Shirley Manson of Garbage speaking for my heart www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPIh...

I hope people who ask Jesus to take the wheel understand that he is not CDL qualified on a Class A rig, so use your judgment.

New Episode! @docpinko.bsky.social joins to talk about Bigfoot and the people who seek him out. Also, we prepare you for the future. open.spotify.com/episode/5QpE...

I can make this statement false and prove him a liar really quickly: I don't think that.

It's the rapture again, folks. youtu.be/hd8PCJ3pTHE?...

WHY AM I NUDE AND STUCK TO THE CEILING?! I WASN'T TOLD THAT I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE! HELP!

We're sorry. The person you're replying to has been Raptured. Please list your tribulations after the beep.

What time is the rapture tomorrow? I don't want to miss it.

Anyone not raptured tomorrow will be required to cover the shifts of those that are.

Do you realize how crazy it sounds to complain that comedians are making fun of the president more than they make fun of other people? Yes, the most powerful, most famous person is a more common target of mockery than some legislator in the opposition party. Why would you possibly find that odd?

I'm working on making my spare bedroom back into a library. I have a feeling I'll be reading a lot more.

“The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.” Chris Hayes

Our idols used to be made of iron, stone, clay, reed. Now our idols are ghosts that inhabit electrons and photons. No longer do we have to imagine the sound of their voices. Now, we simply program the idols with what we want to hear … and they answer our narcissism and idolatry in their own voice.

I'll be honest, I'm afraid to write anything that could even be remotely interpreted as being related to certain current events. I suppose they won. This is what they want.

I feel like I should re-up this post from two and half years ago. It might still be relevant. alienbs.blog/2023/02/14/t...

He sounded like he was reading a script at gunpoint. Nothing in that "apology" made me think that he still doesn't believe in his original remarks.

There are the same people who will scream, "My body my choice" over lifesaving vaccines, and rail against the idea of death with dignity.

Our only real enemy is the belief that this world is filled with enemies to be conquered rather than filled with neighbors to be loved.

I'm having trouble finding the middle ground here.

Spicy garlic fried chicken never disappoints.

I live very, very close to a Korean restaurant. When you order an entree, you get enough for two meals (for me, which is saying something), plus you get the seasonal starters.

We need to bring down the anger level in this country. I was no fan of Charlie Kirk, but there is no place for violence. I condemn what happened to him. We need to reach out with reason and arguments, not violence. My thoughts are with Charlie's family.

I don't care who's on the list. If there's somebody I know personally and am close to, so be it. It may hurt in the moment, but not as much as the hurt caused to the victims. Justice is more important.

2 Samuel Chapter 6 Do Not Touch on Pain of Death David took a bunch of guys to pick up the ark of God, or the ark of the covenant, from Baale-Judah. They rolled the ark out on new cart and there was much rejoicing (yay) and singing, dancing, and music that is until the oxen that were pulling the…

At least @heavydishongry.bsky.social thinks I'm funny.

Seeing Substack posts calling for a boycott of an ad-supported streaming service for funding right-wing propaganda is a special form of irony.

Such a perfect response video.

2 Samuel Chapter 5 It's Good to Be the King The people of Israel have declared David the king over them. They recognized that he had been leading them all along despite the fact that Saul was anointed by God and the king. King David would reign for forty years in total. The new king and his men…

Doing this podcast episode was the spark I needed to get back to the blog. Look out for a post tomorrow morning.

James Dobson died.

I look forward to this administration building the Ministry of Love.

Speaker Johnson, If you’re as serious about your Christian values as you claim, then that means using your position to protect Epstein’s victims instead of his friends. Sincerely, The American people

It's tough getting back to writing the blog. It's not that I can't think about what to write about, but that I have too many things.

Jesus and the Devil, caught at a Coldplay gig

If it turned out that my best friend or a close relative was involved, I would hit that button no matter how much it might hurt in that moment. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT.

Youth Pastors this sunday: "This week, you probably heard about the CEO whose extramarital affair was exposed after being caught on the kiss-cam. But can you think of anyone else who was betrayed by a kiss? Open up your bibles with me to...."

wait you're telling me that the CEO & HR rep at the AI company had a poor sense of personal ethics? you don't say

If releasing that list will ruin the lives of those on the list, then those are lives worth ruining. If releasing that list will collapse our government, then the government should collapse.

"Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind." --The Twelfth Doctor (Capaldi)

“Hey, Siri. How do you milk sheep?”

If this "Big Bullshit Bill" passes, it will spell disaster for MetroHealth Medical Center in Cleveland. "The system serves more than 300,000 patients annually, two-thirds of whom are uninsured or covered by Medicare or Medicaid." www.aha.org/case-studies...

If our Christianity causes kids to go hungry, the sick to go without healthcare, the stranger to be unwelcome, and the needy to be treated as “parasites,” all while billionaires get richer, we’ve profoundly misunderstood the most basic elements of Jesus’ teachings.

MAGA Christians will go to sleep tonight believing pride to be a deadly sin after spending a month telling people to stop being proud. Tomorrow they will wake up with amnesia and full of pride. In fact, they will tell others they NEED to have more pride in their nation. It's truly a magical night.

We rightly blame pastors when they don’t speak out, but we also need accountability for the denominations and congregations that punish the ones who do.

Dear Best Buy, Can you please have my Switch 2 ready for this evening? I could really use the distraction right about now. Sincerely, Me.

I look forward to the cult documentary that comes out of this place. @heavydishongry.bsky.social