Me: it’s gonna be a good writing day. Gonna get my coffee, focus, get some scenes done… ::every one of my favorite podcast drops a new killer episode:: Me: well fuck.

I have ALWAYS hated Jimmy Fallon— especially during his SNL years when he ruined countless of sketches by breaking character, looking at the camera and laughing. He’s a spineless loser who will platform anyone as long as he gets to suck up and keep his shitty show.

Jaw on the floor.

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

And Miss Billie #caturday #catsofbluesky

I’m not joking when I say this is Lola’s natural state. #caturday #catsofbluesky

Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/

I said it once, I’ll say it again… if Fred Trump had let Donald make movies (DT’s original dream) we would not be in this situation. Give me Trump pictures over a Trump presidency. He already acts like a bitchy producer. Him and Uwe Boll can team up and fisticuff critics.

Randy on the wurlitzer SLAPPED. And it was his birthday. Happy Birthday Randy! #LaurelandHardy #oldtownmusichall

Went to see March of the Wooden soldiers at Ye Old Town Music hall, and the historian introducing the film said the it was released during a time when Americans we SICK of musicals. Hollywood was putting out nothing but. I wonder if that was the 1930s equivalent to 80s IPs and Marvel movies.

Even old Hollywood had at least 5 studios… I love these big steps back. Can’t wait for them talkin’ pictures to go silent.

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

Jeffries is a Republican.

Screenwriting notes from people who don’t know how to read Script: His little face lights up at the sight of his big brother. Notes: this wording made me think he was lighting a blunt. Me: the child? Notes: yeah. Me: even though that wouldn’t make any sense? Notes: that’s why I was confused

I made the switch to Tidal and I absolutely love it. Transferred all my playlists and any songs they couldn’t find they put on a list so I know what’s missing. It’s also easier to organize my playlists with folders! AND Tidal pays musicians! Fuck Spotify ✌️

Check out this pathetic fuck ass who just tries to pick fights with Trans people so he has something to post about. WHAT A LOSER!!

I’d say that inch was given post civil war and now we’re REALLLY feeling it. Half measures vs. full measures.

Daily reminder that Tesla’s still explode and we don’t actually know how dangerous driving one is because safety information has been suppressed from the public

Oh, and a recently— I met a person who read as femme but to double check I asked what pronouns they used. The person snorted and said “I didn’t think being a they/them could be anymore obvious.” Well FUCK ME for asking.

Recalling the time a friend found a kitten and I asked if it was a boy or girl and was told in all seriousness “please don’t gender my kitten.”

No cross today for Lady Leavitt

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Bitch please, it's called the Sims.

New Blanket. Same Lola ✨ #catsofbluesky

Gary Oldman… no question.

I go out of my way to avoid AI. I tell everyone I know to do the same.

I’m running on pure rage these days

What kind of #Autistic are you? I’m the kind that has a (badly) laminated timeline of the 19th century, with my personal history touchstones nicely dated, and I look at it in awe of how much technology and society changed in those 100 years. I’m comforted by patterns and relatability.

In Non-Houdini land, I also bought The Pinks, which is about the early days of the Pinkertons— especially Kate Warne, America’s first female detective. Her first job was helping her boss Allan Pinkerton solve the Adam’s Express Company embezzlement case..

I just ordered like 5 Houdini books via Thriftbooks (fuck Amazon) and the one I’m MOST excited to read is about Rose Mackenberg— Houdini’s “girl detective”. When Houdini got too famous to busy Spiritualists, he sent Rose pretending to be a “grieving widow”. She busted over 1,500 “mediums”

This is the comic equivalent of Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair.

They’ve done this before! Abolish the CIA!

FUCKKK I HATE HAVING PATTERN RECOGNITION!! This is a CIA set up to start the fire they’ve been stoking since Trump let the Nat guard in. Citizens weren’t stirring enough shit so the CIA had to do it. It’s the same shit over and over!!

OH HE WAS CIA HUH!?! Very interesting.

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Bluesky is constantly serving me Swifty content, sloppy bear content, furry content and dumb resist lib shit. Is there no place on this app for an autistic, Marxist with a passion for sharks, maritime disasters, the life and times of Harry Houdini and literally anything about Buster Keaton?

Robert Eggers: time for people to start pronouncing werewolf weird. Brought to you be the VVitch

Don’t forced your kids to hug people they don’t want to hug, even grandparents. Teach them and your elders about consent and let your kids have their own bodily autonomy. They are not YOUR children. They are individuals. Your job as a parent is to guide them through this world. Consent matters.

Can we please move on from the fucking Beatles?!

God, scraping your knee hurts SOO much. Kids are tough little tanks. I’m a huge baby.

I fell in love with LA for her alleyways 😍 #noho #sunset

We got this insanely comfortable blanket from Costco… Lola did a nap test and gave it 5/5 toe beans #catsofbluesky #caturday

Ferris Wheel lighting up #noho

Love that we have to protect ourselves from Google’s shitty AI investment

I’m walking around my house singing “Couchfuckers incorporated!” In honor of Vice President Vance

I love it I love it I love it.