ten TRILLION hogs are coming your way :)

i'll make a comms post here eventually . picks my nose

HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY TO @laura.karnste.in!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*7 foot tall blue furby voice* don't be a fucking child

call his ass lara paler pc he got those twin cheeks

my ass is pregnant with a fart and i think its twins

so now's probably a bad time to drop my animal crossing mod where tom nook does coke off a stripper's ass

they’re after me

hey guys it’s time for my bi monthly bluesky post. my butthole kind of itches rn i’m ngl

and nothing has changed

y'all ever wanted to hear beavis and butthead voiced by a manzai duo

The Sacred Texts

feeding your baby my succulently soft roasted garlic

HEY IM DOING COMMISSIONS my girlfriends and i are struggling financially so commissions would be very appreciated right now!! read the info in the next post and dm me if interested

i be farting in call and these bitches don’t even know it

🎉 Happy Birthday Turnpike! 🎉 #furryart ✦ #furry ✦ #art

Choose your words more carefully

i neeeeed to start posting or else the small beasts of the world will take away my iphone

I have tasks but my insomnia flared up and I didn’t sleep. need Her visage now more than ever

yaaaay look at what my friend chuck drew its hashtag my oc

first doodle com for @peppiekorn.bsky.social !

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

delter rune ….

Happy pride folks I'm still fleshing out the entries, but here's a list of over 200 retro games (pre-2010) which were made by trans people or which had trans people on the dev team. We have always been here. dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictrans...

waking up with a stomach ache at 4 am . it couldn’t possibly be because of the spicy pasta i cooked (it is

i should use this as a platform to post art but honestly i’m fucking lazy as fuckkkkkkkkk . suck my weinor

aw fuck mr squitwart

they call me the dookie king

they call me pepper

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

i have never forgotten about any social media platform ever

farting at work #girl

i love to kiss women