We're never going to beat that fella who told everyone they shouldn't chat about their favourite kind of crisps because of the genocide. But this is in the ballpark.

Not my listing but I have one of these - anyone know someone who may be interested in buying? BNWT

To all the pre-season ‘pundits’ who lazily chose the promoted teams to go down

Starting to think we might have a chance against Spurs next week after all #LUFC

I do miss not playing twice a week a bit. But that doesn’t mean I want to go back there! #LUFC

Another very very late sickener

Longstaff Goal #LUFC

What a goal! Keeper didn’t move!

Good performance in the main. Every game gives you more confidence in us. Even if we lose it, we’re showing we can mix with almost anyone #lufc

BIG SCRUM 1-1 #lufc

Rodooooon!!!

Idiot co-commentator saying Bielsa’s football wouldn’t work against bigger teams - not like we beat City and Liverpool…

Our first guest spot over here comes via @curtissparkles.bsky.social

The ones saying not to just told on themselves

Making it much harder for them to be legitimately employed in the future. 👏🏽 🙄

Billy Bragg on fire

That wolves old boy talking about his ‘hard earned pension money’ 😂 @thesquareball.net #LUFC

I don’t really get WHY players want to remove the shirt of the team they’ve just scored for? The yellow card rule is stupid but there are infinite ways to celebrate that don’t include popping your top off

Seriously. A one-hour Party Political Broadcast. Followed at the top of the next hour with top story billing and a highlights package. Exactly how will this be "balanced" across their coverage? Where is Ofcom? Where is Nandy?

There’s a certain type of poster that seems to think it’s helpful to stamp out anything hopeful in the name of being realistic about how bad things are. Don’t be that poster. We know how bad things are. But for most of us, hope helps a lot more than your cynicism. Rebellions are built on hope…

Classic goal. Perfect pass, perfect finish

This by @jamesomalley.co.uk is good.

Brexit: the unforgivably selfish arseholery of those who lied about what it really meant for the country while dodging the cost, hassle and restrictions they inflicted on everyone else. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Does this mean we’re on first?! #LUFC

If we’d have got a deserved win vs Fulham we’d be 2nd

Bloody love scoring from open play we do #LUFC

Burglars are becoming very sneaky. Last night my boyfriend thought he heard something downstairs and I was already in the kitchen before remembering I don’t have a boyfriend.

Leeds fans, has there ever been a serious campaign for us to get that European cup credited to us? #LUFC

Musk’s companies wouldn’t exist without vast amounts of US tax-payer’s money, including Tesla (which would have been dead early on if not for government intervention). SpaceX is bankrolled by the US government and is essentially an extension of NASA.

I read this as Tommy Secrets - that’s my spy name

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

One things remains true. We ONLY need to finish ahead of 3 teams. There’s 3 strong candidates already below us, and we play all 3 of them in next 5 games. #lufc

Very reasoned and calm analysis from @thesquareball.net Match Ball. We are a team in transition, we were the better team for large periods yesterday and Arronson is a limited player. Fulham away is tough - they’ve been better than the top teams this season.

Shirley Bassey making the most of that

Wilson and Muniz starting 👀

Strong old bench

I feel it’s a good time to play Fulham. Not won a game yet. Silva with less than a year left on his contract. No sign of a renewal. Rumours he’s unhappy.Amps could be back for us.Showed against Everton & Toon how solid we can be. DCL starting? Should be going into game with confidence. MOT #LUFC

Yeah I got an editorial for you

Might be just me but I feel like pre-match press conferences shouldn’t talk about the summer and transfers not done? It’s boring and a waste of time imo #LUFC

Perri out for the next TWO games! 😱 #LUFC

IDS sounding like a pub bore “Course you do, mate”

Ampadu Bus Celebration T-Shirt! ~LUFC www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4... #LUFC

Why are some parts of this still redacted?

🤖🇳🇴 44 goals in 43 starts for Norway. Five G/A tonight, four goals and one assist. Erling Haaland. 🌪️

The robot picked through the boxes of old cables and converters at the market stall. "Looking for anything in particular?" "A... special charger adapter." A bag from under the counter. The robot looked inside. Kettle lead to robot charge port. Untracked charging. "A gift. Enjoy your freedom."

Stop making those eyes at Nuno #LUFC fans… 👀

Did this little guy in support of Morecambe FC