This is why we can’t have nice things 🍾 📸 @photon.dog

It’s important to label your property. Anything left off that needs to be added next time? 😏 🖋️ @kinkonthemark.bsky.social 📸 a very good dog who refuses to use Blusky

I’ll be sniffin’ around IML this weekend! Tug on my collar if ya see me 😏

Locked n’ jocked 🔒💪

Be a good dog and Bark for me puppy

Enjoy a tipsy Wilder nude (Gosh I miss Minneapolis, this was a fun weekend 🥺👉🏻👈🏻)

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Femboy Wilder? It’s becoming more likely than you think 😏

What can I say, I’m a work of art 😇

Finding out this dog has a very short refractory period was worth the pre-CLAW lockup 🥴 ⛓️: @mplsguy1.bsky.social and a few other accomplices

Love a @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social tighty whitey party 🩲

Wilder’s PSA of the day: Wear your sunscreen, kiddos. My collar is now burned into my neck for the foreseeable future 🫠

A bar bathroom 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 to see me comin’ 😏🐾

After some much needed post-CAP R&R, welcome back to your regularly scheduled Wilder shenanigans (good boi treats and animal crossing, but make it slutty 😏)

Of course I was gonna wear rubber to Capcon 🖤🧷

If I had a nickel for every time the Orange Streak coaster at the Mall of America Cap takeover got stuck, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

Shiniest dog at the dickso Oops, I mean disco 😏

Biggest kid at the dog park 💪🏻

Foot? Balls? Where do I sign up 👀

Some of my first pup photos were in secluded public areas cuz I was too nervous to take pics in my shared apartment. I’ve become the dog I am today cuz of those experiences, and I’ve offended exactly zero passersby in the process. Be your weird self, as long as it’s authentically you 🐶

Hai frens, it’s been a minute 👋🏻 This dog needs more shenanigans in his life, maybe even tomfoolery 😏

Ngl I kinda ate with this last minute Sexy King Boo cosplay 👻

Finally outgrown my biggest toy! Kinda really proud of myself for that 👉🏻👈🏻 Time for an upgrade? 😵‍💫

@rubbergimptwo.bsky.social “I love you. But if we get shot while in the same car, I don’t want to haunt the same space with you”

“Yeah, I’m into sissification.” *pushes boulder up a mountain* - Nine

Who’s exited for lubey phone cameras and a hotel full of shiny degenerates?! THIS DOG 💙🖤 Catch ya boi at MIR 😏

Ah shit, here we go again 🔒 Day 1/31, let’s get it

Wilder Quote of the day: @dadvoid.bsky.social: So you’re calling Daddy a fascist?! Wilder: Daddy is just a cog in the capitalist machine

Good dog behavior at Market Days 😏

I’d like to formally apologize for my drunk bluskeets last night. 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 making cumcube margaritas is “gross” and “why would anyone drink that” ( ̶I̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶ 😇) Anyway here’s some Wilder tail as penance for my sins

If you want to upset @puptracer.bsky.social , offer him a marg blended with someone’s cum ice cubes 😈

I think it’s time that this pup got a new cage. Some something metal, maybe something smaller, maybe a different color, maybe something else(?). Any recommendations? 👉🏻👈🏻 (Thirst trap for engagement and good boy points 😘)

Bringin’ Brat Pup Summer back 🖤💚

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Me: Let’s have a chill IML Sunday Also me:

If you don’t already have IML Friday plans, come see ya dog at Primal at Jackhammer! Great DJs, drinks, and impact play demos throughout the night (including yours truly 👀) So if you’ve ever wanted to see me get my ass beat (consensually), gear up and I’ll see you at Primal😘

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Leave it to @magnuspup.bsky.social to have dino decorations in the bathroom at @niteof1000tailz.bsky.social

Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’ 😏 (The latter, cuz this cage and hot DMs are distracting me 😵‍💫)

𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘬

Cleaning my apartment isn’t so bad when I have a 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 🫧

I’m suing @rbbrlecter.bsky.social for libel 😤

Not locking this puppy in his cage overnight led to impromptu 2am dance party 🪩🐾

Focused gamer dog with absolutely no distractions whatsoever 👾

Side note, I really hate my og black hood lol. When my replacement hood for the white hood I lost gets in (*spoiler*), ya boi is gonna 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 in it 😈

Morning zoomies 😏

Dog is bored and horny, so lemme see them holes and poles 💦

I highly recommend getting baked and meal prepping at 10pm on a Monday 🐾

Very thankful today for my dysfunctional chosen family, those pictured and not. Love to all of my kinky frens for allowing me to be my true degenerate self 🥰 📸: @puprally.bsky.social 🐶: @dadvoid.bsky.social @thraell.bsky.social @olivermoose.bsky.social @pupperalex.bsky.social

Throwback Gearblast:US shenanigans with @thraell.bsky.social that I clearly didn’t enjoy at all and absolutely no one should read into 👀😵‍💫