“Yes. The Golden Kingdom of Melini is indeed cool and impressive and I am honoured to be bestowed with the task of protecting it!” He exclaimed passionately, “Yes, of course it has a King, otherwise it would not be a Kingdom. There are also the Queen, princess and two princes.”

“About some dungeon?! Excuse me, it — Oh, I see what you are scheming. You want me to reveal my dungeon’s secrets so you can STEAL them!”

He stared at her for several long moments. “…No? I am from a real Kingdom.”

//im just gonna //put this here, hopefully come back in the morning to see who comes

“Yes. I serve His Majesty King Delgal, who is like a brother to me. I have served him since we were both children.” the elf nodded.

“Good. I do not actually care much about gender, but the royal family wanted me to be a male, so I am a male. Elves do not look particularly different between genders.”

“His Majesty, King Delgal! Have you not heard of the Golden Kingdom of Melini? You should do at least some /basic/ research before breaking into a dungeon to drink the blood of monsters. Just find a natural dungeon. There are plenty of those.”

“Ha. You would be surprised.”

* 𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 @fellambassador.bsky.social 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚗. #MVRParty #MVRP

He blinked when the man patted him on the head, ears twitching a little, but he was too out of it to feel bothered. It felt kind of nice, actually. He couldn’t remember the last time someone touched him without the intent to hurt or kill him. “Mhm. Like how only a little bit

// aftergood noon

“Hm.I suppose you can watch, if you wish, but she might kill you as well. Keep out of her sight and range if you don’t want to be reduced to mush.”

It's no big surprise that 𝖞𝖔𝖚 turned out t̲h̲i̲s̲ way — When they close their eyes and prayed you would change ..

The wild intensity of Thistle’s own purple gaze matched the intruders’. ‘Parasites die within me’. This idiot probably had tapeworms and hadn’t noticed. Parasites can die within anyone, but of course it’s a stupid idea to go around eating them with the delusion that they‘d /always/ die.

“What?! All of the lost and vandalised property is the personal property of King Delgal, so of course it matters to the spirit and reputation of the Kingdom!” he had somehow managed to misinterpret this,too, “and I’m trying to keep a collected mind but they have kidnapped the King and +

“Who are you calling miss?” he stared at her.

Because she‘s /my/ dragon and King Delgal’s dragon and you are not permitted to steal her.

Thistle was lurking in some of the uppermost levels, hood up and blending in with the (disgusting) adventurers to keep an eye on their nefarious activities so he could intervene subtly without them knowing he was the one summoning monsters. His power higher up was weaker, so he used it sparingly +

Thistle bristled less upon feeling listened to. It was extremely infuriating when people accused him of being insane when he had perfectly logical complaints! Why would he not be enraged at his kingdom and dungeon being vandalised? He considered Majora’s suggestion. “Hm…I don’t know why I didn’t+

My 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 is 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘺 a 𝕭𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 at all , heeding to e̲v̲e̲r̲y̲b̲o̲d̲y̲'̲s̲ call .. Is there a 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 that I can 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐖 𖤠

“What is this place. It is /not/ my dungeon. I must return to it immediately!”

“Of course! That will be easy. Just stay close to me and don’t stray too far.” he skipped along, the coins on his skirt jingle jangling as he rose his fife to his lips and played a soothing melody, an echo from a childhood a thousand years ago.

“Oh…Feels strange to be calm. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t stressed…” he stumbled around a little before bumping into Safira. He blinked slowly, frowning a little, “…I’m not a god or spirit, I’m an elf. Huh…? An angel? What’s an angel?”

— / / 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚎𝚕 。💉

“Food?” he rolled his eyes, “Starvation is extremely common here. The intruders bring rations and frequently run out and starve, except for that one group of freaks that steal and eat monsters. The audacity! So disgusting! Eat someone else’s monsters! Those belong to His Majesty King Delgal +

“I hope so, too. I hate those disgusting pests… Filthy thieves trying to destroy the Kingdom.”

“Yes. There have been a lot more recently.”

“I created a sky in a specific area, which has an illusion of a sun, but I have not been there in a while. I have been busy on higher levels.”

“It is morning?”

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and there's nothin' wrong with me, this is how i'm supposed to be.

Thistle cackled at his corpse, throwing his head back. How hilarious!!! What a mess! He was in pieces! Hahaha! That would certainly shut him up!

“Oh, yes! Perfect!“ He smiled, doing a cheerful spin. Was this due to the spell, or was he just like this when he wasn’t stressed out of his mind? “We should play this together when looking for Delgal! It could help his spirit find its way back! What an elegant solution!”

“Ugh. Fine.” he frowned, “You were just doing it wrong.” He held his fife up again, playing the tune with significantly more skill than before — perhaps the spell was wearing off? Hm. He certainly still felt all weirdly mushy and calm, though. “It is more like that.”

Thistle reacted quickly—summoning a wall of rock to stop the sign from hitting him. The tiny elf scowled. Veins popped on his forehead. He really was a pissed off elf. “WHY are you not dead?Did you teleport? Ugh. I hate teleporting idiots. I’ll reduce you to /mush!/“ +

“It would be worse, actually. Theft and vandalism is worse than simply interrupting one’s sleep. I /wish/ you could just wake King Delgal up…” he trailed off, zoning out a little before Majora spoke again. “Well, I would rather not, but I will if I have to.”+

i'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.

Thistle levitated a giant rock and threw it at him. “SHUT UP.”

“His body is intact and healthy, and I’ve been keeping it that way, but his soul is gone. It must have wandered away. No. No. It was an evil plot. Someone has tricked him into leaving his body and they are keeping him somewhere. I must find and save him.“ he frowned, trying to take Octavo’s lute, +

“I’m supposed to look stupid. This is a jester outfit.” Jingle jangle, “How is it such a strangely vibrant red yet so ugly and flimsy looking?”

//LMAOOOO that’s so mean XD

when i'm not with you, i lose my mind!

Because w̲h̲o̲ am I if not 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𖤠

Ask the mad mage a question if you dare #mvrp #fantasyrp

“I know that, but they shouldn’t be! The world would be better if it weren’t for lying traitors!” he declared, spinning around, before listening to the rest of what Majjy had to say. “I hate your presence because it is a threat, buuut you are interesting and have not attacked

“Haha! You look so stupid. Are you a jester now?” he said while wearing his jester outfit. Jingle jangle.

“Yes, that would be wonderful! I used to play it on my fife but I aaaalso had a version I played on my lute which I remember better, but my lute is in my house…He’s definitely not there. I checked. Just his body, nooot him.”

But you hold your ground , though your kingdoms in flames ..

“I can relate!”