Friends I think we’re cooked on Saturday

Corner shenanigans make me nervous.

KERRFOORDKERRFOORDKERRFOORD

I have a 6am flight tomorrow we can NOT go to extra time.

If this was my kids football team this is the bit where the coach would be yelling “communicate!”

We’ve gone a bit flat since that penalty. Or maybe that’s just my mood.

How is there no card for that tackle on Foord?

Bum.

The Foord curse is broken Im so happy for her and also for me and all of us.

Whyyyyy did Tara just throw to a promo for an A-League MENS game? This happened in one of the group stage games too when they talked up the Big Blue. This is a perfect opportunity to throw ALW some love and I’ve not seen it at all.

These stats my god.

Caitlin being so happy for Lani is just extremely nice.

🚨

We absolutely did not deserve that but thank the gods for the madness of football.

I hate this. I hate it.

How about a sub, Joe?

Nope.

"so you scored a goal as a striker? What does that make it, three for the tournament? That's still two below Alana. That's horrific. And she's barely a midfielder."

SAMANTHA KERR YOU BLOODY LEGEND

I see we’ve taken this through-ball-direct-to-an-opposition-player gimmick into the second half.

Arsenal missing players this, Chelsea missing players that but has anyone spared a thought for London City trying to score goals without one Alanna Kennedy?

How about we stop giving away corners? How about that?

Alanna Kennedy I will never understand this but you’re also my hero.

I’m going to throw up. You?

Twice! SO RUDE.

Sophie Hoban you’re my hero. #NEWvSYD

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Melina Ayres Alanna Kennedy 🤝 14s scoring bangers

The goalies are not having a good time. Is this an omen? (I’m sorry I’m very stressed about the Tillies. Everything feels like an omen. I’m so scared.) #NEWvSYD

I literally tuned in fifteen seconds before that happened, I’m sorry, I’ll stop watching now. Question is, do I come back for the Tillies or am I just cursed? #NEWvSYD

How was that not offside but Caitlin and Sam’s goals were? How?

Given all I watch on Paramount+ is football, and mostly women’s football, the fact that I have to actually search for the Women’s Asian Cup every time is pretty ridiculous.

Also I’m the grinchiest grinch who ever grinched but if you must take preschoolers to an 8pm football match, might I suggest purchasing aisle seats to make the fifteen toilet/snack/quiet time trips a liiiiitle less disruptive?

This Alana Kennedy resurgence is frightening, but despite some of my past posts I’m very here for it.

A draw feels much better than a loss, so yay? But with Steph out and the core of our starting 11 having played a billion minutes already I’m very very very VERY concerned about China/North Korea.

"Did you know you guys have had Kennedy score four for you, to be exact? That’s horrific. Half your goals been by a defender. Do youse not work on it?”

Caitlin was all of us

LMAO ALANNA KENNEDY IM HOWLING

Alanna Kennedy golden boot charge! Lol

Nature is healing. Foord assist, Kerr goal. Just before halftime. #AUSvKOR

Hayley Jesus.

This Iran team is being held together with the magic injury spray.

Living in a uno reverso universe where Kennedy is scoring goals and Raso is copping knocks to the noggin. #IRNvAUS

Ouch.

Ban VAR I’m so annoyed.

We’ve scored at least 7 goals in spirit.

These VAR checks are sucking the joy out of this game.

Caitlin 🤦‍♀️

AK is mad we all said she shouldn’t start.