monkey mondays are some of joel's best streams because joel, one of the craziest streamers, is forced to be the straight man to a bunch of monkeys

"oh i'm so fucking dead"

"want me to carry baby?"

"aw penis"

haven't had anything good to post so I'm just going to post lethal company clips my friends have taken that I'm in

I just had the flash of a terrible, terrible idea; going on Kiwifarms to see the reaction to the TADC finale and I almost shivered with how bad of an idea that would be. I don't think my mind would be able to consume that much sadness and hatred.

a much better choice than fucking JJ Abrams. I hope Kane can conquer the beast that is getting Valve to do something with their IPs.

gotta say, hearing Zach Hadel's voice on the big screen is the best thing that came out of the TADC finale

it's insane how people are just making things up about Car Seat Headrest. he just doesn't want to have swears in his music anymore, it doesn't mean he's a puritanical Christian now.

if i made this same meme but it was about paper mario sticker star i would get threatened

I've been trying to be a lot less negative in my life and it's been better, redditors should do the same. Also love people acting like CSH are changing the past with this, the original Denial will always be there. Can't wait to hear it though, I love the idea of an alternate version.

deer - May 6 2026

I used to shit on my opinions and things I like but a few months ago I was ranting about something to a friend and they said jokingly "hey it's okay, you're allowed to be wrong" and somehow that just flipped a switch and I'm now able to be genuine about things and opinions. I am allowed to be wrong.

"The wheels fell off, the bottom dropped out The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth" (If You Could Save Yourself You'd Save Us All by Ween)

sorry xkcd but this works in every situation except in music. if you're doing a countdown with a song you gotta count up to 4 cause it's sorta related to the beats and all that.

I'm so happy a lot of people (including me) read this and immediately thought of David Lynch

oh, so we're going to see a repeat of "Snape kills Dumbledore" with TADC aren't we

sometimes when I'm in a store/restaurant with only a few people in it I think "how well would we fare if this building was somehow transported to an alien planet?" I think about this more often than I should

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

VR experiences peaked at the one game where you sit in a chair looking around and when you look back at something it changes and nothing can change my mind

"Don't You (Forget About Me)" plays

I saw the first Mario movie in theaters with like 7 friends. I was sandwiched between one who would know and name every reference and another who would loudly giggle at anything resembling a joke. I now live in another state, so I have no reason to see this new one.

many people on this web site should consider the healing powers of a long walk

It's very easy to write and sing and make art about Death, but it's hard to make art about Life with the same kind of sharpness and personification. I think Life shows up in my work very fleetingly and with hardly as much definition. It's kind of like a child's scribbling

I love talking about weird Mormon things that people don't know about. dropping the "actually we were told that there isn't really a hell" is one of my favorites.

who cleaned up Conan I know he doesn't look this young. or is this fucking AI generated?

Always relevant transcription of a rare instance of the band Godspeed You! Black Emperor speaking to the crowd. From 2003. (Source: everything2.com/user/dTaylor...)

I forgot how good the white album (beatles) (only good white album) is

lol people were flaming Gooseworx for a relatively minor misconstrued claim about the direction of Digital Circus imagine the fallout Zach and Michael are going to face about cancelling Smiling Friends. they're lucky they don't interact with fans.

to me season 3 was the weakest, it didn't suck but it didn't hit as much as seasons 1 & 2 did, so it's kind of a relief that it won't be the start of a downward spiral. let's hope the last 2 episodes are good. also this isn't so surprising considering how much Zach's talked about the death of shows.

people talking about Edmund McMillen and the Mewgenics voice cameos cast need to know that there's a type of centrist that he is called the "troll" that basically does things regardless of politics based on whether or not they find it funny.

I had a dream that Trump died and it was awesome for a bit but then even in the dream I realized JD Vance would be president and he's more evil than Trump is right now and also sucks so it would kinda be worse

I don't think the world will be able to handle if Cameron Winter ever does a cover of Oh Comely

found out that artists who are set on staying on twitter post all of their stuff as gifs so grok can't edit them. doing that just so you can stay on a platform that allows people to generate children in bikinis but also has an algorithm that doesn't help you is the definition of stockholm syndrome

if you ever want to feel better about yourself just go on kiwifarms. you just feel good knowing that you're not complaining about dumb shit with so much vitriol and anger that you want people doxxed.

Flyer that was handed out at Canadian Post-Rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor's shows in 2003 that has continued to stay relevant.

stranger things hate sucks because it's the hardest thing to defend. it's not deserved but it's basically impossible to defend something that has a million funko pops created for it.

its that time of year again

"finally! a new mega man game! we've really been needing one of these!"

I didn't fully understand what doomposting was until somewhat recently. It's crazy how "the world's fucked!" people can be like sometimes. Y'all need to start listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Even dumb, blind hope is better than pessimism.

Could it be… he ate a whole turkey today?

try as people might, there is no better animal-related visual gag than a giraffe wearing a bunch of neck pillows

I should really stop reading negative reviews of stuff I like

I think more people should go on walks in the woods at night, with a flashlight that's running out of batteries, and you start hearing noises in the trees it really puts things into perspective

another Halloween, another rewatch of Army of Darkness, one of the greatest movies ever