“Your body is a temple” Bitch my body is a fucking orphanage that dads have been dumping into for years.

Reminds me of a man’s basement I used to get tied up in. 🥵

Fuck I miss summer so much

My Mormon and other workers (including the FUCKING MARRIED LESBIAN COUPLE) are all talking about how glad they are they switched to watch the “real American halftime show that they could actually understand”. Patients too. I expected the Mormons. But the MARRIED LESBIANS.

All this plus one ‘tome of useless knowledge that no one cares about and isn’t useful at all’

Sometimes I just like to stare at your dick. Because dicks are fucking amazing. I want to admire it.

Same, but I would also like to milk them.

This is my ideal weekend honestly.

Today would be a perfect day for a few men to come over and manhandle me for a while.

😭😭😭

Chatherine???!?? Out of ALLLLLL THE FUCKING OPTIONS to choose from, CATHERINE FUCKING O’HARA was the name picked???? What. The. Fuck.

…..I should text him

For those wondering— doing this immediately short circuits my brain in the best way.

A mischievous redhead man with a glint of wild magic in his eyes would fix me.

You ever see a man that makes you just want to offer your services anytime he needs? Clean his house, cook, run his errands, give him your holes?

Dreamed about a guy I used to know. We fell out of touch forever ago. But damn we had some fun times. It was a hot dream, woke up leaking so I went ahead and finished off in his honor. People come and go in life, but they stay in your spank bank forever. Is that true immortality?

So far today one patient has said ‘we should all just agree to disagree’ and a different patient said ‘sometimes we all have to do things we don’t want and sacrifice for the greater good’ WHILE talking about Germany in WWII. We’ve been open 90 mins. Today might be the day I lose my job folks.

I call this one ‘Requiem for a Dream’.

Being locked is such an amazing experience.

Started a play through during the snowstorm. (why yes I am single what gave it away) Was having fun, blitzing along leveling up finding all the things……and then I get to this part and just. Gah. Where the sexy bf in a jockstrap to encourage me to keep going?

Goddamn I miss the old tumblr days. We truly didn’t appreciate what we had.

This is what home feels like.

Today’s cardio was two hours of shoveling snow. Ya boy is SPENT.

Someone please. I need this.

Perfect way to spend a snow day

Too angry right now. Leave a message. Come back later.

Absolutely too cold to hook up unless you have a sauna or hot tub.

I’m suffering from HBFA… . . . Hot boys far away.

Fill it up gentlemen.

Dads can be good boys too 😈 #mcm #gaysex #porn #cocksucker #daddy

Sometimes I really miss my catering days.

Actual relationship goals

I took several days to live like it was 1990. No internet. No doomscrolling. Only used tech for music. No podcasts. Real books as much as I could. Simple cooking. Not even any porn. I know that sounds crazy for me right? No porn?? Me???!? Highly recommend it gents.

I really hope I get out in the same gulag as a lot of you. I think we could get along really well.

I got your humpday seat right here gentlemen.

This is what life is all about gentlemen.

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

i don’t wanna monday i wanna be naked online with my friends instead

I know I shouldn’t be surprised at this point, and to an extent I am not. But I am still filled with sorrow at dismay at how far people are still going to rationalize the Orange. And I’m sick of it. No. You cannot be a ‘good’ person and excuse him. Fuck you and your religion

Ce cul..

Fuck I miss Summer

Diggin around this beautiful hole with my big tongue 😈 Shot from my favorite underneath angle, new video up on the OF #gay

It’s my birthday! Enjoy these ;)

I think I’m gonna make this acct slutty again

ST is finally over — as someone that never watched it but whose coworkers and boss had a Christmas lights countdown going for weeks and only talked of that and nothing else Have I at last atoned for how obnoxious I was as a GoT fan? Have my sins been absolved? My penance paid? Am I forgiven?

I am addicted to naked men. I want them. I crave them. There is no cure. I’ve known since I was 5. It’s a pretty distinct memory of staring at a muscle circus man in a Disney Pinocchio book and feeling dizzy. No one conditioned me. I wasn’t abused or assaulted. It’s always been so.

I swear Canada just breeds hotter men. And I need those men to breed me. 🫠