Ngl I kinda ate with this last minute Sexy King Boo cosplay 👻

Finally outgrown my biggest toy! Kinda really proud of myself for that 👉🏻👈🏻 Time for an upgrade? 😵‍💫

@rubbergimptwo.bsky.social “I love you. But if we get shot while in the same car, I don’t want to haunt the same space with you”

“Yeah, I’m into sissification.” *pushes boulder up a mountain* - Nine

Who’s exited for lubey phone cameras and a hotel full of shiny degenerates?! THIS DOG 💙🖤 Catch ya boi at MIR 😏

Ah shit, here we go again 🔒 Day 1/31, let’s get it

Wilder Quote of the day: @dadvoid.bsky.social: So you’re calling Daddy a fascist?! Wilder: Daddy is just a cog in the capitalist machine

Good dog behavior at Market Days 😏

I’d like to formally apologize for my drunk bluskeets last night. 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 making cumcube margaritas is “gross” and “why would anyone drink that” ( ̶I̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶ 😇) Anyway here’s some Wilder tail as penance for my sins

If you want to upset @puptracer.bsky.social , offer him a marg blended with someone’s cum ice cubes 😈

I think it’s time that this pup got a new cage. Some something metal, maybe something smaller, maybe a different color, maybe something else(?). Any recommendations? 👉🏻👈🏻 (Thirst trap for engagement and good boy points 😘)

Bringin’ Brat Pup Summer back 🖤💚

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Me: Let’s have a chill IML Sunday Also me:

If you don’t already have IML Friday plans, come see ya dog at Primal at Jackhammer! Great DJs, drinks, and impact play demos throughout the night (including yours truly 👀) So if you’ve ever wanted to see me get my ass beat (consensually), gear up and I’ll see you at Primal😘

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Leave it to @magnuspup.bsky.social to have dino decorations in the bathroom at @niteof1000tailz.bsky.social

Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’ 😏 (The latter, cuz this cage and hot DMs are distracting me 😵‍💫)

𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘬

Cleaning my apartment isn’t so bad when I have a 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 🫧

I’m suing @rbbrlecter.bsky.social for libel 😤

Not locking this puppy in his cage overnight led to impromptu 2am dance party 🪩🐾

Focused gamer dog with absolutely no distractions whatsoever 👾

Side note, I really hate my og black hood lol. When my replacement hood for the white hood I lost gets in (*spoiler*), ya boi is gonna 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 in it 😈

Morning zoomies 😏

Dog is bored and horny, so lemme see them holes and poles 💦

I highly recommend getting baked and meal prepping at 10pm on a Monday 🐾

Very thankful today for my dysfunctional chosen family, those pictured and not. Love to all of my kinky frens for allowing me to be my true degenerate self 🥰 📸: @puprally.bsky.social 🐶: @dadvoid.bsky.social @thraell.bsky.social @olivermoose.bsky.social @pupperalex.bsky.social

Throwback Gearblast:US shenanigans with @thraell.bsky.social that I clearly didn’t enjoy at all and absolutely no one should read into 👀😵‍💫

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I stop taking dirty mirror thirst traps at parties 🔥🔥

Anyone else feeling like 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘦 since Tuesday? Cool, me too ✨ To help cope and transition to a semi-new platform, I’ll be sharing some of my favorite memories of community. Feel free to share any memories of how we met, an adventure or scene we shared, or any moment we hold special 🖤🤍

Sit pretty? 🐶🐾

Oh hey look, an app that isn’t terrible :D Still locked, still a gremlin puppy, bark at ya boi 😘🐶

Keys: gone Dog: grumpy I guess I’ll get used to it… 🥺

This is gonna be a loooong Locktober 🔒😮‍💨

The eepiest of puppies, caught on candid camera

Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’? 😏

Shiny dog 🐶 (i̶g̶n̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶f̶o̶c̶u̶s̶)

New app, still locked, still puppy 🐾