mom: "you should go to Folsom you'd love it" me: "yeah I've wanted to for like 20 years" her: "so go! At least this one's in the country" me: "baby I need money"

excel is the opposite of incel 😇

drag name Vivian Vyvanse

someone at the club said "my friend said you have a touch of the tism and I said girl he's been EMBRACED by the tism" and I said I'm more like submerged in it

So adderall/Vyvanse barely help me at all even on the maximum dose (moving me from catatonic at worst to being able to speak while still accomplishing nothing at best) but since being on them I have to think "is this necessary?" about every post and sometimes it's just the pills talking and I delete

Your government has been captured by Israel. Your sons are born with microplastics in their balls. Facebook burned $80 billion dollars on Second Life. The oceans are dying. Fast food is $15 a person. Your Dad gave AI Reese Witherspoon your inheritance. You will never retire.

I hate it so fucking much

Remembering the time my mediumship coach said there were water wars by 2043 and the middle of America was a giant lake and thinking about how AI is destroying the water at an unprecedented rate

What's the perfect gif for your profile?

There should be a third person smiling and saying "enjoy the chains because some day they'll be gone"

literally just got shunned by a pup who used to fuck me when I tried to say hi lol

The fact that she really wrote a whole song about being 22 just shows that she has absolutely nothing important to say

😍 Boy actually kind of looks like me back in...well I shouldn't say when 🤤

tbh straights' "I want to have his baby" is weirder than 99% of what gay people say

It's literally so insane how new music isn't even available for purchase or download anymore. They just want you to "stream" it. The only way to own it is to make a low quality recording while it's playing

it's so cringe when TV characters have their moment where they ask God why she's giving them so much suffering like miss thing did you think you were special

Perfect

Had a lovely time with @robbinstloo.bsky.social recently

the way people outside of ameri*a blame every individual is truly...psychotic

do people know that the leopard means programmed sex slave yet

I was always told a billion seconds is some time after 32 years so I was always waiting to take a picture when I was a billion seconds old but I looked it up and it's actually after 31 years and I missed it

doctor doctor give me my lover

It would be so funny if other countries started accepting ceasefires and then immediately ignored and broke them against [the two countries destroying the world] since they always do

I'm sick which makes me feel lonely and wish I could be an annoying overtexter

I don't hate you I just do when I hear your voice

yes I’m clinically insane but that’s the price you pay for having this much poetic talent idk what to tell y’all except stop contributing to the ableist soul smashing machine of capitalism

Can my job just be fisting? How can I make my living just fisting all day?

My socks smell so fucking incredible after this heavy rain soaked them through my shoes. I want to keep wearing them for days

Had a magical weekend full of beautiful, beautiful boys, conversations about clairvoyant experiences, and many fists training my almost conquered hole ❤️

Breath in #manstink

gives reiki to your prostate when I'm fisting you

we demand the truth!!! ooooh but not THAT truth 😬

you ever think about how the abbreviation of the word "something," as a sharply cut off "som--," is a shorter enunciation than the word "some" itself

Manstink is good stink #stink #ripe #mansmells

only way to do it

Y'all are just making up famous people at this point

Mainstream discourse be like "Believe Survivors! EXCEPT if they survived project Monarch"

EVERYTHING autistic people do can be traced back to us being used to hive mind worlds. That thing where we change our mind about which way to go around a person 500 times in a second cause we're expecting everything to neatly fall in a line? That's hive mind baby

I'm surprised she didn't say "Drag is not a contact sport" again

My face hurts so muuuuch

Dreamed that I forgot to turn my calendar, I love being a psychic 🥰🔮

"all [committers of a certain crime] deserve a woodchipper" is Reactionary.

a birthday gift for @ernestotter.bsky.social

I have a deep need to be gaped deeply.

I call him Monsanto the way he’s takin my seeds

Do you ever stay in bed all day because you're depressed about not seeing your limerent object