Me: I hate capitalism and corporations Also me: YAY!!!! Disney cruise!!! The hypocrisy is real, y'all

Getting real tired of cis het straight white men with microphones telling me how I'm supposed to react to the death of a stochastic terrorist who looked like them.

It was a chilly morning in my office

I adore this old man. He's the sweetest guy and always has been.

I wish YouTube would stop messing with things. Every time they make a change, it breaks a feature that I like. The queue system was fine. It worked, which is a lot more than I can say about the new iteration.

Happy birthday to David Attenborough!

Gotta love Australian elections where working class white guys vote against their best interests because the lefties support the gays and blacks. Why do people suck so much?

They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.

Australian Trump supporters should be banned from Anzac Day celebrations. Those men died fighting fascism and you're going to spit on their sacrifice by celebrating it.

How's my day going? I was looking forward to some fresh baked bread to have with my soup for lunch. Forgot to add water. I baked flour. Ah well. At least I still have soup.

You want to play one of these?

I thought I felt someone watching me and then I spotted this guy in the corner.

My garden is loving the less hellish temperatures of early autumn and the daily watering they've been getting.

The collection is complete!

So this week is going to be great. We're expecting a cyclone and I'm expecting the official notification that my job is gone. Fantastic.

I'm not in the habit of rewarding asshole behaviour. If that makes me the bad guy, at least I'm not complicit.

Had another couple of gos at Pandemic the Cure dice game. Got our asses handed to us again. When we do beat it, it's going to feel so good, but in the meantime, this feels appropriate.

Yes, my sweet boy. Scream into the void with me.

When they say Kamala Harris wasn't qualified, do they mean she had too much pigment or do they mean she didn't have a penis?

Responding "Shut up, you tiny fool" instead of trying to reeducate idiots on the Internet is so therapeutic. Thanks, @robbotron.bsky.social

My new hobby is telling shitty fake Christians that Jesus would be disappointed in them.

Harry took a little nap while we played Istanbul dice. I'm sure he's comfortable!

I really hope my next manager is a millennial.

Every time I fast forward to the end of a YouTube video, YouTube then plays a random Jenny Nicholson video. I'm not mad at it, and I hope it happens to everyone.

I get irrationally annoyed when someone posts a picture of themselves that is not a selfie with a caption "here's a photo I took." But you didn't take it, you're in it. Stop lying to me.

Finished Ticket to Ride Legacy this afternoon and I got my butt handed to me. It was much fun.

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊

Boys in bandanas. Now they can wear RSVLTS like dad.

This morning was a rude awakening. My eyes opened and my mind quickly began to assemble the first few seconds of my day when a terrible interruption broke in and I remembered: Yes, that unhinged madman is actually our President again.. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/how-to-men...

Having my first ride in a tow truck!

Fiona the hippo got me through the last orange fiasco term and the universe has sent Moo Deng, Poppy, Haggis and Lololi this time around. On a hippo scale, this does not bode well.

No matter how many churus I give him, I am always the spare human.

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

Today sucked. Here's a Zo.

Those were two Nazi salutes from Murica's number one Oligarch. Worst. Timeline.

It’s important to be clear that TikTok could have stayed up through the inauguration. Joe Biden said he’d not enforce the law. They made a choice to shut down and display a pro-Trump message. They weren’t forced to.

Hey men. Bluesky isn't a dating app. I'm not interested. Go away.

Waiting for the humans to set up the game board so he can live out his kaiju fantasies

WFH woes. When someone says "can you chat" so you get up from your comfy couch working position to move to the office position so you look professional and then they don't call for an hour. Rude.

We hates it, precious

And my last 10 follows are bot accounts. Why is social media?

Put up a profile photo with my face. Not even 12 hours later I have assholes trying to hit me up in my DMs. Gross. Enough of that. Fuck all the way off. Why are so many men so gross?

I absolutely love YouTube content, but my goodness is it a shitty app. The algorithm is useless. Billions of hours of video on the platform and it continues to suggest the same 6 videos from 7 years ago that I've told it I'm not interested in or nothing at all.

I will not be celebrating Invasion Day. As an immigrant I want to celebrate my adoptive country, but it can't be on this day. It's changed before, it can change again.

When the cat yells for you to come get down on the floor and play, you get down on the floor and play. This is the way

He's an old man, but he'll always be the sweetest boy to me.

This month's special interest is Mormonism. It's fascinating and so bizarre what human beings will agree to to feel like they're special and better than other people. Religious people are weird.