Why does every man love Typhlosion

Cleaned out all my email inboxes please clap

I have given up on football as a sport.

insane game, makes zero sense, wildly varying character writing, kodaka put every fetish he had into this game and even ones he wasn't into. i have played over 100 hours of it

Our #toxicyurivnjam entry! 🎉 written by @el3phantbird.bsky.social , art & code by me "rot with me": a disability horror yuri VN reflecting on the delicate line between resting and rotting. - 5k words, ~20-30 min - 18+ - 2 endings - 90+ images - hEDS screener extra bird-king.itch.io/rot-with-me

Went to a new local family owned resturant but the food was so expensive and mid and looked NOTHING like the AI photos on the website/menu lmaooo. I'm booboo the fool.

Need someone to cosplay TM Revolution Hot Limit

Need this game to drop soon because I’m considering getting into fights on r/worldcup

My fake bitch cat will pretend he hates my roommate and then cuddle with her when he thinks I'm not looking. You can never trust men.

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you're locked in i'm tucked in 😴😴😴😴 good night

is this allowed

Noticed that I had $30 in paypal balance that I don't remember the source of so I had to log in and check my transaction history, only to find a note from @iamwomanking.bsky.social saying "bucees big meat" fkjsdfd

need to always talk about duscur within the framework of the ainu genocide and the fight to be legally recognised as an indigenous nation with legal rights in japan and how bushido is funnelled as an equivalent to a european code of chivalry into japanese nationalism. but I can't on my fuck account

You’ve bumped your last chicken

doing wellfare checks by looking at my switch friends list and seeing who has clocked over 500+ on fire emblem

I wore the cursed $142 blue lock hawiian shirt to @picaricanica.bsky.social 's wedding

dimilix yuri? dimilix yuri for your international yuri day?

Had a dream that @saintconsumed.bsky.social drove me home in a dimitri itasha

I don't have to prove my track record to the boar. I have been the most relevant and impactful swordsman of my—and any—generation for over 5 years now. You can't really debate that. There's no swordsman bigger than me who's had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die t

making friends as an adult is easy. just post enough deranged tweets about the dimilix zucchini fucking fic and one day you'll get a save the date invite from the writer 🥹

"just hit him with your car!!" and other things we said during this movie

Mpreg yaoi getting pregnant in the butt, call that the Backwombs

dimilix about to do crazy things to sylvain's cervix

52% of voters on my ig poll are saying Izumi Mitsuki has a micropenis instead of a fat dick and now I know how it feels to find out your friends voted for Tr

is anyone having any fun on any social media of any kind....... and be honest if you please.....

doing wellfare checks by looking at my switch friends list and seeing who has clocked over 500+ on fire emblem

need her (crest of the beast girl)

can't have shit in fhirdiad

Yes I like to bait my wives to see who's paying attention to me on da world wide web

For years the boar prince and I were inseparable

friendship with hockey over, dimilix is my new friend again

I see my wife tweet about fimble bimble. I open nintendo direct and the fe preview is playing. The preview ends. I close nintendo direct.

couponmaxxing my ulta order: 10% off sitewide code + $5 in rewards points + subscription 10% off + $10 off via my cc deals

I don't know if I have the emotional capacity for this nintendo direct but let's fucking go

Wish someone would wrap my medication in cheese

which blue lion threatens to get knocked up rather than get traded to an expansion team

was planning to make some of my friends and some ocs in tomodachi life but instead we’re fucking making Kuroo Tetsurou

gonna rt questionable knmc things until someone notices

just processed the fact that @birdking.bsky.social is french and idk why that's so funny to me

謎落書き🐈‍⬛実くん

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Some of you don't have a cat that constantly endangers anything on a high surface thus forcing you to live in fear and it shows.

萩原姉弟

I don't care if Monday's chopped Tuesday's cringe and Wednesday flopped Thursday feels like playing QWOP It's Friday, I'm in love 🎶

happy pride month to him