My day isn't complete until my throat is used like this

my funeral better have poppers

Oh to be in the flow and never get out again 💫

today's forecast calls for a meatier shower

The most romantic thing a man can do is spit in my mouth and piss in my ass.

pretty wild that laptops just don't have CD drives anymore

Wish I could be tied with my red thread of fate

Call me AI the way I'm giving you slop

Windex ass throat

Eternally relevant:

"Summer is here!" is Gemini season a joke to you

me everytime I remember to pass in the left lane: "this one's for you Joni Mitchell"

Repeat after me as you jack your cock: Cock is God God is Cock Cock is God God is Cock Hail Cock Hail Penis Hail Cum Hail Lust Hail Phallus Cock is God God is Cock Don’t cum though… edge forever 😈

The things I want to taste during sex: His cock, his pits, his spit, his piss, his cum, his ass, my ass.

I don't believe that one has to be happy and at peace to escape samsara or they're going to reincarnate into a similar life. That's victim blaming just like law of attraction shit or any Abrahamic religion.

I hope Kate Bush was right that life is sweet by the time you're 52 cause all I see is that life is sad

porn name Traci Loads

I'm Mrs. She's too masc now she's too fem

Are there any other apps than grindr that let you search by age for free? I need more 18 year olds in my life

I just had a dream I was at a Madonna show and she said she was going to perform 5 songs and everyone in the audience shouted "4!" and was heckling her about being old 💀

he kind of looks like my cousin 😍

my car is jiggly and the engine light is on vroom vroom 🚗

having fun at the mall today 😊

There’s nothing better than the scent and taste of a hungry ass. The way the puckered edges feel against one’s tongue and lips, the way the smell covers one’s face, the way it gets wet from inside and how fucking delicious the ass juices coat the fingers taste. i could spend all day eating.

HELL WORLD

First World Problems: One of the sixteen variants of the new Evanescence album doesn't ship to the US so I could only preorder 15 of them with my credit card 😭

who died in Chicago I wanna know

Can we get an app for guys who want to eat it crazy style? Just fucking tongue that hole like nothing before

I used to take it as a compliment when I was a teenager (before I had ever worked a day in my life), but it's actually so offensive when neurotypical people think I'm normal even if they mean it in a good way. Sorry I'm not retarded enough to be nonverbal but not high functioning enough to work.

I wish I hadn't quit gymnastics when I was 9. I would have been such a flexible slut

it's kind of cunt that the music industry's solution to scalpers was to just make everything so impossibly expensive that literally no one could buy it in the first place

Fisted on a toilet is my kind of party

We should be proud to wear it everywhere 💦

Morgan McMichaels is so fucking hot

I love that they're not showing Ru's old busted makeup in the flashbacks to the early seasons

I genuinely don't know why artists don't just make all their tickets $10 at this point. They have the money to pay for their own tours

Tony the Tiger is so fucking hot I love when artists draw his dick head blue :)

I literally think I have no soul contract

And the planets of the universe go their way

I think about sucking dick so much sometimes I think there’s no possible way to go any deeper

is there a pill I can take or something to make me aromantic cause I genuinely cannot live with it

Repost to make it die faster

it would be so cunt to be at the next fake trump shooting and just keep sitting there while the cameras are rolling and the shots are firing and telling people "it's not real I need to finish my drink"

this is sending me

For thousands of years we, we Mentors and students, have existed. Our history is glorious and powerful and it is ours because our family is chosen, our line passed from person to person from antiquity to today. They painted over us, hid us, because we represent: freedom from their world, their rules

Dying within the last 14 years or so is craaaazy cause I'd be like "oh you just barely missed alien disclosure, suppressed tech, the split of the worlds to high and low planes, and all that in a few years"

This is how you make me nut.