Watching TV w my kids in the hotel room this morning and there was a polar bear on screen. My daughter- “Didn’t @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social use to be a polar bear?”

And so he and his administration continue to stomp all over We, The People. It’s a Catch 22 and designed to befuddle & enrage.

Who benefits?

Manufactured chaos and psyops, mostly.

Guys, this Christmas butt plug is 60% off!

My son is driving us on our weekend trip. We have STUDENT DRIVER plastered all over the car. It’s weird going the speed limit

GOV. WALZ: “Now that Minnesota has been taken out of the investigation, it feels very difficult that we will get a fair outcome. And I say that only because people in positions of power have already passed judgment. They have stood and told you things that are verifiably false.”

They (anyone defending the actions of ICE) are all fucking lying. They tell her to leave. She tries to turn around and lets some people get around her. They approach. She gets scared and tries to leave. They murder her.

After the killing of Ms Good, Greg Bovino of the CPB led a raid on a Minneapolis HS. An official there said: They don’t care. They’re just animals,” I’ve never seen people behave like this.” All MPLS schools now closed for the week. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Only 1 person in the US has absolute criminal immunity and that's Donald Trump for "official acts," b/c of a bullshit opinion by SCOTUS. "Absolute immunity" is not a real thing in criminal law. That no one is immune from criminal law is an essential part of the rule of law.

This is not the law.

The US installed a woman as head of state in another country before doing it at home. Let that sink in.

Think about how insane this 24 hours was: - Miller talks about seizing Greenland - White House says “force is always an option” (against a NATO ally) - Administration sends Rubio to walk statements back through Congressional leaks that we want to *buy* Greenland, not invade.

My daughter, telling me about her first day back in school. In Biology they’re moving from meiosis and mitosis and dna. Topic of the day was xx and xy chromosomes. Her to the class-with an eye roll of course-“Good. We’re finally moving onto sex. Something I actually know a lot about” Me-

Was tired of all of my work clothes so last night I was digging around for things I hadn’t worn in a while. Found this dress. Wore it today. I don’t remember it being this boobalicious when I wore it last about 5 yrs ago…

Pretty wild how fast MAGA went from “no new wars!” to “Invade Venezuela, bomb Iran, bomb Nigeria, destabilize Cuba, attack Colombia, threaten Mexico, and annex Greenland!!”

Chris Murphy: "Clearly this is wildly illegal. This is a president who has been operating illegally since he was sworn in -- stealing from the American people, seizing spending power, now dragging America into a war overseas ... Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt."

Chris Murphy: "Over and over again we have seen these warmongering neocons, many of which have influence in this White House, cheerlead us into war under the guise of removing a very bad man. That ends up getting a lot of Americans killed."

I thought maga was pro gun.

🧵 — as Elon + others share A.I. slop videos of Venezuelans, polls show a split between Venezuelans at home (mostly AGAINST Trump’s attack and kidnapping of Maduro) and Venezuelans abroad (more are FOR it) —> x.com/dropsitenews... A.I. = weapon of mass manufacturing consent

Also Jan 6 is fast approaching Best to keep the focus elsewhere, right?

I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history

Imagine if China kidnapped Trump and Melania…

If your Friday night doesn’t involve fur, you’re missing out.

Hi! I’m appendicitis!

Is the end coming? What pisses me off the most about the last ten years is that our Constitution was specifically designed to prevent anyone like Trump from ever coming to power. The cowardice of the Republican Party has completely undermined the entire purpose of our Constitution.

If you need to get some last minute revenge out of your system for 2025, there’s still time. There’s always requesting the JW’s to make a home visit or mailing a bag of dicks or one of these not-very-discreet packages. I sent the anal bleach to the biggest asshole I know and the home std testing

Just a reminder: Leave the fireworks to the professionals

Fresh snowflakes on my windshield

Truly terrifying

I thought the slogan for RFK Jr’s movement was Make America Healthy Again?

My man looks like he’s dating a 93-year-old woman who’s the heiress to a soup company

Guess what? I don’t even mind moving furniture with @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social

When I was pregnant with my second child I had to bring my toddler son with me to my first OB visit. My OB remembered me (& apparently also remembered my now ex) She went on and on about how handsome my son was. Teasing and making him laugh. Went on & on about how cute he was. Then said “he looks

I was buying beer with my sunglasses still on.  The checker asked for ID & as I took off the glasses to look for my wallet, the checker said "Oh. Wow. Nevermind!" *This was in my late 30s.  Would hate to see how horrified they'd be at the unveiling 20 yrs later 😱

A year-end special from me: The 25 Worst Villains of the Trump Admin, in ranking order. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

Make a Bond movie casual Diamonds are For Everyone

A joyous #BoxingDay to all who celebrate!

A joyous #BoxingDay to all who celebrate! 🤜

I was sad I only had an O and didn’t have an I Clots was supposed to be clits

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/

Teen Girl got @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social a Grumpy CareBear ™️ shirt

The cats got a Roomba for Christmas

A. The amaryllis fully bloomed on Christmas Day B. It is the shortest amaryllis I have ever seen.

the duality of man

1. The rich