to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

woke 3 is gonna have huge ass machine guns on giant airships firing at republicans indescriminately it'll be badass

My childhood unironically

damn jules verne really did not like black people, did he

It’s already happening. Iran attacked a desalination plant in Bahrain. This war has to end immediately. If it turns into a water war we will be dealing with a whole different level of a humanitarian catastrophe across the region. aje.news/64yl8m?updat...

gently pressing my fingers into her skin to feel how soft she is but they get blocked by the lens cap I jetisoned earlier

tried to get a decent cross section of everything

www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/2026/03/mrff... haven't seen this posted on bsky: hegseth is trying to make this a holy war to bring about armageddon

any mutuals want to play stellaris by any chance

1. A short thread on a Bluesky phenomenon that might be described as "They are a dead-eyed cultist who must be cast out lest the heresy take root!" OP has blocked me for mocking them - I'd usually obscure their name but since they themselves were quote-dunking to demand someone else be blocked ...

Blackrock guy with a totenkopf who goes on podcasts called Valhalla: Cis progressives: idk really maybe hes just naive

can the transhumanist furries hurry up and invent robotic spider chelicerae and pedipalps that can attach to my face

>find new habitable planet >they're blasting out radio signals >oh boy i can't wait to discover alien life with brand new inscrutable cognition >they're fristonian predictive processors >they're all buddhist >all their stories are the hero's journey >mfw it happened again

Pretty in Pink~ 💗13

employee orientation

Midnight quagmire toilet

Fat animal women

Theia! 🌃 🌙 Haven't drawn her in forever so here's a comeback in full detail <3

Fool's Dragon

Bella and Nat sketches from today's stream

remember to regularly clean your inverted nipple/nipples

if rise of skywalker were made today the dialoge would be at least 10% ai generated

my girlfriend had a dream about matching halloween costumes for us- as weather reporter and Weather-themed Demiurge

all of this PATRIARCHY is getting in the way of my SCHEMING and PLOTTING

Still think it's really funny how Minus the Bear's earlier songs were about meeting women in bars, then they were about romance, then their last album and ep were about fighting with your spouse and getting a divorce

Transgender DOS and DON'T DON'T: "Hey, what is your real gender?" DO: "did you become integrated into the mothership, becoming her living core?" DON'T: "Hello [Deadname.]" DO: "Fleet Command, do you read"

honestly with all their weird patriarchal shit with making babies and fetishism of farmers, you'd think the republicans would adopt a fertility god

fih 🐟 [ #dragon #art #furry #oc ]

She's on the phone with the bug doctor because her idiot child ate something that wasn't their host plant again

Currently corroding the sanity of my friends by inflicting a 2009 book on "sexual fluidity" on them

our drive to make art is barely there but we've spent cumulative years in maladaptive daydreaming and we want something to show for it

Frey looking smug in a side alley somewhere.

She's a big girl!

-Forced Discord age regression- Discord sucks! Get your friends to join alternatives! #pankallisti #ageregression #agereg furaffinity.net/view/64068621/

Cockheed farten

My latest in @texasobserver.org The ‘Antifa Scare’ Goes on Trial in North Texas: As nine of the "Prairieland 19" face their days in court, the broader constitutional rights of left-wing activists may hang in the balance. www.texasobserver.org/antifa-scare...

In all seriousness, I think there would be exponentially less left-wing pessimism about computer technology as a whole if more people embraced FOSS tools that are decoupled from Big Tech's clutches and get-rich-quick schemes.

See those two dots with arrows pointing to them? They're giant gas planets orbiting their star, located 307 lightyears away. These are directly imaged exoplanets.

still close

my headmates, also known as my brain bitches,

The Liminal Planets Of Super Mario Galaxy

value drift always wins

stars

#art #commissions #vilous #nightmarefuel #characterdesign Mixed-media Nightmare fuel piece for @morpheuskibbe! One more is coming soon 😈