Everyone's giving credit to Taylor for the Knicks win last night. But the real ones know when you enter the #36Chambers, Wu-Tang Clan will Bring the Ruckus. Sound the Horns, Knicks win. (No offense, Tay-tay, you're great and all. But you're not the Wu-Tang Clan)

Stephen A Smith is a blowhard, but i don't doubt he's more intelligent than Trump. But make no mistake, America loses is this "debate" occurs

I should go without saying, but Iran could give a two-penny fuck about the press they're getting.

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE #KNICKS

If you're gonna get a flagrant, go for the gusto. #Knicks #MITCHELL

Well done

well, those rugged capitalists in Detroit should just roll up their sleeves and out-compete those Chinese EV makers, right? Right? RIGHT????

very cool, DC Comics. Very, very cool. Looking forward to reading.

It's absolutely a pogrom. My heart goes out to the victims in Belfast

@gailsimone.bsky.social i don't want to bring up any emotional trauma from your recent breakup, but seems Broccoli Crotch had a mistress named Helen.

Hello 911? I would like to report a murder

Well damn

Anybody else wake up at leg cramp o'clock this morning? Just me? Okay

Jesus.

BREAKING NEWS: Wildly unpopular president met with "thunderous boos" from thousands of onlookers.

YIKES. Editors should be ashamed of themselves and anyone else who had a hand in that headline.

I just bought an OLED Switch last year; I'm not buying a Switch2 But also? I want the remake of Ocarina of Time.

Which soundtrack is better? ❤️ #Highlander ♻️ #FlashGordon

i mean... #NailedIt putting the "toxic" in "masculinity"

I ate my lunch. I am still hungry. I require snacks. Someone bring me a bag of pretzels or somethin

Hoping that someone on HJC points out that one of the SD mosque killers were on the FBI radar, but Kash failed to stop it, and that ADL had warned about the Evergreen shooter, and FBI's response was to stop accepting tips from them. @raskin.house.gov

Everything he touches turns to shit

"In Alito’s jurisprudence, it is apparently just fine to rail abrasively against rulings in favor of same-sex couples and criminal defendants, but it is inexcusable to accurately describe the consequences of his own decisions." mmmhmm Alito is both a bigot and bitchmade thehill.com/opinion/judi...

"White Identitarians" is not even repackaged white supremacy. It's just hateful idiots attempting to sound smart. They ain't. It isn't. Something about lipstick and pigs, I think?

Stand up and say something to protect the trans community.

Aides roused Secretary of War Pete Hegseth at 3 AM last night to warn him of the impending Israeli attacks. But this is hardly the first time that Mr. Hegseth has been awakened by the promise of shots.

The jokes write themselves

I live in a world where the #Knicks are up 2-0 in the Finals. Over San Antonio. This is the best Knicks team in my lifetime. Bring on Game 3 @ MSG

Me: Construction site RIGHT NEXT DOOR: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T PLAN ON GETTING ANY WORK DONE TODAY BUCKO! WE'RE MOVING EARTH! WE'RE DRIVIN' PILINGS! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOUR BUILDING SHAKE LIKE ITS SAN FRANSICO IN 1908, MOTHERFUCKER

Spoiler-free MOTU review: Pros: solid effects & fight sequences were tightly coreographed & fun. Jared Leto kills it as Skeletor & rest of cast was quite strong. Some really fun cameos & mid/post credit scenes. Cons: story was meh & could've used better structure, pacing. Tone shifts 👎

Imagine getting mad about women in video games when you could just shut the fuck up 🥲

why is Superman's eye a boobs?

that may be the best Brunson quote I've ever seen.

I waited a while to write this one. The time finally felt right.

The fetishization of this individual is mind-boggling. It's one thing to depict him as thin when he isn't. It's entirely different to depict him as being rippling with muscles and surrounded by other shirtless muscled young men.

Sums up my opinion quite succinctly. Zach Snyder makes pretty movies that are terrible. Leave this classic alone.

Cemetery Gates hits as hard today as the day it was released.

Chef's kiss

👇🏻

Full statement of Scott Pelley after he's fired from CBS 60 Minutes, detailing the sort of corruption of journalism Bari Weiss has brought to CBS News:

"This is not actually productive" "It's working for me" lmao beat that ass Rachel

My kid wanted to see #Backrooms this weekend. She's 14. I had no interest in chaperoning her and her friend. So they asked me to buy tickets to another moive. Got home and told me they snuck into Backrooms anyway. Proud father moment, people.

Maybe it's just me, but the way I read that settlement...Trump's going to give himself $1.776 billion.

I'm watching the Eternals on Disney+ every day. (ok, I'm just streaming it while I do other things because I am a chaos agent I want Disney to think it needs a sequel)

I can report that "Operation: Mincemeat" is a lot of fun and the cast is exceptional. And, because it's Pride Month, it's important to note that 2 of 4 male leads were played by women, and 1 of 2 female leads was played by a man. It's almost as if that shit don't matter unless you're an asshole.

Happy Pride to all my friends and connections celebrating. Thank you all for your friendship and love, and for always helping me learn and grow as a human. Much love to y'all.

At my prior firm, which was fairly niche commercial litigation, i was billing <$500/hr. I currently bill less for the work we do now because of the industry. This shit is insane.