im such a dork rocking back and forth with a huge smile on my face waving at my tv and greeting each participant of game changer as they come out at the beginning of a new episode I LOVE IT❤️🧡💛💙🤎

Presenting one of the wildest things I’ve ever found using image search

this is a blweet i drafted and never posted because i ended up asking a friend who studies such things and it turns out that yeah, pretty much

i'd been half-heartedly identifying as pretty much straight for a couple of years but now i've gotten lesbian for an enby and i sure hope it doesn't come back

whenever i see anyone talk about fanfiction in any context my mind always goes to this tweet

they need to do way instain mother who killed thier babbys. because those babbys can't frigth back??

the delight i get from having written a good sentence is just sansnfndbjcuushwhvwv (well there goes the next one

embellished with all the gay flags of all the known nations of the world

googling best peptides for brain rot

no mom you don't understand, people using chatgpt to write is the worst thing that's ever happened to me

sentimental sennymennl

good morning hank it's tuesday

Fie on’t, ah fie! ’Tis an unweeded garden

i only watch youtube for its rejuvenating effects

"Apple, Google, and Meta are very excited to announce the release of new AI-driven products. We guarantee that they will respect your privacy. Unfortunately, these products are not available in Europe, as they have laws to protect your privacy."

for a long time there was this confusing background hum deep inside my brain, but i've finally realized that raycon and raytheon are not the same thing

neutron bomb. new trombone.

uppercase after colon (in english) is my mandela effect. i'm sure it had never had existed before this year but now it has clearly had existed for centuries

between gould and jarrett there's GOTTA be something to the moaning

i don't wanna sound adversarial but girl dinner has got nothing on audhdinner

Por favor expresad más, bailad más, sed más rares, nos vamos a morir.

a flock of trans women is called a sorry

judging by my vocal stims i must either be a sheep, a bird, or a samsung galaxy s4

ㅤ ☁️🌩️🌨️ ㅤ

i dreamt of norm macdonald telling a joke whose punchline was "that HAND GRENADE ELOPED with my WIFE!!"

i am becoming someone who writes several sentences, separated by periods, in the same text message. is this what they call the death of youth.

this stuff is my tmz

women who are trans can be beautiful in a different way than those who are cis, just as two kinds of flower already have their beauty before any comparison.

the continental/analytic divide

the sentence "to wax philosophical" implies not only the possibility of waning philosophically but also the existence of philosophical electrolysis

what do you mean depressed? this emin double bed cost me thousands

I don't know if it's great that Google is now reporting Onion articles as real news

delightful video of bach's little fugue in g minor, recorded on a moog synth, being played back to a bunch of astonished kids in 1969 m.youtube.com/watch?v=J8sS...

the igibum exceeded the igum by 7

every other personality trait i used to have has been drowned out by how much i hate chatgpt's writing voice

f* you openai #1 peddler of ophiolic verborrhea. i now retch every time someone says what something isnt then what it is. people eating up this cud dialect straight from the llms mouth then slobbering all over social media. its very good for your health they say. just lie down and take it. say aaaaa

you know im actually really proud of how much less of an insufferable bitch ive become it's nice to be in your 30s

thanks to angine de poitrine i can now wear polka dots and feel confident by telling myself i'm just being zeitgeisty

"what is right 'n what is wrong" sounds delightful if you do the glottal stops at the end

fun fact. i am unusually sensitive to writing style. i once threw my copy of lolita across the room because a semicolon made me feel overwhelmed (albeit in a good way). and now the internet is full of ai writing and it makes me physically sick

it's 6:41 AM i love donuts so much

dae sometimes get a short rush of pointedly useless euphoria when the concerta hits? like OH MY GOD I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ANIMALS i guess that's nice

dreamt i was back in high school. "yeah i did two majors and a master's abroad" and people were like "welcome back were still here

vejogamy (brazilian accent

try to say "hit that bell" out loud that's how you know you'll never be a youtuber

one of the advantages of being a trans woman is you get to be in your 20s in your 30s

this emoji 🫵 i feel it physically poking me it's jarring

i can't get over the fact that we've built a world in which everyone just so happens to wear blue pants