Will Ashenmacher
@willash.bsky.social
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Reader. Writer. Gardener. Probably judging you.
Iām sorry if I missed this. Has there already been Discourse⢠about Noah Jupe?
3 days ago
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One thing about me: Iām always gonna take a small, cute container and make it into a pot for a small, cute plant.
5 days ago
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āDid you just have a reading or something?ā an old guy asked a cashier at Magers & Quinn. āHalf of Minneapolis is here.ā āItās our only sale of the entire year,ā the cashier responded. āTwenty percent off everything in store.ā
6 days ago
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Prayers up for this
@nytimes.com
Cooking Cherry Karpatka, which now has to chill in the fridge overnight.
15 days ago
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Hey, everybody! Look at this weird ice/snow on my chicken coop roof.
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21 days ago
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Today, I bought a gift bag without checking the price tag because what are they, two bucks, three bucks? Reader, it was $7.95.
24 days ago
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To get a rebate on my contact lenses, I: ⢠Created an account so they have my āconsentā to send me endless Spam emails. ⢠Uploaded photos of my receipt and eight different UPC codes. ⢠Manually typed in my eye doctorās contact information and those eight UPC codes. šš»PLEASE šš» CLAPšš».
29 days ago
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I donātā¦this is just a terrible idea.
about 1 month ago
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Iām glad weāre getting more seasonable weather. 60° in November was weird
about 1 month ago
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My favorite kind of butcher shop, tbh.
about 1 month ago
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My Top Five Movie Genres: - Breathless in a Sumptuous Costume - Scary But Not Violent - Acting With a Capital A - Leading Man Whom I Pretend Isnāt the Reason Iām Watching - Spectacle
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about 2 months ago
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I donāt know who needs to hear this, but rakes, unlike leaf blowers, make no noise.
about 2 months ago
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@meghanmccarron.bsky.social
I just read your piece on SNAP in the Times and learned a lot. Thank you for writing it.
about 2 months ago
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Trend I Dislikeā¢: A charge for buying a physical giftcards. I dislike it, I say!
about 2 months ago
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Think what you will of him. His posing game is strong.
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2 months ago
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Happy End of People Knocking on Your Door Day to all who celebrate!
2 months ago
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Canāt see the haters when Iāve got my love glasses on.
2 months ago
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Gretchen von Tongeln
2 months ago
Starting to worry about all of the plastic I've been eating.
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Itās okay to be scared.
2 months ago
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Did I read the July email saying the City of Minneapolis was moving to a new utility billing system and Iād have to re-authorize auto-pay? No, I did not. Did I accidentally fall five months behind on my utility bill as a result? Yes, I did.
2 months ago
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Roasting sweet potato + chickpeas + cauliflower + cumin + zaāatar. Also, look how psychedelic one of the sweet potatoes was.
2 months ago
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Boo!
2 months ago
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I would like some confirmation that this is indeed Minnesotaās largest candy store.
2 months ago
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TomTom
3 months ago
Fruited Plain would be a great name for a gay bar in Omaha
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My dad wants to make this obscenely complicated Ćbelkringle. Letās see how this goes. (Photo from the cookbook)
3 months ago
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I spared you the ground beef, but Iām making lasagna today.
3 months ago
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This looks good, but Iāve never heard of it.
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3 months ago
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I wonāt tell you what kind of dog it was that broke out of its fence and attacked Kitsu. You can probably guess.
3 months ago
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Last Book: ā107 Daysā Current Read: āEvenings & Weekndsā New Additions to the TBR: āH is for Hawkā
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3 months ago
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This is as close to nirvana as I can get.
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3 months ago
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Iām not very far into this book, but itās hilarious to me that itās largely about gay men and so far, the female characters are way more interesting.
3 months ago
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Do you think this homeowner went into the dumpster and fished out these bags of dog poop?
3 months ago
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I just took 7 or 8 new-ish books to Half-Price Books and got $15. Did I make money? No, absolutely not. Does it feel like I did? Definitely.
3 months ago
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I was bored.
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Weapons (2025) ā 7.6 | Horror, Mystery
2h 8m | R
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt26581740/?ref_=ext_shr_other
3 months ago
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This bumper sticker is how I self-identify.
3 months ago
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Prayer circle! Now!
3 months ago
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I liked this mural I saw on the side of a store in my neighborhood.
3 months ago
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Itās scientifically proven that the apple sauce you put on your oatmeal will taste better if you make it yourself with apples from a backyard tree.
3 months ago
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I didnāt make this cake, but Iām posting it here so you think I did. (I did grow those flowers)
3 months ago
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As a gift, I bought my niece a copy of a book I had when I was a kid. Itās out of print, so I had to buy a used copy. Whomever Sarah is, I think sheād be 35 or 36 by now.
3 months ago
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It was an early and fish-scented morning at Pike Place Market.
3 months ago
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Subtly downgrade a band: Death Uber for Cutie
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3 months ago
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If writing postcards is a lost art, well, then, Iām going to revive it.
4 months ago
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RM
4 months ago
Ah, fall, when a young manās fancy turns to soup.
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September afternoons at the off-leash dog park are perfect, in case you were wondering.
4 months ago
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It would be a war crime for me to gatekeep the recipe for this coffee cake. Itās so good and so easy it must be widely known and used.
4 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
4 months ago
Please stop casting evil spells on me. Itās mean and it hurts my feelings
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Which one are you choosing?
4 months ago
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Gretchen von Tongeln
4 months ago
I have some hate in my heart but it's mostly for the term "workflow."
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Michael Tisserand
4 months ago
Main Cinema, Minneapolis
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