more stuff i like on my timeline 🎛️music production & audio work 🎮Games 🟣Warframe 🟣Risk of Rain 2 🟣Rivals of Aether 2 🟣various action/adventure games 🎶Music 🟣Couch 🟣Honey Revenge 🟣ANRI 🟣VGSTs 🟣Touhou Covers 🟣obscure YT playlists of DnB/Breakcore/etc

last week I ended up under various $30k baby grand pianos in some of the wealthiest homes in my area and nearly bumped my head on a TAXIDERMIED LION in one of their living rooms. whole day was a fever dream

IT guy who doesn't know how to use the desk phones at the office (he is a millenial. he also is me)

The only 3 pictures I've managed of Chloe where she isn't blurry mess from squirming around or a complete void

Spent most of the morning fighting printers. 🖨️ Can't say it's my favorite part of the job, but instead of being at a desk in the basement I was actually talking/working with other people, so it's a lot better than my last 3 or 4 roles!

I imported something from France yesterday and it got to my house in the US rural midwest in LESS THAN 48 HOURS?? How??

Look up a recipe on YouTube ONCE and you will be recommended other versions of it 4 times a week for the rest of your life.

Overheard at work: "What's that Adam Sandler movie? The one where they're all adults?" "Grown Ups?" "Grown ups! I don't like that movie."

I can tell I'm getting older because I now find it funny to preface something with "As the kids say..." followed by something the kids have absolutely NEVER said

I need to stop feeling guilty for ordering groceries for pickup instead of going to the store. Between the special deals, saving time, lower chance of impulse buys, and the fact I can just walk to my kitchen and check for what I need... it just makes sense to do it every time.

Logged in to see my student loans had automatically changed to paying only the interest without any input or notification from me. 🙃 I guess they want to make sure they can make money off of the guy who is paying them off as early as he reasonably can

Me typing: well Autocorrect: surely he means “we’ll” Me typing: hell Autocorrect: surely he means “he’ll” Me typing: id Autocorrect: no, he’s definitely talking about the Freudian concept of the id