Oh so you can set up a ring doorbell but not change your smoke alarm batteries. Ok.

Is there a German word for when you want your team to win really bad but you know youre gonna lose but it would be kinda cool if you won like damn thats crazy how did we even do that but youre for sure gonna lose so you try not to get even a little hopeful but like IMAGINE? Or something close?

Every time I check the cameras these two look dead lmao

I've given this a lot of thought and have decided all stairs should be an odd amount so you end on the same foot you started on.

team just refuses to win at all levels

sheesh

FM 26 being free UNTIL 4/20 is some kind of sick joke.

Cats

SOCCER.

Unsure why I just got the song from the dance we had to learn in middle school gym class stuck in my head but here we are.

It's almost like increasing minimum wage doesn't actually spike the cost of living :) How does Spokane have $5 higher minimum wage than Vegas, and have cheaper rent, groceries and gas? Folks like to think minimum wage going up = $45 chipotle burritos. It simply isn't true.

Gianni Infantino’s shuttle diplomacy

Huge "you can't fire me, I quit" energy

Death, taxes, smoothies being a great idea.

Ayy

I'm late but SOCCER

If you don't wanna "dinner and some behind the scenes NPL" with me I don't think we're really friends.

How come one side of the towel works really well and the other side does jack shit? What's a fella gotta do for a towel with two good sides?

She just left for the airport. I'm a fucking mess. It's gonna be a long summer.

Y'all think Jesus would think it's dope that bath and body works is closed for easter?

Average game under Diles

If CCM are kept out of the finals because of an olimpico god might actually be real

🚨WERE PLAYING ANOTHER SOCCER MATCH BABY🚨

#CCMvSYD www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJt...

Why am I emotional at a photo of a vending machine in the snow

Rooting for Sydney and Brisbane tonight ya? Does a double draw get it done? Do we need just one of them to win? I'm dumb.

Sing it with me tourists: 🎵I'm not a part of your vacation🎵

Doing shots of DayQuil at the bus stop because it's Friday and I'm in Vegas babbbyyyy

It's the weekend in some time zones, go follow some soccer nerds

WE DIDNT LOSE

Here we go. 45 minutes to prove it.

If you stop watching now you can still enjoy the rest of your day. #LifeHack

Honestly this has been my face all season

The girls are fighting

Welcome to jeff-ball with any lead 1-800-GAMBLER

We're actually the best team on the planet sorry

Someone's gonna get a red huh

Offside I love you

Do not love how zoomed in the camera is on this match.

1am Taco Bell ordered ✅

Just turned the game on to watch Ella catch a body holy

Aw shit here we go again

Kayla v Everyone

Still unsure if Emily Roach is good or not and based on recent performances it seems she doesn't know either.

Waking up at 4:30am to watch J. Cole play professional basketball WAS actually on my 2026 bingo card if anyone was wondering.

My Uber home was cheaper than the bus. I don't understand why. I don't understand how. But I do understand it's very cool.

anyway SOCCER

TIL the plasma donation centers next to every single dispensary in the city are Australian.