Course you would, you're got two eyes and a brain.

POW! Collector's Item~

Got back my new Trainer Card photos! Feeling proper 'knighted' and all, very regal, REAL posh.

Coming back from a fucking pixie dust binge just to chat shit to your betters is mental. There MUST be Weezing piss in the water supplies...

Not nearly enough people getting banned on this app for chatting shit, honestly.

laying in her bedroom alone, staring at the ceiling. phone face down on her stomach, eye-dropper of 'get up and go' waiting to be deployed on her nightstand. held at bay because she's just... struggling a bit. "It's so fucked up that Hello Skitty's forced to live in Wyndon... she deserves better."

top tier FYP pull.

i haven’t been keeping up with the news cycle i just thought all my unovan moots were having synchronised diarrhoea. do let the record show I’ve been nothing but supportive though

🥺 will you order me groceries with your mums nectar account?

Big sesh last night. Woke up at noon today, head feeling like the S.S. Cactus. Did I stay at home and cry about it? Pf. Went to Sainsberry's, got eight gallons of water, dumped them in the Calippo freezer, stripped to my kit and just Wim Hof'd it in the frozen aisle. Hangover cure of the Century.

lotus just heard Klara's 'canon' voice for the first time, and I must say... it's not good enough.

"Oh fuck, mum's back... Courtney, hide the puff!"

"Now, enter a world of silver snow!" #ptrp #pkmnrp

just had to apply for a homeowner's license.

If we lose to Norway tonight, I'm going to blow up Wyndon.

Pokemon is releasing an 18-karat gold Snorlax necklace that costs over $6,000 The chonky boy measures 13.65 mm tall, 15.6 mm wide, and 9.8 mm thick

I go see the movie. Then suddenly HE's going to see the movie, and posting all about it too?? I really don't wanna let him scan my feet, but I fear I might have no choice...

post so good I almost reposted an opp smh

'Ace' Trainer, like them not wanting to fuck anyone has bearing on their battle-ability. Grow up, it's the 90s.

theyre playing this shit at the pub so #nw i guess

It's Monday, I'm meant to be on a detox. Off to the pub for a soda water, that'll likely turn into ten pints. Then I'll DM Waverly from the Ends, tell her I'm in love with her. Never even spoken to her. Fast forward to 3AM, I'll be fighting a sentret on a roundabout for a sachet of garlic sauce.

Hehehehe, 'my mai tai~'

Hang on, whose hot mums is that??

Slowking, COME ON! We've got gains to get, guy, no more spam and sunlight! We're here to get better not... [ He was on the balcony sunbathing. Perfectly at peace. Such a vibe... the pillow she threw at him almost missed, his aura was so strong. ] COME ON!!

I'd rather self-destruct than stay with a bald man...

"-so, the kid steps off the train looking like a freshly-trimmed pile of horse clippings and immediately I smell an opportunity. So I start walking over all, 'Hey, Bestie~ They sent me to collect you, teehee.' Meanwhile they don't have a fucking clue I'm about to DEMOLISH them in a battle-"

all night long... let me see that THOOOOOOOOOOOONG! [ she is DRUNK, and having an unforgettable time that she WILL forget as soon as her eyes close for the night. ]

Napoleon once said: Impossible is a word that only exists in the dictionary of idiots... Which is why I'm out here wandering the beaches of Alola, looking for Floor Coke. #StayToxic

heh. hehehehe... my mai tai.

Some half-asleep goober tried to catcall me earlier, I complained and now I'm getting free drinks for the day LMAO. #StayToxic

Alola~

Holy Larp.

The fucking beetle witch from Turn Left is on my ass again...

Okay, I know I'm harping, but like... fuck off, I've got time today. D'you ever imagine yourself as a companion? Like, OBVIOUSLY, you must've had a spare thought here or there, but like... D'you ever imagine yourself as a companion to the Doctor, in a SPECIFIC adventure, as opposed to a series??

Please don't mention Doctor Who around me I'm still in mourning...

lotus Fuck sophia and her wife, turn your fucking bots off!

Grabbing her coat, her keys and her Poké-Belt, in a hurry! Bit of a fucking trek from Haze to Wyndon, but Entropy was a lot quicker than flying taxi. Door closed, gravel upturned, she - She... UGH, she should've put up the sign. "Sorry, love! No challengers today, so... fuck off, won't you?"

[ @rotom-powered.bsky.social, Klara Kushani is requesting that you share your location! ]

Honestly, I’m really hurt. Fuck this. This is absolute bullshit.

I am literally a perfect angel put on this earth by Arceus to spread joy and benevolence, and yet people K E E P pissing me off.

??? Challenge denied. Soz, babe.

STOP TALKING TO MY OPP, ALL I SEE ARE BLOCKED POSTS AND MY NAME.

...snitching?? On Agatha's Internet??

Showcasing my #GalarianPride for today's match! Bringing the Union Room Jack with me to the arena so the whole region knows that no matter who comes out on top tonight, Galar's gonna be in good hands! Be sure to show your support for everyone competing today, including my opponent! #LETSGOGALAR!!

HOPPER, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE WRITE ME INTO THE NEXT BOOK!!! THE DAME AND HER DUSTOX (copyright!)!!