A tattoo is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

@davidjroth.bsky.social gets The Limey. An immortal performance (in a perfect cast) in one of the greatest movies of the late 20th century- a masterpiece rescued from a 'disaster' as Soderbergh said. defector.com/seek-and-des...

Tommy Tatertown is painting his masterpiece- and one Foundation episode away from suggesting foreign students should have their memories erased before returning to their home planet

Thanks, fb memories

Fair stream payouts would do more for my mental health #spotify

A source sent me this slide from a classified Powerpoint about the three types of reeducation camps planned

I support Los Angeles

@davidjroth.bsky.social the long-awaited synthesis of "Let's Remember Some Guys" names and George Lucas throwing-a-six-sided-die-Star Wars names has arrived

Congratulations to @mobute.bsky.social on being announced as the new starting QB for the New Orleans Saints

Unveiling my new MC name today

Sometimes I like to glance at a movie to see where I am in the wikipedia article for it.

"The Brooklyn Tip-Tops or "BrookFeds" of the Federal League, the only major league team ever named for a loaf of bread"

Apparently, I made this three years ago when Ohio paid for several billboards in Manhattan

Sending this one out to everyone who's ever been a live sound engineer in clubs

Pressed the pause button

"Kissinger Professor of The Practice of Statecraft and World Order" sounds like Hell is still workshopping the Demon Naming 2.0 Initiative

I believe in the scientific method

Bandcamp Friday! I'm poor! Who isn't?! Support some artists today, there's so much great music to find and help with little PayPal nudges of encouragement! Luv u! davidmwilliams.bandcamp.com

I have Treatment-Resistant Awareness Of What's Actually Happening, complicated by Moderate to Severe Existential Dread

Got my Bandcamp account restored and here's the brand-new VOID DENIAL MACHINE- use gapless playback and assemble your own custom machine from the fragments in any order. VOID DENIAL MACHINE, NOW MORE THAN EVER™ Thank you in advance for your support! davidmwilliams.bandcamp.com/album/void-d...

II you use any streamers, here's a pre-save link for the soon-come VOID DENIAL MACHINE (build your own!) which may or may not help, who knows how this all works!- apologies and thanks in advance (this is how much I enjoy promoting myself) too.fm/jdbrkqj

In a few days, you'll be able to assemble your own Void Denial Machine (use gapless playback and pick the order)

NEW — 19-year-old DOGE engineer Edward Coristine turns out to be the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov, who played a role in a sprawling 1980s espionage saga. www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...

Once again reminding you that "Tatertown" is the translation of "Tuberville"

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

I think this is the year I'm finally going to do something involving the SB without the NFL's consent

How are SB halftime shows still being mixed this badly in 2025

Roxy Music For Your Pleasure Stranded Country Life Siren (one judge not shown)

Bitches Brew Live At Fillmore Jack Johnson On The Corner

Finding out the secret bombing of Cambodia started in March 1969: "I hope those kids who protested the war are happy now"

The Democrats obviously need to stop conceding actual power to Trump, but they also need to stop granting him the presumption of soft power. You can take his effects seriously while still treating him like what he literally is: a clown.

Blaming the tariffs on fentanyl when "Make Heroin Safe Again" was right there

#DEI ate my homework

JUST IN: Trump blames DEI hires on markets reaction to tariffs announcements.

me in the gc an hour ago/how it's going now

I'm developing a lab leak theory on the origins of new White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt

So as it turns out, there is actually an infinite supply of looking glasses to go through. As the Carpenters sang: We've only just begun

It's said that Secretary of State Rubio grew up on gangster rap and I immediately imagined him performing it when visiting countries the way Blinken liked to sit in with local blues bands.

Remember, if you see any illegal immigrants No you didn't.

Just setting everything on fire w/breathtaking speed, full obeisance, and a center-right opposition party that will be a Potemkin paper tiger. Never bring "civility" and "guardrails" to a street fight w/people who fight dirty with everything they can put their hands on and played the long game, too

Congratulations to America on having a government the rest of the world can laugh at like the drunken party antics of asshole, alcoholic stepdads while also terrified by their capacity for violence

anita bryant died? her feud with bob hope over gay rights, and his refusing to stop making jokes about her, got him boycotted by religious conservatives and pushed him to come out for gay rights. i wrote this about the backlash he faced for @thenation.com. www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Let's all join hands (after washing the norovirus off them) and wheatpaste our way through the parlous times ahead

Meta: we know we've been over-moderating, so here comes a tsunami of misinformation to make it up to everyone

Perfect opportunity to resurrect some methods from the Dead Media Project list (iirc started by @bruces.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy) www.deadmedia.org/notes/index-...

My word but don't we seem to have tut-tutted our way into a bit of a pickle

New theory emerges that Luigi Mangione was paying tribute to the Undertones playing 'Teenage Kicks' on this TOTP performance in '78

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Let me be the first to congratulate @mobute.bsky.social on his nomination as new US Ambassador to Vanuatu. #sometwittertraditionsareworthkeeping

2nd excerpt now available to download/stream on Bandcamp WILLIAM BASINSKI + RICHARD CHARTIER 'Aurora Terminalis' (LINE_157) iconic ambient composer @musex1.bsky.social & sound artist Chartier return to LINE with their first new work together since 2015. lineimprint.bandcamp.com/album/aurora...