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Cover art for Pathfinder RPG-Impossible Magic. Sized; 29.7cm x 36cm / "12 x "16. Acrylic on artboard. Publishing copyright Paizo Inc. Art editor; Sonja Morris.

Cover art for Pathfinder RPG Beginner Box: Secrets of the Unlit Star. Sized; 29.7cm x 36cm / "12 x "16. Acrylic on artboard. Publishing copyright Paizo Inc. Art editor; Sonja Morris.

Or, and go with me on this... He could just stop

WHO TURNED THE ANIMAL SPA INTO A BLENDER??? 😭😭😭

So, quick question @twopointstudios.bsky.social... you can't put your wildlife in the blender to learn about them but you can put them in the washing machine on a spin cycle?

A week after watching it, I'm still sat here thinking "They never should have cast Leo Woodall in the last Bridget Jones film because he looks like who you'd cast as Renee Zellweger's 20-something son"

Talamasca had better get a lot gayer than it currently is. It's starting to feel like all of the queer stuff is in Interview With the Vampire and is being segregated from the rest of the franchise

The evil pool is doing some Final Destination Rube Goldberg murder... I'm here for it #NightSwim

It's a shame the cat got eaten by the evil pool, but it was kinda inevitable when the family left their cat outside unsupervised overnight. That cat deserved better owners that wouldn't let it get eaten by the evil pool #NightSwim

After the shitshow that was Gladiator 2, I noped out of Knock at the Cabin after 10 minutes because that "I'm a child molester and my buddies are gonna hate crime your family tomorrow" vibe was not it. So now onto Night Swim, which seems to be entirely "your pool wants to eat you"

RNGsus has decided I should watch Gladiator 2. Five minutes in and I already have so many questions, starting with who was the accent and dialect coach on this and why weren't they doing anything?

Oh, #Talamasca... I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. Then you had to go with the performative queerness for the cishet male gaze... Like... Why? Who thought that was a good idea?

This is not the first time that Guy's met a guy three times his age in a shady back alley #Talamasca

More evidence that Kari and TK are gay: Angemon and Angewomon now have rainbow powers. #DigimonAdventure02

"You're a really straightforward guy, aren't you?" Davis has never been straight anything in his life. #DigimonAdventure02

The more I rewatch #Digimon, the more I'm convinced that TK is gay as hell. No straight man could read his best friend for filth the way TK does. Also, he looked at Patamon and went "You know what would make this better? If he was an absolutely jacked angel man in a skin-tight body suit"

Head empty, no thoughts... Just Bearmon

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Look! It's Marilyn! Here she is Ms. Marilyn Monroe #DeathBecomesHer

"Do you know what they do to soft, bald, overweight republicans in prison, Ernest?" No... But then again, neither does anyone else. #DeathBecomesHer

Oh... That's a change I like for the stage show. I forgot that it was Ernest who throws Mad down the stairs in the film #DeathBecomesHer

The potion is an infinity stone if the music is to be believed. Alan Silvestri would later go on to use a slowed down except of his music for the potion reveal as the infinity stone theme in the Avengers movies #DeathBecomesHer

Ernest is not a "powerful, sexual being"... #DeathBecomesHer

Oh, the lesbian energy is there in the film... That cheek kiss went on way longer than heterosexually necessary. #DeathBecomesHer

It's kinda fun going back to the film now that my main point of reference is the stage show. Wait... Bruce Willis is Ernest... He's not who I'd have gone for at all #DeathBecomesHer

It's been about 30 years but I'm rewatching #DeathBecomesHer, inspired largely by the fact that I will never get to see Megan Hilty and Jennifer Simard do the musical. And even a minute in and I'm like "I know that from the musical"

Era of the Eclipse is taking over soundwaves near you! Follow Tyrcell, Chk Chk, and Dae and listen as they uncover the mysteries of the gap in our first Starfinder Novel, narrated by Mike Dent! buff.ly/ANPJdNF

Coming up to the end of #TheLibrarians and more reminders that Eve and Flynn are kinda just doomed. Like, they love each other but they're never gonna be what the other one wants

Everyone's going wild over the new promo pics from season 2 of The Pitt and I'm just sat here like "Nurse Jesse's back 😍"

I forgot that Cassandra gets to finally kiss her girlfriend of the week. And, her gayness didn't kill her which is refreshing. #TheLibrarians

Started season 3 of #TheLibrarians and it feels like part of that hospital scene was about Noah Wyle going through medical drama withdrawals and needing to get some 10-syllable medical terminology in his mouth

"and occasional pain in my... We'll come back to that" Flynn into pegging confirmed? #TheLibrarians

Oh, I remember this episode. Oh, Ezekiel... This is gonna traumatise you so much. #TheLibrarians

"DARPA does terrifying enough things with science alone... Stealth bombers, military drones, internet comment sections." Never change, Jenkins. Never change. #TheLibrarians

There's so much of this show I just don't remember. Like Luke Cook as Dorian Grey. #TheLibrarians

Having finally seen the films, Flynn and Baird's relationship feels doomed to me now. A huge chunk of Flynn's arc through the films was about him losing chunks of his life to the Library, and what Eve wants from their relationship is something Flynn's never gonna be able to give her #TheLibrarians

"easier than one honest conversation with that man"... Oh, Stone... They hit you so hard with the queer coding bat sometimes #TheLibrarians

I feel personally attacked by the fact I have to be at work today instead of at home watching the latest episode of the Hot Spock Variety Hour

Oh look, Cassandra's a lesbian again. #TheLibrarians

It's kinda telling that every time Cassandra gets a little bit of bonus confidence, her voice drops an octave and everything takes a turn for the lesbianic. And also, there's not a single character I've seen Rebecca Romijn play that doesn't give me "Ma'am, that is a lesbian" vibes. #TheLibrarians

Finished the films, now rewatching #TheLibrarians and I know we're supposed to believe the "I'm the Librarian" thing is magic, but honestly, if Noah Wyle walked up to me and did the "come with me if you want to live" thing, I'd just go

Well, Flynn Carsen, if your relationships with women aren't working, maybe try something different? Maybe a man or two? #TheLibrarian

So, dead dad's boyfriend is evil? That tracks for 2006. #TheLibrarian

And now we're looking for the Breasts of Sheba which may or may not be the Hills of Tanchico because one's not enough and three's too many #TheLibrarian

Onto the 2nd #TheLibrarian movie and 32-year-old twink, Flynn Carsen has just had a catch-up session with his dad's boyfriend, because it seems there's not a single straight man in the Carsen family

Yessssss! Someone posted the charity boon from Gen Con! This is hands down the best OrgPlay Chronicle Sheet I've ever seen. @d20diaries.bsky.social is an evil genius!