Viva Turf Monsters?

SOCCER

He’s cute tho

cat decided to lay on the keyboard and took 107 screenshots

Wild run of films from Zooey Deschanel‘s dad

Just a couple of dudes who find stuff out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v01e...

HUGE W

absolute nightmare blunt rotation

Contrary to popular belief I actually did have “jack bauer punches uber driver” on my 2026 bingo card.

Immense skill issue to not have found this immediately obvious in 2016

How do y'all actually find new music? I feel like spotify and youtube music both do a terrible job of promoting new things unless you actively follow the artist.

Just a half-hearted effort out there tonight. The theme of last year was somehow always figuring out a way to win, this year is more of the same form without the magic. Disappointing.

ELLA?!

Win or lose we booze but happy drunk is better than sad drunk.

im upset

I have nothing fun or cute to say. Just win please.

what the actual fuck is that away kit

That game was WAY better than it had any right to be.

We have had rain, wind and dust warnings in the last week. I dunno who pissed off the avatar but I dont like whats next.

YA BLEEP THE ACL

Genuinely no idea how I just spent 10 hours cleaning my 680 sq ft apartment. As a reward, I got a new duvet and cover. Time to sleep for far too long.

Tattoo shop near my house is offering free ass tattoos. Now, I don’t really want or need one, but a guy like me loves free.

In the past two years, Cortnee Vine has been forced to step away from football to tackle her anxiety. Vine sat down with Tara Rushton for 10 News+ and opened up about her mental health battle. Now she is ready to return and represent her country again. youtu.be/4TnwRsXxU4I #Matildas #ALW #NWSL

FUCK ACLs. All my homies hate the ACL. Dog shit ass ligament that ruins my favorite things.

Dane Steel I was not familiar with your game.

Somehow the best video game movie ever made wasnt actually a video game movie.

he beat me up

Hes gonna beat me up

Cassy somehow got her credit card stolen before it even showed up, the fella activated it and took out hundreds in cash advances. So fucking sick.

🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREGORIAN CALENDAR 🎉

2026 is not gonna be my year, im saving all my xp for 2027.

to the tone of that tiffany song "im drinkin alone now"

The amount of money the city spent on drones and fireworks just for it to be horribly cloudy and rainy tonight is my sign of things to come for 2026

I think if you can make French Toast you might be a witch

every single youtube videos "most replayed" section just being the moment after the ad read will always be funny

cassy said “man the victory really be doing everything but winning huh?”

She’s so good.

Excuse me while I ELLAAAAAAAAAA

impetusfootball.org/2025/12/27/v... What had looked like a comfortable afternoon for the Mariners turned into one of the most dramatic comebacks in recent #ALeagueWomen history. By @issywoso.bsky.social

but anyway SOCCER

cut my hair for the first time in 7 years and I don’t think I feel good about it

Ive been reading this as "Game Above, Sportsbowl" all morning

Cassy is gone for 2 whole weeks and I’m already so bored 🙃

went to the store

Actual insane take from a fella who just couldn't stop embarrassing himself in 2025. One more for the road huh?

Merry Christmas to everyone except the guy shooting off fireworks at 4:40am in the parking lot.

Imagine being a Sydney FC fan.

merry christmas ya silly aussies

Putting my wallet back in my pocket while waiting for my card to process, only to have to take it back out of my pocket to put my card away. A classic.