Well this is a delight. youraislopbores.me

Sean Dyche rice cooker, anyone?

Listening to TSB The Members Show - @michaeltsb.bsky.social FYI - you do literally get two sets of teeth 😁

We should have a look at this Larson fella

Joe Hart is a surprisingly decent co-comms

Ah, the player not celebrating and the 5 minute VAR wait, offside by a nose - you have to love the footy, eh?

Who do we want to win? #LUFC

‘British expats, he claimed, were refusing to fill out evacuation forms provided by the British government “just in case it somehow turns into a tax form instead”.’ No notes. as.ft.com/r/65cf2b43-6...

Just watched O'Nien's high rugby tackle on Struijk in the area. Penalty, yellow card and sent to review in rugby union. This is what VAR is there for. What are they looking at? #lufc

FT Leeds United 0-1 Sunderland An abomination of a game. And a big opportunity let slip by Leeds. Sunderland defended their box with their lives. Officials and VAR poor again. #lufc

So frustrating

Watch the ref add on no time

Bah.

As if Arronson could knock down Ballard! He’s looking for it

Great work, Bogle

Leeds: playing well, in good form, in a vital game Some Fans: stick that loanee who looked awful last time he played in the team! #LUFC

Feels likely that Daniel Farke accepts a one-match ban and sits in the West Stand for the Norwich tie, rather than risking an appeal being rejected and missing one or two Premier League games (depending on when the appeal is heard and decided on). #lufc

Do we know what rule Farke broke to get a red card? Given that he hadn’t yet said anything, what could it be? #LUFC

Farke speaking at length about the red card. Deeply unhappy with Bankes playing to a fraction over six minutes added. Says he was reassured by fourth official, more than once, City's time wasting would mean they go beyond the six minutes. #lufc

Disappointed to find that this is not Barry Chuckle’s memoir

I am petitioning President Trump, Secretary of State Rubio, and head of DOGE Elon Musk to please arrest the terrorist referee Peter Bankes for his numerous crimes.

His John Terry moment

This and the blood drawn on Justin’s leg were the just the most visible examples

Love Farke. His passion comes when it matters

Sky referencing Nathan Amapadu…

How’s that not handball?

Ref is just letting them do what they want #LUFC

So stamping is okay, tripping not okay

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Rodon for Nmecha and move to 2 up top?

Jerki more like

It winds me up much more when the top sides whine and chest - like, you’ve already got all the advantages

Bum

😁 🫷🦺 🤌 👖

It’s @joelycett.bsky.social esque!

There seems to be a subliminal message in @newsagents.bsky.social podcast today just after 32 minutes…

VAR is a stupid joke

Finding it funny that first are singing come on you reds while playing Liverpool

Hmmm, maybe not a brilliant thing

I meant money, not lonely 😢

Villa fans are not happy it seems - third in the league and not happy!

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

A while ago I accidentally bought 2 of these egg chairs (very similar to this) that were faulty seconds as they don’t have the legs that extend out (or the cushions) - anyone any ideas how I can get even a bit of lonely back on them?!

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

KFC, Nando's, Burger King and others ditch chicken welfare pledge. It is about profits. They prefer "franken-chickens" which mature quicker but have higher rates of premature death and muscle disease. What are people eating? Customers not told anything about chicken welfare.

I'm signing Muppets Noir #1 today at @goshcomics.bsky.social in London at 1pm!

I thought I would hate listening to Strong Message Here this week as it had Gove on it but @nataliehaynes.bsky.social and @aiannucci.bsky.social made it very funny indeed

Football is the best and funniest sport.

The beebs will, of course, be all over this 👍

Sound pretty good tbf