the day i post a s*ductive s*nday (i would not) is the day samson spontaneously learns how to use social media by the power of some cruel trickster god.

ummm ummmmm ☺️ anyway #smearglesunday

i used to celebrate #smearglesunday, but it never caught on... maybe i should bring it back

good morning all! happy #normalsunday! ✨️

chilly cloudy days drain my life force and leave my vulnerable to my foes :/

// deleted my oc post because nsfw accounts started reposting it 🙃 lalala

i hope lesbians are having an awesome day 💖✨️

// good morning new friends!!! i just wanted to mention that i both a) live on the west coast and b) work in a pottery studio with weird and irregular hours including weekends, so i may often miss moments of big activity! i've had fun with yall today though:)

I like that ILIMA — they're good.

"i'm on island time 🤪" wrong. you're on MY time. ✨️

tapus save me...

everybody and their mothers brought fighting types to my trial, so i quickly became familiar with how to deal with the "brute force" technique.

bruno is my new favorite :)

why are you all h*rny and murderous

she's telling you good morning! say it back 🩷✨️

i have to show guzma that everyone thinks he's wifey 🤭

when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

"i can fix him" but i really truly mean it

they turned steven into a webkinz...

i'm going to get that kind man a webkinz if it's the last thing i do.

i always wanted the donphan webkinz but i never found her 💔

this is truly such a fascinating social format. i'm far more comfortable approaching a total stranger in public for conversation than i am with sharing my thoughts on someone's silly internet post 🫣

fun lagomorpha fact: pokémon like buneary actually "purr" when they're content by grinding their teeth together 🥰

good morning to the murkrow on my balcony screaming at me for peanuts before i've even finished my breakfast 🥰

i miss mitski bot

#tdov #mytdov

(i just don't think anything needs that many arms...)

every day i ask guzma if he would still love me if i turned into a wurmple (i'm worried he would love me more if i turned into a wurmple)

gods i just need a little treat! i need a fun little drink! how can i go on without an iced pistachio latte in my hand! i need a strawberry hibiscus lemonade immediately or i fear i won't survive

tauros.... i need to go visit lucky chant 🥺

My Goat

The dance of the flowers in a field of pansies #Comfey#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

save me mitski ☺️

Mantine's heart is as light as air as it barrel rolls in sheer delight #Mantine#NewPokemonSnap#NintendoSwitch

// hello hi my name is midi!! it's been a few years since i've done rp in this format so i'm rusty, apologies:) i'm very small and everything is scary but please feel free to bug my guys!

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