The Mariners are really struggling. So Buddy Kennedy is the move. Got it. Great. Awesome. Super. I’ll be crying in the corner.

If you or someone you love is suffering from the Mariners offense, defense, or pitching, please call our hotline: 1-555-SAD-2026

researching baseball

Sums up the experience. And I am here for it

In good news we scored more than 3 runs. In bad news Dan Wilson is managing our bullpen. Good times. Good. Times.

The food choices during the Wolf Pack game are summed up by a place that calls itself Burger Prime. They don’t serve burgers.

Rules to live by for a happy life.

3 runs. Again.

Getting ready!!!

Getting ready to race Corgis at half time of the Everett WolfPack game and I am just taking in the sights.

Mariners just making me sad.

just one more declining veteran bro. i promise bro just one more declining veteran and it'll fix the lineup bro. bro. just one more declining veteran. please just one more. one more declining veteran and we can fix this whole lineup bro. bro cmon just give me one more declining v

Soap dock instead of slap dick. Fucking autocorrect.

Is your pitching staff struggling. We have the solution: A series against the Mariners! We will make any soap dock pitcher look like Jacob DeGrom circa 2019. Operators are standing by!

This team is doing a season long bit cosplaying as the 1996 Mariners aren’t they. Way too talented to be this bad. I just don’t get it. Are we all delusional? Were the M’s never good to begin with, just lucky??

All is right with my little world tonight. Go Mariners. Time for dinner and drinks with old and new friends. Cheers!

Why does being a Mariner’s fan feel like playing a video game on hard mode?

"republicans worship jesus as an essentially pagan god of violence and money" is a post from I think here that struck me as really insightful

Our booth for better reference. Happy Pride to all!

Come see us at Everett Pride today!!!

How it ended.

How it is going.

And so it begins.

My house is built into a hill so my basement opens out to ground level also. My bedroom is downstairs. It is so chilly down here. 🤩🤗

I got to race Corgi’s tonight in one of my stores to qualify to race on turf at a WolfPack game coming up. After looking at the box score I am happy I had a distraction. Go M’s. Go WolfPack.

Pug salad on the couch.

Spending the night with the Aquasox for Bark in the Park with Sam’s Cats and Dogs! (That’s me)

Come join us at Monroe Pride today from 12-5. Great excuse to not watch the Mariners.

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥

I’m just reading the box score from today’s game. Woo gave up 7 runs. Seven!!!

Please Use AI

Holy. Fuck. We won a one run ballgame?

1996 Mariners set the MLB record for most home runs for a team in a single season. Buhner, Griffey, ARod, Edgar, Wilson, Sorrento… That fucking bullpen couldn’t close out a game. Can we please not be that team?

Davila. He’s the answer in the 10th. I wonder what position player or starter might come in if this keeps going.

I love taking the lead. Just a question… Who is pitching in the 10th? Can we call up Kade and Ryan now?

This isn’t real. This isn’t fucking real. 1996 was the worst season as a Mariner’s fan and this feels just like it.

Me and Joel hoisting the cup!

Silvertips brought the Ed Chynoweth Cup to our Everett store. They are such great community partners.

Pug naps on my lap never get old.

Cal has left the building.

Cal Raleigh. ❤️🥰🥹

Moonshot to RF.

I have one extra ticket to the Everett Aquasox game today. First person to DM me I will tell you what name I left it under at the South ticket office/will call.

Fucking 1996 again. This team should be great and the results are so mediocre.

I want to see this all the time.

I didn’t have a Mariners -Tigers rivalry on my bingo card for the 2026 season.

Mariners win AND this was in my mailbox today.

Join me in Marysville for Poochella!

tiny desk half time concert