They drew a mullet 🤣🤣💀💀 Sound on 🤣

Supposed to be “raining”…

This is where I was supposed to be right now!!! Instead I’m on day two of a head and chest cold AGAIN and in bed watching documentaries and trash tv. It’s not everyday people Come through with free hockey game tickets eh @mac-actual.bsky.social @lordsnorkel.bsky.social

I’ll take it 😂🤣😂

🤤 the peas are my attempt at making it healthier lmao 🤣 😂🤣

I don’t get this I can order the same damn order from Starbucks every single day (I’ll admit I have) & they don’t know my name they don’t write cute messages. @mac-actual.bsky.social shows up, drive through, can order ANYTHING w/ a card in my name & they write him personalized messages w/ his name.

Sorry @mac-actual.bsky.social 😂🤣😂

Yup! That’s about right eh @mac-actual.bsky.social?! 😂🤣🖤 I love yoooouuuuuu www.instagram.com/reel/DHqwVGE...

Yup. 🖤

These blizzard conditions are out of control…

So much fun!!!! Eeeeekkkkkk @lordsnorkel.bsky.social 🖤

All good Ddimer at zero, no flu, no Covid… just needed an inhaler… it’s a successful trip when you come home from the ER with no PE!

Should be at home, cutting my damn bangs and packing for vacation but nooooo… called Teladoc for an inhaler refill and was sent to the ER 👍🏻

Ok, who the hell posted this picture of me on the internet?!? Ffs…

Sign me up!

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Hit up Vicks Daily Cafe w/ my mom before working on a two hour long essay final about that stupid demand email Elmo keeps sending out, that was fun. 🙃 Breakfast was the best part aside from my moms company. Left is the chicken fried steak and eggs w/ green and right is chorizo eggs w/ green.

T1 was home with a fever today… decided he wanted waffles for breakfast… 🖤💜🖤

Me as I try to decide if I need a fancy starter for $15 & a sour dough incubator for $99 because our house is never above 69 degrees… getting on the bandwagon late… I was having babies during covid and kicking ass at work. Anyone have any tips or tricks for me? www.instagram.com/reel/DE0s4wY...

Tried the chocolate one today… it was pretty good as well but totally bought a case of the latte flavor to have on hand too!

Excuse me… why the hell aren’t people talking about using this protein shake as a sub for coffee creamer??

Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Baaaaaaabe!! @mac-actual.bsky.social Even more of a reason to upgrade our Xboxes!!

SIL & BIL are sending us all black jerseys for our birthdays!! That’s after they brought over some great all black beanies from a game this last year. We’re going to be ready @pandamom.bsky.social @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social @demondawg2021.bsky.social @mac-actual.bsky.social starts em young! 🖤

What am I making?? Ingredients: Salt Sliced shallots Tarragon White wine vinegar Dry white wine Lemon Butter Egg yolk

Girl dinner… wonder what @mac-actual.bsky.social is having… 😂🤣😂 🦈🦈🦈 #girldinner

T1 and T2 just realized what we’ve been filling their bag chair with… T1 says look at all these new toys…

*in through the nose, out through the mouth* Save the date!!! March 8 - we’re going to meet the mini DONKEYS!!! @mac-actual.bsky.social Eeeeekkkk I’m so excited.

I wonder when he’s going to get sick of my shenanigans… I totally want to go visit the mini donkey and cow people… ngl

Yeeeeesss lmao @sonar706.bsky.social coming in for the winning comment of the day!!!

You are not helping talk me out of this…

I did a thing… lol don’t tell @mac-actual.bsky.social I’m having tuna salad for lunch 😂

Help, explain it to me like I’m 5. Question time: what is the difference between a treadmill and a walking pad?? Which is better for work walking?? If you are a work walker, what headset would you recommend? TIA 🖤

Yeah… They had me at mini donkeys…

Opened insta and am immediately personally attacked… Calm down moonbrew, I know I’m stressed! 😆🤷🏻‍♀️

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only.

Great morning after having a 1 hour & 20 min argument about sleeping next to mommy at 1 a.m. (an argument I lost btw) this is where we are… T2: “I want my ORANGES!!!” 🍊👧🏼☕️🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I don’t know if @mac-actual.bsky.social fully understands what he’s getting into trying to convince me to move out to a rural place… www.instagram.com/reel/DAlDPxw...

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10 min to 9 pm - flat white time to get back to work and hopefully do some school work after… 🤦🏻‍♀️

Yup, this is happening! Tickets bought and paid for. 🖤😯😄

🙋🏻‍♀️ great body+ reminder! I just had a coworker touch my belly & ask if I was pregnant AGAIN… I said “No, I’m just fat.” Took a second to register while she was still cradling my belly, she looked horrified & apologized… People need to stop commenting about other people’s bodies. It’s not ok.

When a great friend finds out your family is sick, AGAIN… Green chile stew for breakfast!! We had green chile stew, gluten free waffles and frozen enchiladas and posole for the freezer. Fed us and the kids on 3 different days and we still haven’t pulled the frozen items out yet! 🍽️🖤 #winning

I feel bad for T1. He has a virus of some sort that is causing uncontrollable coughing. He hasn’t had a fever in 24 hours but when he gets going, it’s bad. He’s resorted to watching people play with paw patrols stuffies on a playground. He says, I wanna go to the playground!! That one is so cool…

Hey @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social @mac-actual.bsky.social wanted me to send this over to you. He said imagine how nice a mullet could be streaking 😂🤣😂🤦🏻‍♀️ www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

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