"The wheels fell off, the bottom dropped out The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth" (If You Could Save Yourself You'd Save Us All by Ween)

sorry xkcd but this works in every situation except in music. if you're doing a countdown with a song you gotta count up to 4 cause it's sorta related to the beats and all that.

I'm so happy a lot of people (including me) read this and immediately thought of David Lynch

oh, so we're going to see a repeat of "Snape kills Dumbledore" with TADC aren't we

sometimes when I'm in a store/restaurant with only a few people in it I think "how well would we fare if this building was somehow transported to an alien planet?" I think about this more often than I should

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

VR experiences peaked at the one game where you sit in a chair looking around and when you look back at something it changes and nothing can change my mind

"Don't You (Forget About Me)" plays

I saw the first Mario movie in theaters with like 7 friends. I was sandwiched between one who would know and name every reference and another who would loudly giggle at anything resembling a joke. I now live in another state, so I have no reason to see this new one.

many people on this web site should consider the healing powers of a long walk

It's very easy to write and sing and make art about Death, but it's hard to make art about Life with the same kind of sharpness and personification. I think Life shows up in my work very fleetingly and with hardly as much definition. It's kind of like a child's scribbling

I love talking about weird Mormon things that people don't know about. dropping the "actually we were told that there isn't really a hell" is one of my favorites.

who cleaned up Conan I know he doesn't look this young. or is this fucking AI generated?

Always relevant transcription of a rare instance of the band Godspeed You! Black Emperor speaking to the crowd. From 2003. (Source: everything2.com/user/dTaylor...)

I forgot how good the white album (beatles) (only good white album) is

lol people were flaming Gooseworx for a relatively minor misconstrued claim about the direction of Digital Circus imagine the fallout Zach and Michael are going to face about cancelling Smiling Friends. they're lucky they don't interact with fans.

to me season 3 was the weakest, it didn't suck but it didn't hit as much as seasons 1 & 2 did, so it's kind of a relief that it won't be the start of a downward spiral. let's hope the last 2 episodes are good. also this isn't so surprising considering how much Zach's talked about the death of shows.

people talking about Edmund McMillen and the Mewgenics voice cameos cast need to know that there's a type of centrist that he is called the "troll" that basically does things regardless of politics based on whether or not they find it funny.

I had a dream that Trump died and it was awesome for a bit but then even in the dream I realized JD Vance would be president and he's more evil than Trump is right now and also sucks so it would kinda be worse

I don't think the world will be able to handle if Cameron Winter ever does a cover of Oh Comely

found out that artists who are set on staying on twitter post all of their stuff as gifs so grok can't edit them. doing that just so you can stay on a platform that allows people to generate children in bikinis but also has an algorithm that doesn't help you is the definition of stockholm syndrome

if you ever want to feel better about yourself just go on kiwifarms. you just feel good knowing that you're not complaining about dumb shit with so much vitriol and anger that you want people doxxed.

Flyer that was handed out at Canadian Post-Rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor's shows in 2003 that has continued to stay relevant.

stranger things hate sucks because it's the hardest thing to defend. it's not deserved but it's basically impossible to defend something that has a million funko pops created for it.

its that time of year again

"finally! a new mega man game! we've really been needing one of these!"

I didn't fully understand what doomposting was until somewhat recently. It's crazy how "the world's fucked!" people can be like sometimes. Y'all need to start listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Even dumb, blind hope is better than pessimism.

Could it be… he ate a whole turkey today?

try as people might, there is no better animal-related visual gag than a giraffe wearing a bunch of neck pillows

I should really stop reading negative reviews of stuff I like

I think more people should go on walks in the woods at night, with a flashlight that's running out of batteries, and you start hearing noises in the trees it really puts things into perspective

another Halloween, another rewatch of Army of Darkness, one of the greatest movies ever

That pic you like is gonna come back in style. by @blueshroomite.bsky.social

Happy 25th to one of the greatest albums ever. If we ever do a Voyager golden record again we should just put this album on it. Aliens would learn everything they need to know about humanity from it.

It's out. The 12th annual SPOOK ME UP competition. Find out who won this year... 🎃 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnee...

post something random or have an awful october

Millennial: Weeping Angel Zillennial: SCP-173 Gen Z: Coilhead What will be the inanimate object you have to look at for Gen Alpha?

yume 2kki (2007) cyborg operator

I love gag gum a lot. The character designs, the concept and especially how the Gods are depicted as inanimate objects. Poseidon is so menacing in this. Also how could I forget the Rascal Flatts cameo.

eating a Cliff bar and watching a family of deer #natureisbeautiful

nintendo is never going to stop doing stupid shit unless the cult of nintendo stops buying their shit, but in the nostalgia drunk world we live in now that's never going to happen

RELEVANT SILKSONG POST: yeah... I'm just going to be playing yume 2kki today... thank you very much... :)

I'm Only Sleeping. something about it hooked me from the start, and Revolver became my favorite Beatles album because of it

wait the woke right is real now? a friend of mine made that up for an imdb review of the beth selfcest episode of rick and morty and it has been an inside joke since there's no way it's real now

walking down the streets of st louis wearing a car seat headrest shirt and carrying $150, I'm just begging to be mugged

the factions will soon become clearer. gen alpha raised by bluey vs. gen alpha raised by cocomelon. those raised by skibidi toilet will be the bandits out in the wastelands.

this was one of the first cool places I discovered on 2kki, will forever be one of my favorites because of that