Opened up my office computer today and vacuumed out all the dust. She's quiet as a kitten now <3 This is just a reminder to give the hard-workin' woman in your life a good thorough suck now and then.

i THINK i fixed a bug in my joystick/discord bot that was failing to manage roles in some servers. also the notice bot now has an experimental feature that will allow you to suppress auto shoutouts for users by adding them to the shoutout list with a '-' before their name, i.e. '-breakfast'

Chuck Schumer is about to ask Elmo to tone down his violent rhetoric.

I'll always love a bear but I am really entering my twink appreciation era.

Albeit with a limited tip menu to allow my back to continue to heal, I think I'll be doing a stream this weekend!

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

Ah yes the "Music of Latin America" mix! Featuring artists from all your favorite Latin American countries, like....France, Turkey, and Armenia!

Fell down the stairs while getting ready for the spa today and got a compression fracture in my spine. Doctor says he'd expect a full recovery and it's minor, but I'll not be streaming for a few weeks. Really puts a damper on my exercise progress!

I'm trying not to overwork myself and fizzle out, but I'm genuinely enjoying the gym so much. I used to be much more active in general, but I became more sedentary following my surgery. Getting on the treadmill and elliptical machine feels amazing and I sweat so much but it feels so good.

“I wish I had a big dick” it definitely has its perks, but just to warn after you piss: you will shake your cock and shake your cock and shake your cock, but when you put your dick back in your pants, a little piss may dribble out in your underwear regardless.

Planet Fitness was really welcoming! Had new member orientation and then a strength class and some cardio! Learned that ellipticals don't work for me 'cause of my long-ass legs. Also, I was kinda surprised how small the locker rooms are. Not unpleasant or crowded, just smaller than I'd envisioned.

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

I wanna go to Mixers' Chistmas Eve Underwear Party so fucking BADDDDDDDD but I have a cold 😭 Christmas Eve won't fall on a Jocks and Socks night again until 2031.

You rarely hear about the fourth ghost, who showed Scrooge how he’d look with bangs

Good to get naked after a long day visiting family!

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Whenever I say I’m getting a massage, guys nod sagely and say “happy ending?” No bitch. If I want a half hearted hand job from someone who doesn’t like me - I’ll do it myself

Nothing is more damaging to my reputation as a top than the way I act in straight guys' rooms on Joystick.

Today, I learned that the way I had always instinctively interpreted the old lady who swallowed the fly song is not the most common interpretation. While the interpretation I discovered tonight makes more sense (though is still obviously silly), mine is funnier, imho.

I'll post a dick pic tomorrow or whatever, but this Kellogg's box has got me mad.

NO, it's fucking NOT! For a given volume, a sphere famously has the LEAST surface area to glaze! Also, this is not the correct formula for the surface area of a torus!

I'm a little nervous that the one stop my husband and I are making on our European trip where we don't speak the language at all is also the one place that we're not meeting someone who lives there and can help us out. How do you say "Please don't hate me, I'll be on my way in 24 hours" in French?

Spent last night at a friend's house playing board games and snuggling, and this morning huffin' pits and lickin' hole and gettin' my dick sucked. Just got back, and my husband ordered me Ethiopian food. God is good.

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.

in Europe there's something in the water that will make a complete stranger tell you that they can go doctor for free, and you should ask for public healthcare because it's clearly better. in America there's just poison in the water. we are all fighting our own battles

Me gustó Lux. Voy a tener que escucharlo otra vez, pero entiendo por que a la gente gay le gusta Rosalía. Estoy seguro de que si hable mas español, lo disfrutaría mas. Tal vez lo puedo escuchar cada mes, y intentar entender mas mientras aprendo.

Home from the bar. Night night, everybody.

I agree but I suspect it's for different reasons.

There's tons I disagree with Saagar Enjeti on, but some libs truly have a cardboard cutout of him in their heads that they project opinions onto. Conservatives are not incapable of individual thought. They can disagree with Trump's actions.

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

Leaving in a few minutes to go see my new massage therapist! I got a bandaid on my toe where I just had surgery and I packed a spare bandaid and my neosporin in case this one comes off. I hope this guy is good, 'cause he's very local (like <2 miles from my house) and very reasonably priced!

This is how we free ourselves - INTERVENE

I'm eating a hot dog wrapped in a flour tortilla with onion and spicy pickles and dijon mustard and i think that maybe love is real and human connection is the underlying magic that God spoke into existence when he said "Let there be light"

I wanna get one of those facial massages where they put their hands inside your mouth and massage the insides of your cheeks.

The censorship will continue until free speech improves

If the jacked 50-something I saw today at Eataliano Market and Deli with the broad aquiline nose and the white tank top sees this: Sir, I would do things to your balls and hole that you've never dreamed of. Please.

I have long found Brian Tyler Cohen obnoxious. I have little interest in the Chorus/1630 story, and none of my opinion of him is on moral grounds (except that some of his arguments are flimsy, but whatev.) I just think he's annoying.

Seems that recovering from a cold triggers the same reaction in my brain as recovering from a hangover: A rare urge to bottom

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never forget that a kind word can uplift someone you've never met, leaving the world better off than if you hadn't written it

Still not in LOVE with how the barber did my beard, but it's not so bad as it was day 1.

One of the downsides of having cut my own hair for like a decade is that I don't know what magic words to say to barbers to get the haircut I want. They ask what I'm looking for and I don't know like....any of the terminology? Anyway I'm still mad about what my barber did to my beard today.

“wisdom” tooth my ass this bitch dumb af trying to come out horizontally

Posted an announcement about new Discord/Joystick.tv integration in their official server, same day as an underwear pic w/ visible shaft. Got more likes on the feature update than on the pic... SO tired of only being seen as some competent developer! When will I be respected for my cock?!

One thing about me, I love calling a person by their title.

Got my outfit picked out for camping next month!

not TWO hot guys coming to my place after the bar and snugglin' on my bed!

Made our reservations at a gay campground in WV for this August! Anyone here ever been to Roseland? Anything a first timer should know?