i know the first week at a new job isn’t supposed to be effortless but every day has been a constant reminder of how disabled i am (not just physically) and how terrible i am at asking for accommodations because of past experiences with not being believed/taken seriously anyway i love living in hell

Happy Pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

pretty wild that laptops just don't have CD drives anymore

i'm in a very chips and salsa era of my life

i really need to be better about keeping my hummingbird feeder filled bc they bring me so much joy

should i finish this tonight or go to the club

wait was last week's episode not the hacks finale?? i'm so confused

I GOT THE JOB

oomf said i need to show more pit

back on vyvanse for the first time in almost a year and i forgot how badly it makes me want to overshare lmao

bro i’m so tired of going on job interviews pls send the meteor already

felt cheeky idk

bombed a job interview today and feeling down about it lol

vulnerability hangover 🤡

why does my mother text like trump 😭

last night i went on the best date i've been on in years (shared a slice of oreo cheesecake and made out in his car)

[bernie sanders voice] the billionaires

we need a federal law banning hold music

this week can end now thank u

hit my out-of-pocket maximum two days before my health insurance expires

“golden hour!!!” girl it is 3pm

i will suck off whoever implements a "turn off reposts" option here

pool day

instagram liked this one

i always forget how good the attack of the clones soundtrack is

how have i still not installed aurebesh on this laptop

i’m almost high enough to put on attack of the clones

so nefarious that ig chooses ads for you where the model is a hot guy you think you already follow so you linger on the video for a tragic length of time

paying to use public transit when you already pay taxes feels a lot like being subscribed to an onlyfans account that hides all its content behind a paywall

good morning bloomfs

omggg the job i recently applied for that i was most excited about just emailed me asking to set up an interview

i live on the first floor of my building and it's fucking WILD to me that total strangers see my open window and think that means they can speak to me through it

my life for the past few months has been an unending barrage of bad news pls do not tell me anything else unless it is good news thank you

day three of food poisoning

am i hearing THUNDER

how do i get those thumbprints above my ass

saw THE cutest boy at the coffee shop but i’m way too autistic to ever actually shoot my shot 🤡

i hope the next hour of her shift is good to her

i love smelling flowers

$50 didn’t even come CLOSE to filling my gas tank 😭

this failed to trap my crush on ig well it’s over

i am not having a baja blast

It’s March 29th

hi bloomfs

THIS HAPPENED IN APPLETON

well babes it looks like tonight is scrapfest (throwing together a golden corral-esque platter using my assorted leftovers from the week)

being unemployed can fortunately be fun. why shouldn’t i take a gummy and watch crossroads

i have to leave for a date in 15 minutes and i still don’t know what i’m wearing

💙🩵

homoerotic nintendo ads you are so missed