Goosebumps music plays in Starbucks and a child starts crying. Happy Halloween 😚

Lesson learned: when you’re making Diet Coke with your soda stream, don’t use soy sauce 🥲

*Boing*

We peed on the dance floor so it’s ours! @MIR @sun-the-pup.bsky.social @barkopolo.bsky.social

Im in my pajamas and I'm ready for bred. 🍞

Happy crockpotober or whatever

Manifesting a @boomersm.bsky.social drawing where there’s tied up boys inside these and conveniently placed holes for construction worker use 😵‍💫

Good boys don’t cum and @puptracer.bsky.social was a very good boy! Now if only I had recorded a few hours later when he begged to be caged instead of cumming

I think @puptracer.bsky.social makes a good housewarming gift…especially the key he surrendered to be untied

Is everybody named Justin? - the straight girl in the gay bar

Could use a night or two like this right about now 🥺🥺

Me listing my kinks in my 30s

✨✨Shine Bright Dogs✨✨ ⬆️ @barkopolo.bsky.social

Mmphhh 🥴

They should call above ground trains domways

On your knees, pup 👇

I’m curious, how do YOU decide whose name to say first when you’re talking about a couple?

Expecto Patronum 🪄

Ayyy it’s meee 🌈🌈🌈

Do you think Dark Magician is a bottom?

The way the Teams notification noise triggers my flight or flight response 👌

Leather jock straps 👅

Didn’t get 10,000 dollars in Venmo again today :(

Come fuck on Daddy 😈🥴

Binge watching Pirates of the Caribbean, or sleep? Obvious choice really

To the middle aged man who stopped and stared at @contrapoints.bsky.social through my window for a good 30 seconds, no it’s not porn, but at least you have good taste 👍

Rare SFW Tracer pic. New shorts gimme compliments pls thx

Rare SFW Tracer pic. New shorts gimme compliments pls thx

Slut Pup Summer 🚨

I found my soon to be Neighbor dog! ❤️❤️ @nuka.dog

I have evened the playing field with the giraffe dogs 📸 @photon.dog

Okay hear me out: Instead of a job I'm just a little puppy dog. Good deal, no?

Plufl > Couch

Happy IML! 📸 puppywilder.bsky.social

Puppy play at its finest. 🦴

Not quite as ruined as I would have hoped, but @waywardkiwi.bsky.social 's helpless twitches make up for that.

Had a guy come on to me in the Cheese It's aisle. Yes he got my number

When your AirTag knows you’re depressed

creator

WOMBO COMBO 💦💦💦 ⬆️ @barkopolo.bsky.social

WOMBO COMBO 💦💦💦 ⬆️ @barkopolo.bsky.social

I'm rubber, here comes the glue. ⬇️ @puptracer.bsky.social

✨✨Shine Bright Dogs✨✨ ⬆️ @barkopolo.bsky.social

Are people born twinks, or do they have twinkiness thrust upon them?

Me after 2 drinks

Another day another Doxy

Turns out letting @zealousdrone.bsky.social take charge has its consequences. What would you have done to me? 😈

Wishing I was muzzled and mitted and tail plugged and forced to service top a good pup or 10 😵‍💫