Dear Maria, Count Me In is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks goddamnit

Maria....

Adding that to the lexicon

Wait then where the eff is Avery?? He hasn't even been around for the new opening chaos! And he loved chaos! Not that I miss him, good riddance, but. Its strange!

Aww Geoff is nice...

Fellow minor leaguer Skyler just told me he thinks he's going to get Nessa's slot. The man has a team of 4 Cramorants and a Corviknight. He loses every qualifier he's ever been in. I'm just-- goddamn I respect the sheer audacity. Never change you weirdo. --But I will destroy him.

Happy Pride from your favorite gender denying biker! Reminder that if you're into whatever I am, you're gay no matter who you are!!

Nobody's coming to the gyms today anyway, the sidewalks are melting, and anybody who dares go outside is watch the match in Hammerlocke.

Aahhhhhhh~ I'm getting a little chilly, even.

Nothing quite like feeling the cool tundra air on my face...

Glad I'm in Crown Tundra today.

Anybody here from Alola???

🙄🙄🙄

Baths are for people who don't live with 12 rotoms that can wander in while animating your toaster at any point, wanting to play

Its still incredibly weird to think my Mum was on this site.

Researching Electric Types non native to Galar is like trying to buy a mattress online. What's the point if I can't feel what it can do.

Whew. Good Gym day, good sweat day. I'm feeling myself again.

Effing christ. I need to exercise I think.

...Well. I'm... emotionally unregulated right now! That's fun.

Okay! Hello again everyone!! I'm here, I'm queer, and my gym doors are open! Accepting any and all challengers.

lotus there are still real yearners out there who appreciate awful women.

It was less than 10 sentences, is reading retention really so dire?

Ah. Here we go.

Blue Oak? Surely that's not right... He's incredibly famous... Well, yes, I know Terri's famous too, Rotimer. Still!

What an adorable Raichu.

Apologies for any strange posts that sound like one sided conversations. My child's rotom is helpful, but a bit of a rascal.

Well yes, I understand they're Terri's friends but. Well no. Well I suppose. Rotimer why does it say I have 2 posts. What did you post. Text to speech? Oh for fuc--

Rotimer, why do you keep following people? No. What? You need to follow 10 people? What a load of bollocks. I only want to talk to one person. They'll think I'm a robot?? Well, you made the account and what are you... I suppose they have a point. Darling 25 is more than 10, you're no good at maths

Well. This is already overwhelming. There's just famous folks chatting away on here... I think I've found the right account, though... Thank you for your assistance Rotimer. No no, I won't be needing any more assistance with my account. ...No-- maybe later. You can get cooking recipes on here?