The sweetest part of 2025 for me was getting to celebrate my 32nd birthday while Charlie Kirk didn't 😇

Someone stop me before I hyperfixate on collecting all 1200+ Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys books...I'm already on a mission to collect all Kate Bush music in every color and cover art. And I have 1 hundred dollars in my bank account. Can a millionaire please marry me already

Just had a dream that artists were releasing 3D music videos that you could look around in with a VR headset and honestly don't know why we're not doing this yet

I guess I'm gonna have to start using this place for facebook statuses (talking to myself with my thoughts) but don't worry you'll still get dick

Kristoff is just begging to get snow plowed ❄️ #Gooeyween2025

WOW....👀👀👀

that feeling of relief when the weird one unfollows you

They deleted my Facebook after 16 years 😭 I guess they didn't like me putting Charley getting his thrussy blasted as my cover photo lmfao

"I asked chatgpt--" I asked Bess and George and they said AI is for pussies

I want to be Yen Sid when I grow up

I'm actually so pissed Lady Gaga hasn't said anything about Palestine in two years. I know it's silly to get mad about one random person, but I've always loved her, and with her level of reach and influence she absolutely has a responsibility to say something.

But can she give us the Death of a Showgirl?

I might not be on here for a while cause I'm really busy

Fairy? No no no. Radical Fearie. I strike fear into the hearts of men

I can’t stop eating ripe butthole

Yummy..👅

I need a Ganymede to my Zeus

I need someone to do this to each other with 24/7. This is my favorite thing in the world.

I wonder if it will be too late if I ever become high functioning enough to go out and join in. If all of this will be gone, and only fascism will remain.

Please don't ride uncut cock so hard 😅 we can't just shove it all the way in because we have a frenulum. I don't want it to rip off

Whenever I do enough poppers, the next day I may have a pulse of numbness in the middle of either one of my big toes right here, that will permanently last until I take a gabapentin. Does anyone else experience anything like this?

TCAP was one of the most evil shows ever. Leave them men alone

I hate when people say parently

I've never physically cruised in my life and need someone to show me how. Wish I had been 20 years ago

As a Vinyl Record Collector I really don’t think an album needs more than two different pressings. Give me the general and a limited edition - we don’t need 15 different colours/editions that’s just capitalism and destroying the planet 😩

Do normal people not have their guts making noise 24/7? I always wonder what I could do about it if I was like a dancer or singer or something. 😂

I have such a crush on Viñas Deluxe

actually really hurt that the guy who called me his scatboi crush denied my follow request on ig but others are following him

If you're reading this you can do this to me. My hole is always open for all the men of the world

if you look like this DM me

What do you know about living in Turbulent Indigo?

this is probably bad and I'm still glad he's dead but tbh I hadn't heard much about CK before and now that he's everywhere he's kind of cute...I mean before the rotting and decomposition and all that

Has anyone told gen alpha that typing with several extended letters is obnoxious as fuck?

I cannot believe Scruff has stories now

I'm reminded of how, apparently it's that easy to shoot people after all, but the dictator really wants you to think someone tried it and missed 😂 twice

Sorry but thank you

He's cute. I'd love to join in if I drove by him. The dedication to nudity to the point that we don't even have shoes on is my kinda boy.

That's my bro vanshuffer from twitter

cute date idea

@nicholascresta.bsky.social I'd love to eat all those loads out of you

And fuck his Nazi ass bitch wife too tbh

It wasn't real 😭 I knew it was too good to be true

I hate having a fully developed prefrontal cortex, I want video games to be hard and scary again 😫 and the sex was amazing of course

Drag name Donkey Hotay

The extermination of that little nazi is genuinely one of the funniest events of my lifetime

SEPTEMBER 10 WAS MARIE LAVEAU'S BIRTHDAY HAHAHAHA Those Etsy witches came THROOOOUGH

The streets must flood with the blood from the necks of a billion more of his people.