Andrew
@filthtropolis.bsky.social
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New testimonial from tonight about being the rimming GOAT: "Have you ever had your ass eaten so good it was like getting your soul sucked through your cunt? When I feel good I fall asleep and I was going between falling asleep and gyrating like I was fucking a dementor with my pussy!"
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mom: "you should go to Folsom you'd love it" me: "yeah I've wanted to for like 20 years" her: "so go! At least this one's in the country" me: "baby I need money"
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excel is the opposite of incel ๐
about 5 hours ago
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drag name Vivian Vyvanse
about 6 hours ago
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Raunchands
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LthrBootsSkins - Oi Oi
6 days ago
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someone at the club said "my friend said you have a touch of the tism and I said girl he's been EMBRACED by the tism" and I said I'm more like submerged in it
2 days ago
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So adderall/Vyvanse barely help me at all even on the maximum dose (moving me from catatonic at worst to being able to speak while still accomplishing nothing at best) but since being on them I have to think "is this necessary?" about every post and sometimes it's just the pills talking and I delete
2 days ago
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Alex Numb Bear AI Slayer
2 days ago
Your government has been captured by Israel. Your sons are born with microplastics in their balls. Facebook burned $80 billion dollars on Second Life. The oceans are dying. Fast food is $15 a person. Your Dad gave AI Reese Witherspoon your inheritance. You will never retire.
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I hate it so fucking much
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3 days ago
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Remembering the time my mediumship coach said there were water wars by 2043 and the middle of America was a giant lake and thinking about how AI is destroying the water at an unprecedented rate
3 days ago
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What's the perfect gif for your profile?
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3 days ago
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There should be a third person smiling and saying "enjoy the chains because some day they'll be gone"
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4 days ago
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literally just got shunned by a pup who used to fuck me when I tried to say hi lol
6 days ago
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The fact that she really wrote a whole song about being 22 just shows that she has absolutely nothing important to say
6 days ago
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๐ Boy actually kind of looks like me back in...well I shouldn't say when ๐คค
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7 days ago
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Lame Jacobs
7 days ago
tbh straights' "I want to have his baby" is weirder than 99% of what gay people say
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It's literally so insane how new music isn't even available for purchase or download anymore. They just want you to "stream" it. The only way to own it is to make a low quality recording while it's playing
8 days ago
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it's so cringe when TV characters have their moment where they ask God why she's giving them so much suffering like miss thing did you think you were special
8 days ago
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much like your posting
9 days ago
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Had a lovely time with
@robbinstloo.bsky.social
recently
9 days ago
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the way people outside of ameri*a blame every individual is truly...psychotic
9 days ago
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do people know that the leopard means programmed sex slave yet
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9 days ago
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I was always told a billion seconds is some time after 32 years so I was always waiting to take a picture when I was a billion seconds old but I looked it up and it's actually after 31 years and I missed it
9 days ago
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doctor doctor give me my lover
10 days ago
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It would be so funny if other countries started accepting ceasefires and then immediately ignored and broke them against [the two countries destroying the world] since they always do
10 days ago
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I'm sick which makes me feel lonely and wish I could be an annoying overtexter
10 days ago
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I don't hate you I just do when I hear your voice
10 days ago
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Rhett Rhapsody, Rhesident of Chicago
16 days ago
yes Iโm clinically insane but thatโs the price you pay for having this much poetic talent idk what to tell yโall except stop contributing to the ableist soul smashing machine of capitalism
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Damien Prince ๐๐งฟโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
11 days ago
Can my job just be fisting? How can I make my living just fisting all day?
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My socks smell so fucking incredible after this heavy rain soaked them through my shoes. I want to keep wearing them for days
11 days ago
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Had a magical weekend full of beautiful, beautiful boys, conversations about clairvoyant experiences, and many fists training my almost conquered hole โค๏ธ
11 days ago
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18 days ago
Breath in
#manstink
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gives reiki to your prostate when I'm fisting you
12 days ago
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Rhett Rhapsody, Rhesident of Chicago
17 days ago
we demand the truth!!! ooooh but not THAT truth ๐ฌ
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18 days ago
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you ever think about how the abbreviation of the word "something," as a sharply cut off "som--," is a shorter enunciation than the word "some" itself
18 days ago
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Wally Pig
3 months ago
Manstink is good stink
#stink
#ripe
#mansmells
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only way to do it
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20 days ago
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Zay
about 1 month ago
Y'all are just making up famous people at this point
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Mainstream discourse be like "Believe Survivors! EXCEPT if they survived project Monarch"
22 days ago
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EVERYTHING autistic people do can be traced back to us being used to hive mind worlds. That thing where we change our mind about which way to go around a person 500 times in a second cause we're expecting everything to neatly fall in a line? That's hive mind baby
22 days ago
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I'm surprised she didn't say "Drag is not a contact sport" again
23 days ago
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My face hurts so muuuuch
24 days ago
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Dreamed that I forgot to turn my calendar, I love being a psychic ๐ฅฐ๐ฎ
25 days ago
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"all [committers of a certain crime] deserve a woodchipper" is Reactionary.
25 days ago
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a birthday gift for
@ernestotter.bsky.social
26 days ago
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Damien Prince ๐๐งฟโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
26 days ago
I have a deep need to be gaped deeply.
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Rhett Rhapsody, Rhesident of Chicago
26 days ago
I call him Monsanto the way heโs takin my seeds
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Do you ever stay in bed all day because you're depressed about not seeing your limerent object
26 days ago
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