Idiot! Do you have any idea what you've just done? That was whiskey's Friday, with Tony dokupil

Fiddling around with my clocks this weekend because some pilgrim thought it put more hours in the day or some shit. Fucking stupid. Absolute idiocy.

This Coldplay jumbotron thing is just going to let men everywhere off the hook from actually putting in some effort and taking their mistresses out on a nice date for a change

i'm lying down. epic style.

Aggggh they plasticized me. They plasticized my circulatory system and now everyone at the science centre can see my flaccid penis

We were supposed to reduce the deficit together

Sorry, lawn, but weeds just wanted it more this year

We have the ability to do this, but no one wants to talk about it: bulldoze whatever this is and combine the great lakes into an even greater lake. The greatest lake ever.

I gotta post. I just. I got that demon in me

Dracala

Theological debate on whether God is a man (cock the size of a redwood) or a woman (cavernous pussy as deep as the grand canyon)

Gen Z all actually think im really cool

Tremendous skeet coming up, locked and loaded. Probably going to get a LOT more followers pretty soon. Just wanted to give my current followers (groundies) a heads up: maybe invite me on your podcast while my schedule is open. Also fyi I am pretty shy irl so you will have to do most of the talking

Putting the final touches on my most banging skeet. It is going to tear this website up. Can't wait to reveal it to you all

40 acres and a blow job

You know, he doesn't always get the appreciation he deserves but Jeffery is a dope-ass poster and I bet his cock is not shaped at all like a hockey puck

I think my skeets have been demonetized?

How much of my life has been wasted segmenting grapefruit

Me, an accelerationist, grinning triumphantly as the ICE agent shoves me headfirst into a cattle car to take me to holocaust 2, the second holocaust: "You'll find, in fact, that you are only HEIGHTENING the contradictions inherent in this political system—"

Big Weather out juicing their forecasts again with "wind chill"..... I don't care about your fake metrics, just tell me what the actual temperature is. The only reason they do this is to deceive people

There's no room for infighting when gaming is under attack. Fuck it! I stand with Nintendo fanboys against TRUMP'S tariffs!!!

Yeah, as a millennial I guess you could say we're all done giving a crap. We've already been through a "great recession"— what? No, a recession. Well, ok, I guess a depression is worse, but 9/11 — no, I didn't sign up. Yeah the draft was gone. No, no rationing. we were actually discouraged from that

TAPIOCA THURSDAY

I will never invite Steve Bannon on my podcast if I start one

Fiddling around with my clocks this weekend because some pilgrim thought it put more hours in the day or some shit. Fucking stupid. Absolute idiocy.

Ahhhhj ahhh ahhhhhhhhh

It's not fair. My posts are so much better than stephen kings and I have a fraction of his followers. if only I had written cujo

I have one again been "shadow banned" for my views

Checking my skeets!

Wake up, sheeple!

I'm going to reply to people in the discover tab.

It was me. I crashed the egg market by making a really big omelette

Needledick Niel gaiman

Rotating 3d crops in my mind

Sometimes I wonder if my posts are Too Real and that's why people ignore them

Ask not for whom the guy replies; he replies to thee