Whoops. I forgot that I have a Bluesky account.

Distracting co-worker behavior #caturday #catsky

Happy Friday. #witchsky

Manifest w/me for a second. Imagine your #1 must-have for your forever house. Mine is for sure leaded windows, & obv the entire Tudor house that they would have to be attached to. 🏰 Imagining our future selves in our dream homes can be a powerful motivator, and it’s definitely my happy place.✨

Today’s stupid little walk for my stupid little mental health #longisland #realtor #portjefferson #realestate

I have tried writing this post like 7 times.

Let the house go for a few days while we were all sick. I will likely finish binge-watching Game of Thrones before I conquer this. ❄️ #decluttering #tweens #sendhelp

Zippy by the fire 🔥 #caturday #catsky #bengal

Do not, I repeat do *not* ever utter the words “oh we’ve actually been pretty lucky so far this flu season” while still in the middle of flu season. 🤧

TikTok isn’t fun anymore. Can Bluesky handle this?

💸 "Just cosmetic," but at what cost? 🤔 Here's the avg breakdown for common upgrades on a 2,000 sq. ft. home: * Carpet removal: $7,500 * Painting: $10,000 * Countertops: $4,000 * Windows: $10,000 * Siding: $17,000 On Long Island? Expect even higher prices. Full story here: youtube.com/shorts/g8W8L...

What happens if you over- price your home? NOTHING. What to do instead: youtube.com/shorts/mObZW... #realestate #longisland #realestateagent #1sttimehomebuyer #sellmyhouse #relocation

What kind of cruel joke is Starbuck’s not having the medicine ball on their DoorDash menu during flu season?? #flu #winter

I have a few last minute spots open for my March trip to Iceland! If you were watching my last trip, this is the same itinerary! Join us March 14th-20th! Bookings CLOSE TOMORROW!

I can show you how. And no, the answer isn’t to just spend more on better materials. It’s to have a strategy. Link in profile to get on my email list & be 1st to know when my No More Bad Flips (working title, obv) class is ready to go 🏡 #houseflipping #realestate #realestateinvestor #contractor

It does not matter where in my house I’ve just been sitting. If I get up for 3.7 seconds, this guy’s stealing my seat. #cat #caturday #tiktokrefugee #witchtokrefugee #witchsky #catmom

Right now is an EXCELLENT time to start planning. (Before the market gets crowded in Spring) If a big move has been on yr mind, let’s chat🏡 #longislandrealestate #realestateagent #longislandrealtor #realestate #sellmyhouse #homeselling #sellmyhousefast #relocation #internationalrealestate

Waking up with plans for something joyful (sledding) only to have them extinguished by a nasty virus (an actual virus) feels on brand today. #tiktokrefugee #witchtokregugee #witchsky

Remember to take care of your mental health tomorrow. Pick a wall you don't like in your house. Grab a golf club. Hit that wall as many times as you feel like. Congrats, you're renovating and de-stressing

There it is. #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee

He sums it up pretty well here youtu.be/7qJabadNYh4?...

Remind me again of the DSM 5 term for someone who creates a problem solely to swoop in & save the masses from said problem? Asking for 170M friends. 🍊 #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

Doing a lot of this today. More in my book - High Vibe Home. Linked in my profile. #highvibehome #traumahealing #interiors #witchtok #4amclub

@aaronparnas.bsky.social seeing us out ✌🏻☹️ #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee #4amclub

Up at 4am post-TikTok feels like up at 4am post-election. #4amclub #tiktokrefugee

My final TikTok scroll, stuck in a perpetual loop of Charlie Puth serenading us all goodbye #tiktokrefugee #4amclub @charlieputhupdates.bsky.social

Current status: 🦉 #cat #bengal

Pretty impressive that the guy who wants to — and probably will be —SECDEF can’t name a single ASEAN country. Absolute clown show.

When book club is tomorrow & you forgot to read the book. Again. #bookclub #longisland #singlemoms

This might be a surprise if you’ve never sold your 🏡 before: It costs $$$ to sell your home. How to save & still get stunning listing photos? Stage your house, *strategically* Top 5 areas: Living Room, Kitchen, *a* bathroom, *a* bedroom, outdoors. My book High Vibe Home tells exactly how to do it.

If I’m not posting on here it’s probably because most words that I have to say might get me into trouble. Photos & cat videos are far less controversial.

My Saturday night plans include catching up on GOT & girl-dinner, with a whole lot of this:

Anyone elses’s cat insist on sniffing the camera EVERY time? No? Just mine? #caturday

It’s freezing 🥶 but,

Up early on a weekend for no reason other than to have my tea in front of the fireplace, trees lit, Christmas music on, working on my Christmas puzzle - while it’s super calm & no one is awake yet. Grandma level unlocked - 10/10 recommend 🎄

About time for my annual single-mom holiday reminder: Buy yourself a present. It does not have to be expensive. But you owe it to yourself & those babies to not have them watch you accept crumbs at the holidays.They are watching & they’ll accept for themselves what you teach them to accept. ❤️

Mood:

Me remembering I have a Bluesky account. Whoopsie

@barrettpall.bsky.social following you over the years from TikTok to IG & now here has been like my own little game of tag 🤣

Hi. We’re new here. This is Zippy.

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:

Oz?? OZ??!! 🙄😒😖🫠🤦🏻‍♀️

Dear Bluesky - you might not know this about me yet, but I am actually *not* a massive fan of AI fantasy art. Not sure where we went wrong, but please for the love of god, no more.

Life tip: when someone has headphones in, they’re not looking for a conversation.

Swedish Chef/Rapper’s Delight…

It’s the nineteenth. THE NINETEENTH, I TELL YOU. #astrology #astro #singlemom

Finding my favorite ppl on here is like having anxiety when you walk into a party alone, then exhaling when you look around & see everyone who you’d hoped would be there.

Divorce Real Estate: like regular real estate, but divorcier. #divorce #divorceattorney #realestate #realtor #longisland #newyork #singlemom