The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

I’ve made my opinions of Scream 7 pretty fucking clear, but the trailer played before Send Help, and it opens with Sydney answering the phone from an unknown Woodsboro number, and all I could think was, “oh they’re not even trying with one”.

That’s a funny tagline considering that’s what they did to their franchise.

Return of the Jedi (1983) Napoleon Dynamite (2004) The Last Days of Disco (1998) Titus (1999)

I keep seeing all these clips from the Taylor Swift video and all I can think is..how’s @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social feeling about this?

My wife is watching a bunch of reality stars, whose lives have been on tv for years, SHOCKED that this medium knows so much about their lives.

I know it’s AI, but I love how one of the selling points for this breadbox is, “You can store cooked, fully dressed hamburger in here!”

Sometimes, your favorite book gets water damaged and you use it to paper your desk. But your favorite poem is on two sides of the same page. You gotta brew some tea and soak the copy you made to make it look KINDA good…

Sometimes the youngest has some nighttime meltdowns, and that’s okay. But he made it very clear to me, “Jesus only loves me. Out of all the people in the world, Jesus only loves me.”

The new Muppet Show was perfect.

All I’m saying, if you never throw any scrap of paper away, you’ll always have material for your little projects.

The best tweets get made into stickers.

Got that Portuguese style lunch today.

Someone is turning two today!

Wish I would’ve found these before the concert last May…

No Cody Rhodes! Don’t say Identify Crisis is an amazing life-changing comic! 😐

GIVE US ONE FUCKING DAY! Just one day where we don’t get our hearts ripped out. FUCK!

I need a rich friend to send me to England in August please.

I’m going to move your poem from the the copy of Sweet Zen to the box it originated it from.

I swear this isn’t on purpose.

Just a reminder, to paraphrase Jay Edidin, Magneto had some valid fucking points.

The one advantage of being laid off; I’d be a fucking monster in the workplace about the state of the country right now.

Miles is playing with his friends on Roblox and hear him, Miles: I got a monocle, I’m British now! Friend: You’re not British. Miles: BEANS ON TOAST! BEANS ON TOAST!

Who the fuck are you talking to?

“don’t give them what they want” they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance

What charity org is doing the most work against ICE right now? Or needs donations? Where is the most helpful place to put my money?

Watching Traitors with the wife and…Lisa Rinna thinks her acting career is why people know who she is, not being on Housewives?

I somehow lost my Animal Crossing save file. :(

I‘m never sure if Galvatron is an official transformer, as he’s only sometimes cannon.

Oh, you like the Mets? Cute. These four teenagers from NYC are fans of an OG New York team.

Still unable to resist themed versions of Clue.

My last Goodwill haul while I’m unemployed. Had to get something for the boys, so we went on a 50% off day.

Bay Area sports teams? Enough with the Full House parodies. Unless you “Too Many Cooks” it.

We have an amazing, supportive, wonderful group of teachers and staff at my youngest school. At his IEP meeting today, they all turned to us and said, “We all love him very much…and agree there’s a darkness inside him we need need to figure out.”

Nothing is funnier than those videos where they give a baby a fake knife.

Finally saw One Battle After Another last night. It was really good. But it’s not even close to Sinners.

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

I put on Little Shop of Horrors to watch with Jackson, only to discover the version I have on the server has the original ending. I didn’t know they even released it.

I am almost 50 year old, and I think learning to play the guitar, something I have tried to do since I was 16, would fucking heal me.

The world is falling apart, and I’m feeling really hopeless lately…but have y’all seen how Ryan Seacrest look lately?

Watching The Darjeeling Limited for the first time. Five minutes in, this is gonna be Orientalist as hell, isn’t it?

I think this is the year I get way more into Midwestern Emo.

Me, I would have chosen someone who didn't fire Gretchen Felker Martin over a Charlie Kirk tweet and not pay her for work done, but I guess opinions vary

He just does that!

We’ve lost so many awesome Bay Area music venues over the years, but Bottom of the Hill closing is like a fucking punch to the gut.

We need to be sharing lists of who has what skills they are willing to do/share for free or low cost to help others. Also finding exchanges of goods and services locally (or setting up if that isn't already set up) that are in person or at least not centered around facebook 😭😭😭

Today’s the first day I was supposed to be back at work…now it feels real. 😐

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Dr Seuss is probably the most accurate illustrator of all time because you take one look at that thing and it’s like yeah man, that’s definitely what a grinch looks like.

I keeping seeing ads for little valentine lego kits for your kid to give away, and the ads keep saying, “There’s 24 in a box, so it’s perfect for the classroom”. Perfect if you don’t want like 10 kids to not get something.