Conveyor belt sushi. Time for gluttony

Men that would let me suck on their tits > everyone else

the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like

Do I think Satan has some good ideas? Yes. But do I “worship” him? Yes

Hypothetically speaking, if you were to attend a rave, would you prefer it to be in the woods or underground?

Pop Tart and ashwagandha tea. 🤌

Anaïs Nin, from a diary entry featured in The Early Diary of Anaïs Nin, Volume 2: 1934-1939

Who was first to brew an espresso in space? #NationalEspressoDay☕ Astronaut, pilot & engineer Samantha Cristoforetti. First Italian woman in space, she holds the record for the longest uninterrupted spaceflight of a European astronaut. Pic: 𝘊𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 #coffee break in history! #WomenInSTEM #Italy

they had goth baddies in the 17th century as evidenced by the fact that a woman named Caterine Morte had a skull coat of arms

Ave Satanas

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