I am currently single without a girlfriend. I would hope that my future girlfriend would allow me to have an MFF Threesome with her and one of her female friends. That definitely would be my favourite birthday or Christmas present I could ever want.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I am a people pleaser and I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy. I wouldn't want to disappoint her and always stay within her relationship boundaries. Her happiness would always be my priority.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I definitely would love to go to a sex shop with my future girlfriend. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, so I'd love to be there when she buys dildos & vibrators. Her sex toys aren't my competition but would help me to sexually satisfy her in bed.

With babes on my trip to the Philippines 🇵🇭

@pimlicat.bsky.social: “It’s long overdue for the UK to take Trump at face value, and recognise it's time we fully align with our friends in Europe, which our polling and economic research has shown can help shield our economy from continued assault from the US, like no other policy lever.”

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I would happily give up masturbating with and/or without porn if my future girlfriend considers that as cheating on her. I would always want to stay within her relationship boundaries. I am people pleaser by nature. I would unconditionally love her.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I would definitely forgive my future girlfriend if she cheated on me with another man. I would hope it wasn't my fault for not giving her enough love, attention and wanting to feel wanted. Her happiness would be my priority. I'd unconditionally love her.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size. I also prematurely ejaculate, so I hope she wouldn't be disappointed I easily cum within two minutes. 😔

In many parts of the world, the disastrous ‘War on Drugs’ is winding down. But legalisation brings its own problems, with the rise of the drug commodity driving corporate concentration and deepening inequality.

I don't get it?

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size. I would happily wear a penis sleeve like the one shown for my future girlfriend to add extra inches if she wants more than I naturally have. I'd unconditionally love my future girlfriend and want to please her.

Every time you cross a border in Europe you get a welcome message from your phone provider which, in the case of 🇫🇷 Free, seems to lean heavily into national stereotypes. So 🇬🇧 gets Fish & Chips, 🇮🇹 gets Mamma-recipe cooking, 🇪🇸 gets 'funny' pronunciation and poor old Belgium gets . . . nothing at all

The UK needs Proportional Representation first, so every vote matters. Plus, it would help new political parties be able to form and become the government.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. Kira, just because you're a porn star it isn't an excuse for a man to cheat on you with another woman. P.S. If I was lucky enough to have a porn star girlfriend, I definitely wouldn't cheat on her with another woman.

Hilarious! 🤣

I do agree that sex work is work and I do support sex work being decriminalised.

Never on the team sheet. Farage has missed 77 consecutive Parliamentary votes - failing to inform constituents why he hasn't shown up to vote throughout the course of April and May. Where is Farage?

The Passion of the Christ (2004) is an amazing film. I look forward to watching The Resurrection of the Christ Part One (2027) & Part Two (2028) when it is released in cinemas.

Ethical non-monogamy isn't weird. It is definitely something that I approve of.

Not because it is flaky pastry and you don't want bits all over?

I agree with you. I definitely would rather wear a hollow strap-on than risk taking any pills.

Emma, I look forward to reading it.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I definitely would rather be cuckolded by my future girlfriend and giving her non-penetrative sex. Than I currently am being single without a girlfriend. I would rather not be alone and unloved. 😔

Rebecca, you like nerds like me. 🧎‍♂️

Rebbeca, I wish I could get to London for this.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size, I prematurely ejaculate and I always can't stay erect. I hope I won't let my future girlfriend down in trying to sexually satisfy her in bed? Because I don't want to disappoint her in bed. 😔

Another Brexit 'benefit'? Liverpool can't sign a 'wonderkid' because of Brexit. 🫠 Brexit's consequences are far-reaching - and not even football is immune. https://www.3addedminutes.com/sport/football/liverpool/wonderkid-liverpool-want-sign-kennet-eichhorn-8643511

👀 TheyWorkForYou tracks MPs' voting records and found that Nigel Farage has missed 77 votes in Parliament in a row. He last voted against draft regulations for the Employment Rights Act 2025 on the 18th of March. https://votes.theyworkforyou.com/person/26352/votes/2026

This is counter-productive, authoritarian and chilling. The British state should not be in the business of banning commentators and journalists from entering the country, without compelling reason. Finding their views objectionable is nowhere near enough. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

Good for her I went to opera last year and someone in front kept checking insta and texts even after we’d complained

That was such a vibe. Thank you, London. Together - we're making hope normal again. 💚

The most annoying (and maybe funniest, in a pathetic sort of way) part of AI being everywhere is the sudden uptick in people who have incurious minds publishing “thought pieces” that read like LinkedIn grind slop.

If Sophie Rain says she is a virgin. Then, I believe she is a virgin. It is as simple as that for me.

I definitely will be watching Talking Pictures TV at 21:05 tonight.

I don't get this? 🤔

I am currently single without a girlfriend. If my future girlfriend doesn't want me to masturbate with and/or without porn because she considers that as cheating on her? I would happily stay within her relationship boundaries and not do it any more. I would unconditionally love her.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. Of course, I would always tell my future girlfriend where I am and who I am with e.t.c.

A hero will sacrifice love for their twisted idea of the greater good, a villian will sacrifice the greater good for their twisted idea of love. There's a reason one is often mistaken for the other.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I am a people pleaser, so I would always want to please my future girlfriend. Her happiness would always be my priority. I would unconditionally love her, want to please her and to make her happy.

Strange that the Financial Times chooses to belittle the only party leader that wants to tax the super rich and has set out reasonable ways to reduce inequality @greenparty.org.uk policies are terrifying all the right people join.greenparty.org.uk/ 💚✨

And yes that information is included in the article itself where I'm directly quoted but that makes the headline even more bizarre...

Curious from the Guardian. I didn't "warn the party" - it wasn't a party meeting! I said progressives needed to separate those thinking about voting Reform from the Reform leadership. I didn't say we "need to seek to understand" - pretty clear it's about inequality. Other than that - perfect!

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I would happily be cuckolded by my future girlfriend if she has a higher sex drive than me and she needs more sex than I can manage to give her. I would unconditionally love my future girlfriend, want to please her and to make her happy.

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I only have a 3.5" erect small penis size and I prematurely ejaculate. I would happily be cuckolded by my future girlfriend, so some of the pressure to sexually satisfy her and perform in bed is taken off me. I'd unconditionally love my future girlfriend.

Your occasional reminder that public ownership is popular. vist.ly/563c5

I am currently single without a girlfriend. I could only dream that I had a girlfriend with an open-minded personality like you have especially when it comes to sex.

Siri, I am English. I didn't know that you like rugby. 😘

The world is shitty. However much I have tried to be in an in-group. People who have never been bullied have no idea what I am talking about. 😔

I wish I was happy. My previous posts explain how I could be happy. 😔

I am currently single without a girlfriend. But being cuckolded by a girlfriend like you write does bring him and his girlfriend closer. It makes so much sense to me.