I’m sorry if I missed this. Has there already been Discourse™ about Noah Jupe?

One thing about me: I’m always gonna take a small, cute container and make it into a pot for a small, cute plant.

‘Did you just have a reading or something?’ an old guy asked a cashier at Magers & Quinn. ‘Half of Minneapolis is here.’ ‘It’s our only sale of the entire year,’ the cashier responded. ‘Twenty percent off everything in store.’

Prayers up for this @nytimes.com Cooking Cherry Karpatka, which now has to chill in the fridge overnight.

Hey, everybody! Look at this weird ice/snow on my chicken coop roof.

Today, I bought a gift bag without checking the price tag because what are they, two bucks, three bucks? Reader, it was $7.95.

To get a rebate on my contact lenses, I: • Created an account so they have my ‘consent’ to send me endless Spam emails. • Uploaded photos of my receipt and eight different UPC codes. • Manually typed in my eye doctor’s contact information and those eight UPC codes. 👏🏻PLEASE 👏🏻 CLAP👏🏻.

I don’t…this is just a terrible idea.

I’m glad we’re getting more seasonable weather. 60° in November was weird

My favorite kind of butcher shop, tbh.

My Top Five Movie Genres: - Breathless in a Sumptuous Costume - Scary But Not Violent - Acting With a Capital A - Leading Man Whom I Pretend Isn’t the Reason I’m Watching - Spectacle

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but rakes, unlike leaf blowers, make no noise.

@meghanmccarron.bsky.social I just read your piece on SNAP in the Times and learned a lot. Thank you for writing it.

Trend I Dislike™: A charge for buying a physical giftcards. I dislike it, I say!

Think what you will of him. His posing game is strong.

Happy End of People Knocking on Your Door Day to all who celebrate!

Can’t see the haters when I’ve got my love glasses on.

Starting to worry about all of the plastic I've been eating.

It’s okay to be scared.

Did I read the July email saying the City of Minneapolis was moving to a new utility billing system and I’d have to re-authorize auto-pay? No, I did not. Did I accidentally fall five months behind on my utility bill as a result? Yes, I did.

Roasting sweet potato + chickpeas + cauliflower + cumin + za’atar. Also, look how psychedelic one of the sweet potatoes was.

Boo!

I would like some confirmation that this is indeed Minnesota’s largest candy store.

Fruited Plain would be a great name for a gay bar in Omaha

My dad wants to make this obscenely complicated Æbelkringle. Let’s see how this goes. (Photo from the cookbook)

I spared you the ground beef, but I’m making lasagna today.

This looks good, but I’ve never heard of it.

I won’t tell you what kind of dog it was that broke out of its fence and attacked Kitsu. You can probably guess.

Last Book: ‘107 Days’ Current Read: ‘Evenings & Weeknds’ New Additions to the TBR: ‘H is for Hawk’

This is as close to nirvana as I can get.

I’m not very far into this book, but it’s hilarious to me that it’s largely about gay men and so far, the female characters are way more interesting.

Do you think this homeowner went into the dumpster and fished out these bags of dog poop?

I just took 7 or 8 new-ish books to Half-Price Books and got $15. Did I make money? No, absolutely not. Does it feel like I did? Definitely.

I was bored.

This bumper sticker is how I self-identify.

Prayer circle! Now!

I liked this mural I saw on the side of a store in my neighborhood.

It’s scientifically proven that the apple sauce you put on your oatmeal will taste better if you make it yourself with apples from a backyard tree.

I didn’t make this cake, but I’m posting it here so you think I did. (I did grow those flowers)

As a gift, I bought my niece a copy of a book I had when I was a kid. It’s out of print, so I had to buy a used copy. Whomever Sarah is, I think she’d be 35 or 36 by now.

It was an early and fish-scented morning at Pike Place Market.

Subtly downgrade a band: Death Uber for Cutie

If writing postcards is a lost art, well, then, I’m going to revive it.

Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.

September afternoons at the off-leash dog park are perfect, in case you were wondering.

It would be a war crime for me to gatekeep the recipe for this coffee cake. It’s so good and so easy it must be widely known and used.

Please stop casting evil spells on me. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings

Which one are you choosing?

I have some hate in my heart but it's mostly for the term "workflow."

Main Cinema, Minneapolis