Men will do the most toxic ass shit and say their therapist told them it was a good idea

Tonightttttt!!! Who am I gonna see at Jackhammer at 10 👀 Cum dance with me and get some treats too 😉

I’m pregnant

When he wants sex AFTER Taco Bell

My aunt gets chronic migranes and I call her psyduck and she hates me 😌

Classes opening soon

KENNEL Afters was lots of fun with these two (and a few others missing) @barkopolo.bsky.social @puptracer.bsky.social

I aspire to be as unbothered as this goose

Me: No I’m great with money, I would never waste a dollar Also me: *chugs black coffee immediately after teeth whitening treatment*

It col

Oh yeah, can we skip 2026? My apartment key just snapped trying to get a frozen door open and I'm stuck outside in the cold. Happy new year!

Not sure who I’d rather be 😅

Thanks for the shot 👌🏼 So soft, so creamy. 💦 @puptracer.bsky.social

Well said 👏

Do you keep a gallon of Dawn in your shower or are you normal?

I just want a man to trample me like it’s 2000’s Black Friday okay 😩

It's a true crime against humanity that coffee doesn't taste as good as it smells. Seriously can we get some people working on this? Make it taste like it smells people!

Goosebumps music plays in Starbucks and a child starts crying. Happy Halloween 😚

Lesson learned: when you’re making Diet Coke with your soda stream, don’t use soy sauce 🥲

*Boing*

We peed on the dance floor so it’s ours! @MIR @sun-the-pup.bsky.social @barkopolo.bsky.social

Im in my pajamas and I'm ready for bred. 🍞

Happy crockpotober or whatever

Manifesting a @boomersm.bsky.social drawing where there’s tied up boys inside these and conveniently placed holes for construction worker use 😵‍💫

Good boys don’t cum and @puptracer.bsky.social was a very good boy! Now if only I had recorded a few hours later when he begged to be caged instead of cumming

I think @puptracer.bsky.social makes a good housewarming gift…especially the key he surrendered to be untied

Is everybody named Justin? - the straight girl in the gay bar

Could use a night or two like this right about now 🥺🥺

Me listing my kinks in my 30s

✨✨Shine Bright Dogs✨✨ ⬆️ @barkopolo.bsky.social

Mmphhh 🥴

They should call above ground trains domways

On your knees, pup 👇

I’m curious, how do YOU decide whose name to say first when you’re talking about a couple?

Expecto Patronum 🪄

Ayyy it’s meee 🌈🌈🌈

Do you think Dark Magician is a bottom?

The way the Teams notification noise triggers my flight or flight response 👌

Leather jock straps 👅

Didn’t get 10,000 dollars in Venmo again today :(

Come fuck on Daddy 😈🥴

Binge watching Pirates of the Caribbean, or sleep? Obvious choice really

To the middle aged man who stopped and stared at @contrapoints.bsky.social through my window for a good 30 seconds, no it’s not porn, but at least you have good taste 👍

Rare SFW Tracer pic. New shorts gimme compliments pls thx

Rare SFW Tracer pic. New shorts gimme compliments pls thx

Slut Pup Summer 🚨

I found my soon to be Neighbor dog! ❤️❤️ @nuka.dog

I have evened the playing field with the giraffe dogs 📸 @photon.dog

Okay hear me out: Instead of a job I'm just a little puppy dog. Good deal, no?

Plufl > Couch