That sound you hear is hundreds of Blueskiers looking at this photo and saying, “Biiiiiiiiig stretch”…

We showed our child ‘The Princess Bride’ when they were 4. They still complain that they were forever traumatized by the Rodents of Unusual Size.

This is the picture of a cat who has definitely not been drinking the tree water. She is just sitting there, right next to the tree.

Great news! The Baltimore Museum of Art is taking “Amy Sherald: American Sublime,” which was originally scheduled to take place at the National Portrait Gallery. artbma.org/exhibition/a...

Lost my first ever Wordle today. Pretty bummed.

Kitty in guard mode…

santa ono ended up being one of the most unnecessarily cruel, feckless “leaders” umich has ever had, and like, the president prior to him got fired because he was sexting over email

The Washington Post is officially dead.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

Are Christmas trees ok for cats? Googling suggests they’re at least a bit dangerous, but my feed is full of photos of cats posing in trees…

Lindsay Buckingham has got to be monitoring the progress of a legal precedent for “this song is unlawfully mean to me” with bated breath

I want to be this comfortable at least once in my life

Has Biden said anything since the election? Issued any statements? Anything at all?

This piece wound up having fewer people read it than I’d hoped when it went up tbh — but I get the feeling that it’s the right people who are reading it

How do you do, fellow kids! I’m new here, escaping from Twitter. Nice to meet you all.