Erling Haaland sits on 99 Premier League goals, will the 100 come today? 👀 Follow the action from all 15:00 GMT matches on the Premier League app

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

*blinks*

Do a good job, get replaced by what you were working on

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

Sell the 2nd home, Barry. Lots of young people need houses

The joys of working analogue mean resting this giant hefty inkwell on top of a huge A1 sheet of pencilled artwork, and then just holding your breath and praying that nothing goes horribly wrong.

youtube.com/shorts/Wd4ig... #lufc

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Not new news but the way our government works in the Commons is so pathetic. It’s archaic and childish and needs to be changed

So Svensson plays three at the back so… #LUFC

Mbueno dive - typical scum player

So… Svensson… #LUFC

I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme

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Three reasons Villa won: 1. Emery is an astute, proactive manager. 2. Rogers is a top level talent. 3. Martinez is a world class keeper. Great effort from the boys though. Hard to criticise any of them - they gave it their best. #lufc

Boos at the final whistle. Leeds 1-2 Villa. A fifth defeat in six. Points fall behind games played. In the bottom three. League giants ahead. This was a better performance, but not enough to really turn the tide. #lufc

Card for Gnonto, standard

No card, standard

Yes!! Get in DJ!

What’s the ref watching?!

Is the ref watching this game on a lagging stream? #lufc

60 - 'He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Daniel James, Daniel James,' sings the South Stand. The Kop join in. 1-1 #lufc

Arronson turning a good attacking into a chance against us

McGinn is finally carded. Needs to get back under his bridge

Making chances and getting forward but when it lands to BA and SL it’s lost

I’ve kept faith with Farke all this time but playing Brenda today with a fully fit squad is mad #lufc

Let the woman have her pride

Paul Chuckle has nice legs

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

(guy living an unexamined life) yay wheeeeeeeee

“HELLO WELCOME TO THE RESTAURANT” I do not sound like that I have literally never said that

Looks like their plan to boost productivity by ushering everyone back to the office in an ongoing pandemic didn't play out as expected ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...

Disgusting language in these ingredients

House vote to release the #Epstein Files: Yes Votes: 427 No Votes: 1 - Clay Higgins Louisiana — come get your rep 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hey @drawboyseanie.bsky.social - me and @edstockham.bsky.social took this photo especially for you at the weekend, but I forgot to post it because I got drunk. Anyway, hope you’re well!

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

Goths at Betty’s with @gompilote.bsky.social and @abzjharding.bsky.social 🦇

Here again for another barnstorming day. Come to @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social and visit me in Bubble Boy hall, E7.

Epstein’s War

Samir Zitouni a Muslim Immigrant from Algeria left hospital today, 2 weeks after being the first person to try stop the attack in Huntingdon train attack. They won't want to talk about this immigrant.

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Step aside, the Oscars photo…

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store

This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate. Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...

I love my new @sarahgraley.com pin badge! @tinyspells.bsky.social

The book cited here is well worth a read. It’s called ‘How They Broke Britain’. Extraordinary to think that any new epilogue would now have to include Jeffrey Epstein.