Flow charting in a coffee shop is superior to coding in a coffee shop "Oh are you an artist?" *shows sketchpad* "no." Your move, stranger

How do you driver while you driver? Join us at #LaraconAU in Brisbane on November 13-14 and @mary.win will tell you all about it!

Considering the ravens

Which book should I read?

Never had much confidence about my willpower and discipline but I’m realizing lately it’s a perspective issue Going to do 75 hard

After years of personal development, spiritual growth and abstinence from various vices, my personality type changed from an INTP to an INTJ Anyone else change their personality?

Our inaugural happening features eight awesome speakers including @mary.win Tung presenting "Watching the Watchers". Support information security and technology in Northeast Pennsylvania! bsidesnepa.org/tickets #cybersecurity #bsides

I spent more than a year teaching myself about design patterns and all about source diving and the request lifecycle, and then I gave this talk at Laracon youtu.be/w7jKcbVcI54?...

Did barbell squats yesterday like a cartoon character who hasn’t fallen because he hasn’t looked down yet. When someone said the barbell itself is 45 lbs my thighs noped out immediately

Laracon after dark

Weird I haven’t had any feedback from @benhol.men about my Laracon talk It was full of kernels I thought that was your thing And corny jokes, made for hens

Love my geocodio special edition card! Wrong answers only pls

You can just put a bird on something and call it art

I’ve been squandering some real good domains

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

SCRANTON IS GETTING TRAINS (to nyc) I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE

Hashmap

Reviewing my notes from my socialite talk, 20 something pages double sided Going to have to edit

Pic related

Ok I try not to be political but WHAT the what

If AGI replaces programmers, I’d still code. Even if I couldn’t make any money.

Moved my whole bookcase into a new office, but I still need inspiration for wall art

Join me as I redefine the nyc socialite event (laravel/socialite)

Saw a hackathon prompt in which a dev told gpt many children in the real world would die if it didn’t follow instructions exactly, while my prompts remind gpt that it is smart, kind and capable Different prose for different bros

That react compiler is looking sick, no?

Types, amirite?

Semantic html That’s it. That’s the post

I filled out the fafsa today

I already miss Salt Lake City

Sunday candid photo

Super excited to finally release the first in a series of videos & articles on @larajobs.com 👏 You can find all the articles over at larajobs.com/articles, and I want to give a special thanks to @mary.win for helping us put this whole series together 🙌

Entering my flowy long dresses era

I’ll be venturing eventually

If Bill McFarland can serve his time, realize there’s multiple documentaries about Fyyur, and launch a second festival landing page then you- yes you- can finish your side project No excuses

Blessed (and also stressed)

Thanks to @mary.win I remembered to take a photo of the @phpxphilly.com group last night! What a great time. And @johnrudolphdrexler.com's next talk is shaping up to be another killer!

Scranton is getting a Chili's. I would like to officially take back every negative thing I've said about The Office Namely, the unrealistic pretense that the Dundie Awards could be set in a Chili's

Sometimes people think I'm really sad and approach me about it but it's actually my RBF* *resting bereft face

Yo @aaronfrancis.com I made you a meme

valen times

Just published a video where I chat with @mary.win about the key differences between the Query Builder pattern and the Factory pattern. 🧱 youtu.be/ibPT3bfJ1aY?... Also, it turns out the "Actions pattern" is a real thing on the books. 👀

Had a great time hanging out with Nuno and talking about the Factory and Builder patterns! Networking is important, but it doesn't feel like networking in the Laravel community. It's sometimes surreal to be able to chat with such talented people! What a legend!!

Grateful to be able to find gratitude

Tomorrow's stream topic: we’ll be discussing design patterns with @mary.win! ✨

the first rule of next is don't make thank u, next.js jokes the second rule of next is don't make thank u, next.js jokes

When I watch go content on YouTube it auto plays rust content. This is how people get radicalized, I can see how slippery this slope can be If I'm talking about Haskell or assembly in 6 months blame YouTube

What's the most affordable text blast messaging provider? I'm talking non profit affordable And if there's no clear front runner, does anyone know good resources to compare? Less than 3 cents a text (/phone) would be nice 😬

I really don't understand how the takeaway from the matrix is usually deciding weather you as the viewer would take the red or the blue pill. Don't take pills from strangers.