Mall Management is currently scouring security footage for the elderly lady who dropped off those special brownies.

Lost sleep worrying about what part of my anatomy the Mall will sabotage in an attempt to gain worldwide coverage again the year.

Really though, which is more terrifying on a Saturday? Visiting me or a Costco?

The scariest thing at my haunted corn maze would be someone dressed as a Superstore employee wandering around carrying a PC credit card application clipboard.

@mark-carney.bsky.social interprovincial trade barriers? I had expected to see my local supermarkets filled with Canadian products from other provinces by now and I'm not. What I see is Sobeys and Atlantic Superstore marking American products as Made in Canada

Sweater: “There's no shame, put me on.” Space Heater: “Don't listen to him, he can't give you what I do.” Furnace: “You know you want it.”

Trump is gonna have a stroke, right? the Nobel peace price he's been begging for all year going to a Venezuelan (and woman) of all people. he's gonna be more triggered than ever before.

The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Venezuelan opposition figure Maria Corina Machado, described as a "brave and committed champion of peace." Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/3VV7gjc

You know this will start a meltdown. www.cnn.com/webview/worl... #nobelpeaceprize #trump #tempertantrum #venezuela #MaríaCorinaMachado

I've started closing up the camp for the winter. Vacuum seal bedding, towels, summer clothes, taking down bird houses & feeders, etc I don't wanna!!! However once #camping season is over & I'm home full time, #Azeroth here I come! #Warcraft Started w/ the 3 PC based games, playing since Vanilla

6 in 10 Canadians say they can never trust Americans the same way again globalnews.ca/news/1143516... Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com

His skin is so thin he's transparent.

Halifax.ca/hfxALERT: The wildfire in the Susies Lake area remains out of control, with fire fighting operations continuing this morning. The road closures from the previous alert are still in place: Chain Lake Drive,

Jesus. I once asked if Calgary could burn down. Kim-Bo @kim_gaetz · 3h My husband called and said I see smoke behind the Mount in Bedford, I looked it up on Halifax Emergency Info and boom, WE have a confirmed forest fire in Halifax NS, 7 fire departments responding.

🔥 Wildfire underway near Bayers Lake (Halifax) — evacuations & road closures in effect. Avoid the area. More details ⬇ www.cp24.com/news/canada/...

Water bombers from New Brunswick fighting fire at edge of Halifax.

If you're looking for your dream "work from home" or "work from the beach" perfect #retirement home, this is it! Huge rooms, sunrise & sunset views, 1 hr to Moncton or Truro, 2 hrs to Halifax #beach #wfh #NovaScotia #alberta #saskatchewan #manitoba #ontario #BritishColumbia #canadasky Please share

(Fire) Today, sparks from breaking rock on a construction site at 276 Bedford Highway ignited a quickly developing fire ** Release waterfrontmediahfx.the902hxir.ca/94241-2 (photos via Gus K. Bennett)

BREAKING: NS Government just hired the Fair to tour province. Drought resolved by mid August.

#CanadaStrong 🇨🇦📢

Canada is “for something” not “against something” about sums up our culture😍🇨🇦✌️ #CanadaStrong

@hfxgov.bsky.social Can we get Bird to place their bikes & scooters somewhere other than on top of bus stop pads? Next to them perhaps? A stop on South Street had 7-8 scooters & bikes on the pad so passengers had to walk onto the road to get to the bus & no way a wheelchair ramp could be deployed

If you're looking for your dream *work from home" or "work from the beach" & perfect #retirement home, this is it! Huge rooms, sunrise & sunset views, 1 hr to Moncton or Truro, 2 hrs to Halifax #beach #wfh #NovaScotia #alberta #saskatchewan #manitoba #ontario #BritishColumbia #canadasky

www.facebook.com/share/p/1FSD... Looking for the ideal #beach home, #retirement home, dream work from home #wfh views? on the Northumberland Strait #novascotia #waterfrontproperty #waterfrontliving #britishcolumbia #alberta #saskatchewan #manitoba #ontario #realestate

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…

Why is it up to @rollingstone.com to write the most honest and direct headlines? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Looking to move home, "work from home/beach" or your dream #retirement home? Mom & Dad's dream retirement home up for sale. Only lived in for a few years. Sunrise and sunset views Like new condition #beach #Manitoba #waterfront #Ontario #realestate #Saskatchewan #Alberta #listing #britishcolumbia

And #BellAliant cancellation department is apparently so busy taking cancellations that they can't take my cancellation call! @BellAliant #NovaScotia #Bell #Eastlink #CityWide #PurpleCow

@eastlink.bsky.social #novascotia #dartmouth

Called #bellaliant to cancel my Internet service. After 15 mins w/ their 1st tier, I'm told Cancellation Department is too busy & call back later. And I can't cancel my account by returning my modem. So #BellAliant latest tactic is to refuse a customer's attempts to cancel & go somewhere cheaper

I've heard people say *when this is over* To me it will never be over. This is a lifestyle change. It opened my eyes to how many delicious & high quality Cdn products are available. Yet we never knew of them because of the amt of American products on shelves. #buycanadian #elbowsup #shoplocal

I've heard people that say *when this is over*....To me it will never be over. This is a lifestyle change. It's opened my eyes to just how many Canadian products are available and yet we never knew of them because of the amount of American products on the shelves. #buycanadian #elbowsup #shoplocal

If you're looking for the ideal *work from home" or "work from the beach" or your dream #retirement home, Mom & Dad sold family home to build at the beach & Dad died the first yr & Mom was there alone a few yrs #beach #wfh #waterfront #realestate #novascotia #listing evrealestate.com/properties/o...

Long, well written and worth your time to read to the end. You need to think about this before you vote. #canadasky #canadavotes #vote #election

This is how my views compare with the political parties in the upcoming Canadian election according to @VoteCompass. Try it for yourself! #cdnpoli share.votecompass.com/fW6q1uRSvQQU...

Anyone looking to have their dream home right on the Northumberland Strait in Nova Scotia? Beach weather is coming! Window placement gives you sunrise & sunset, spectacular views. 1 hr to Moncton or Truro, 2hrs to Halifax www.realtor.ca/l/bQwVf/ja #dreamhome #beachlife #wfh #novascotia

Just a girl and her doggie #greatdane

@abdanielsmith.bsky.social admits she worked with Trump operatives to interfere in our election. This isn’t a gaffe. It’s confirmation: Poilievre and Trump are aligned. Pierre is MAGA. Different flag, same playbook. Elections Canada must investigate. #cdnpoli #PoilievreExposed #StopMAGAinCanada

@mark-carney.bsky.social We followed the US lead with tariffs against Chinese EVs, to protect Tesla. The US is not our friend & that tariff has cost us the Chinese seafood business. Time to reconsider, /w new innovations in charging technology, time to build new. Even considering their drug laws

Alan Frew of Glass Tiger. "Canada's Song"

@mark-carney.bsky.social interprovincial trade barriers - get them down!, It's past time for all Canadians to discover the wonderful and high quality products, food, wine, beer and spirits offered across our nation.

@mark-carney.bsky.social let's move away from the US, especially for EV, time to talk to China. What can we build in a new relationship going forward? A five-minute charge to go 250 miles? This Chinese EV giant claims it can offer just that www.cnn.com/2025/03/18/c...

Musk Retweets ‘Hitler Didn’t Murder Millions’ Message Amid Ongoing Nazi Controversy

After getting shit faced off Raspberry Cordials, Anne Of Green Gables often stole rowboats and made her way across the Strait to throw potatoes at New Brunswickers.

Because math is hard...

He's intentionally tanking the economy and removing any government support that might help people. He wants people to riot so he can declare martial law. He wants people to be angry about Canada so he can go to war with them. He already attacked the US Capitol. He's going to do this, too.