you're too grown to be doing this. get a job.

the 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 prince⁣ that'll take your 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵! ♡⁣ ⁣ ( ugh. 𝐄𝐖. )   indie pkmn oc. #ptrp | #pkmnrp

i've just had to block another student, so it bears repeating. i don't care on a personal level—i generally try to employ a "don't ask don't tell" approach to my students knowing about my beautisky, which is to say i won't ask them and they should never tell anyone—but they always tell.

they're dates.

you would never know from this face that she's older than most of you.

He’s here….and round 🥰

⠀⠀Ｊａｓｐｅｒ Ｏｆ Ｔｅａｍ Ｒｏｃｋｅｔ．

the matrix is a fantastic film — it's also tantamount to bait if you're not cisgender.

why is my eye twitching?

someone shove this nigga and his struggle ass bob and his horizontal sideburns into a locker, mane.

it's my sworn duty as a trans woman to make at least one person each year watch the matrix.

@aurummeddle.bsky.social it would be prudent of me to learn exactly what i need to overcome in a week's time — does silver have a type-specialty?

there isn't a set order i should challenge these gyms in. i already have the benefit of a type-advantage against falkner — despite his gym being closest to home, i should save him for last and see his most competitive team.

i shouldn't be humouring this.

she's a 10 but she's unovan.

#PTRP | #PKMNRP

it doesn't surprise me that my johtoan trainer id was reapproved so quickly – it's wonderful when you're unencumbered by mandatory surveys.

i'm sorry, have any of you ever read something and consequently felt lightheaded?

some small part of me would kill to engage someone in a pokémon battle again. raichu and i haven't battled in 26 years.

i'm not engaging anyone with a big ass "r" on they chest. shut the fuck up talking to me, i don't know what you thought this was.

i'm sure my trainer id has expired by now.

i don't see why the gap between my last collected gym badge and my application date is pertinent to the hoenn league.

a man in a gang never has anything but the audacity.

no member or former member of team rocket has said anything sensible – not even the ones i've defended in court.

i have a sixth sense for knowing when someone is about to say something she shouldn't.

one of the paralegals gave me a... "tung tung tung sahur" figurine as a premature birthday gift. this is my fault for hiring someone fresh out of college.

“𝙄𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙄 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧.” #ᴘᴏᴋᴇᴍᴏɴʀᴘ #ᴘᴋᴍɴʀᴘ #ᴏᴄʀᴘ

i'm realizing none of the gym leaders i battled in the 90s would recognize me.

in 1999, mt. mortar was occluded by shadow. no real changes were made to the interior of the cavern, but within a year, mt. mortar had ceased being opaque. sometime between 2002 and 2006, flash stopped being a hidden machine and became a technical machine.

fuck mount mortar.

i wish ecruteak's poké mart had sold super repels back in 2000.

oh sweet raikou, i thought i was insane for feeling the same way about johto.

@lyracally.poke.surf i'm sure you don't know me, but i wanted to thank you for the work you've done. helping hands is—more often than not—a lifeline for so many of my clients and former clients when the time comes for them to reintegrate into society following years of incarceration.

i'm followed by so many of my heroes.

i'm surprised — ms. kushani is known for being polemical. renowned for it, even.

team rocket? in celebi's 2026?

looking up your professor on social media is like following her home.

@e4iggy.bsky.social i'm not so much a fan of your music or your podcast, but of toxic threadz. one of my clients was able to raise enough for an emergency dental procedure, owing to your fundraiser for her commissary.

Vulpix on the hunt. #nature

dr. margot, not ms.

@galarianvenom.bsky.social, it's a pleasure to finally put a face to a name i often have to address letters to.

i've been informed at least one client of mine is self-snitching on this website.

what.

#OCRP / #PKMNRP / #PTRP / #POKEMONRP