Someone from Nebraska should make an album called New Jersey

For sale: fancies, never tickled.

"Actually it's /Doctor/ Bojangles now."

Really excited to start working on my nautical horror / college slice-of-life novella "Seas Get Degrees"

A psychedelic dental clinic named Enamel Collective.

Way too large of a serving for a dog.

Nicole Kidman is the most patronizing name in show business. She is obviously not a kid or a man. Get fucking real.

If you're gonna sell your wares to vampires, your bottles gotta to be corked with woe.

Hannah Montana on a dairy farm: "Hey now, hey now, this is what creams are made of."

It's always refreshing when a chef knows how to harmonize different broths with the given ingredients.

🕵🏻‍♀️ Lars McCoy on the new tabs out 🥤🍽️

Really enjoying this new Gumby's Junk album. Reminds me a lot of 2010s OSR Tapes: gumbys-junk.bandcamp.com/album/busine...

This is who they are mourning as a terrible loss to the conservative movement and to the American conversation - in his own words:

look up any of the founders of these companies and you will pretty much exclusively find that they are former law enforcement. they profit off of fear while encouraging the conditions that cause this. we have far too many cops and far too much cop culture in this country.

They really spoiled the movie for everyone with this poster. It's like, great, now that I've seen the knee and know there's nothing wrong with it, I can save myself 105 minutes and do something besides watching this to find out if there's something weird going with the knee.

If I was a researcher, the last thing I would want is someone messing around with my chemicals and serums.

A bowl is simply the weirdest plate you could possibly imagine.

For Bandcamp Friday, my label Activated Skeleton has two new releases out: Atmospheric concrete and found sound work on Stomachache's "Presque Vu" And "Endless Waltz" by Lars McCoy, mukbang inspired misophonia noise. activatedskeleton.bandcamp.com

"Liege I was born a ramblin' person" - The Allman Siblings

I've had White Castle exactly two times. It has taught me that Satan is staring at me and is actively trying to diminish my quality of life

Aight man.

Tired: Macaroni and Cheese Inspired: Macaroni or Cheese

it’s that time of year again

Krispy Kreme has once again rejected my mascot proposal named "Chris Pee-Cream"

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

Whenever folks bring up the history of cops and government officials undercutting protest movements and escalating police response via duplicitous action, there is inevitably a chorus of disbelievers. Well, this is as as clear and current as it gets.

The biggest mistake I see in discussions of trans people's healthcare is the idea that hormones and the like are some special service just for us when really all kinds of people access the same health care for all kinds of reasons but they are *withheld* from us because we are trans

No one exudes an aura of "I've seen shit" like people that wear hi-vis vests while biking.

If I ran a record store, I would file all of The Body’s records under the “V” section, for Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

OOIOO

My husband getting into Ween has been a trip. I’m showing him 16 year old videos of them on Y*utube that my friends and I watched in high school, like, the week they were uploaded.

It is a unique joy to have a 3 month old Pomeranian run laps across the living room while YMO plays on the stereo.

Famous Wearers

Feeling very unrepresented after finding out Men In Black (1997 dir. Barry Sonnenfeld) is not included in Criterion Channel’s “LGBTQ+ Favorites” collection.

I know deep in my heart that someone somewhere has had to type “Encenathrakh” into a Microsoft Teams message bar and hit “send.”

If you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually one writes a Shakespeare play. Similarly, if you give a hundred 13-year-olds a hundred one-hitters filled with bad weed, all of them eventually come up with the lyrics to "Abracadabra" by The Steve Miller Band

In case this doesn't obviously read as a joke, there are definitely things about Nebraska that I love. Working a shift at a pizza restaurant with a bunch of cool, queer punks and afterwards immediately biking 10 miles out of the city and resting on a hill high enough to look out on endless farmland.

Tonight I was informed by a fellow Nebraskan that it’s not a common at sporting events for a man with a hotdog shaped gun to shoot hot dogs into the audience. I am realizing there are things about Nebraska that I actually like.

We need a slur for people who want to critique art without actually engaging with it.

I think Tim Walz just fucking cut me off.

This is what I’d say if I was being ambushed and my cat had a gun.

A German hunting dog that likes quiet textual music with an emphasis on open space. A Wandelweiser Weimaraner.

Eartheater

GY!BE “Sleep” Voice: “We used to gender the family emoji, gender it how ever we want. They don’t do that anymore. Things changed, you see. They don’t gender the family emoji anymore.”

Every single one of these politicians is a mass murderer (or aspiring mass murderer) and should be treated as such.