Whichever Roman god is responsible for sleep, I need them to drag my ace ass to bed

Growing has been deemed too OP and will now require a periodic skill check

I've grown 8 feet taller for you pls respond

I'd seize the means of production for you <3

If you have fur... you are liable to be grabbed by the scruff if you misbehave

His smile says "love <3" shame his actions to the city say "crunch crunch muehehehe >:3"... maybe even ">:3c"

SNOW!! (or rather, slush, but sshhhh)

There is something pretty hot about being tiny and sneaking to watch the buff macros at the gym during a workout... If not unawarely stepped, some may get discovered and slurped up during their push-up session... Kurt © @kurtcbrox.bsky.social Roshan © me Vanilla © @vanilla-kitty.bsky.social

I just read digivolve as digivore...

The Sun is shining in my face... I'm gonna eat the Sun.

Wishing you all a safe and happy start to 2026! 💜🎉 Ten (raven hair) belongs to my dear friend Semekord. Rain (red hair) and the Raskei species belong to @tidekeeper.bsky.social Do not steal them. I'll ruin your galaxy. >8U

Forgot to do a ball drop joke this year... I guess I'll have to drop two balls next time

Very Late Biceptember Piece but Zain is coming in strong for the new year...i don't think those underwear are going to hold there bud! Commission done for @beheyeen.bsky.social

Are we in the "saying dick in front of each other" stage of our friendship?

"You are within walking distance" hits different when you live provinces away

muscular_male hyper_penis landscape_dwarfing

Rous and Thorne hold a friendly competition~ Rous (feathers) [he/him] and the Rheitvas species belong to my dear friend Semekord, for whom this was a gift. ♥ Thorne (green) [he/him] and the Maelin species belong to @tidekeeper.bsky.social Do not steal them. They've got a city to outgrow. 👀

Looks like Rous is taking the lead~ 👀 Rous (bright feathers) [he/him] and the Rheitvas species belong to my dear friend Semekord. ♥ Thorne (green skin) [he/him] and the Maelin species belong to @tidekeeper.bsky.social Do not steal them. They'd probably be tricky to move at the moment. 👀

Everybody putting their stuff on VHS tapes and floppies trying to be cool Put it on a CED. Go on. I dare you; you won't, nerd (I would also accept LD, though that's objectively less cool)

be sure to not shrink them down too much or they will break the fabric of reality #macro #sizesky #furry

*gives your sheath a smooch while you're snoozin*

Absorb/posses friends to make them take care of themselves

noodle dragons

"WHERE IS THE FUCKING HITBOX?!?!" ^ somebody trying to fight Xoddiel ^

Keep smooching them fish paws and maybe I'll make them bigger for ya'~ >:3c

Waking up every day to desires of escalating property damage

(Upgraded!) Sketch requested by @xoddiel.me during December's Supporter-sponsored stream. Xoddiel (orca) [he/him] and Kantor (lynx) [he/him] belong to @xoddiel.me Do not steal them. Thieves don't get invited to snowball fights. 👀

"Just one more foot bigger" Do you believe him? [ Yes ] [ No ] [ Hell No ]

So I am a shy, introverted, and just overall socially anxious person, but man... so far I'm enjoying suiting in public A LOT lol Just seeing a random person walk by with an amused smile while we just give each other a little wave makes me grin so freaking much XP

Walking on the Moon is unimpressive. Woking on the Moon tho

The fish will grant thy wish

The number of times I said "I'm not Therian, but..." has been going up recently

Holding hands and kissing while I'm balls-deep in your (horse)cock about to blow~

Huge, macro, HEAVY sheath pressed against the glass facade of a "large" building >:3c

Just realized I've been sporting this wonderful profile pic by @koorikitsune.bsky.social for over two years now XP I should switch it up again hmmmm

Well, first time explaining to a TSA agent what a fursuit is lol Dude pulled out the nondescript grey bag and I don't think it was what he was after, but curiosity got the better of him. He just saw it and started laughing. Asked me if I sing on TV show XD

"Awwww, he came to snugg <3" Me, coming to steal your body heat: "You fool muhahAHAHAHAH"

okay, co-op games but nobody is allowed to speak English is freaking hilarious

Hi, my name is Xoddiel and I'm a macroholic

Go on. Pick that soap up; you won't >:3

But what if the hyper tips touched :3c

Sorry I'm out of dialogue options. Come back later

"I thought we were friends :c" "Friends are food too~" I say as I *G U L P*

I'll OwO and UwU all over you And that's a promise <3

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Christmas. Just in a week. Can you guys believe it? Christmas. Just in a week. Woohoo. I'm so happy about this information. Christmas!

People out here posting pics of their home-made garlic bread like... jeez dude, tag your filthy porn smh

A growy macro under hypnosis and control...

*adds a number station to make it more spooky*

full of barely-contained urge for H U G E