And this is why you should always make sure to use a comma

Nothing quite like published uncertainty when it comes to the possible death of a loved one.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

"it was a different time" "he was ignorant of the meaning 20 years ago" "Some of his best friends are Jewish and they haven't publicly said anything..." Stop finding excuses for a deeply flawed candidate and move on. Or hand Collins another term to clutch her pearls and fall in line.

DC's Absolute line is generally really good (Wonder Woman being its best work, and Superman coming in a respectable 2nd IMO). Have to say tho, loved how they translated Parasite.

Star Trek: Voyager: Omega is the most dangerous thing in the universe, we need to destroy it whenever it's found. Starfleet Academy: we've been making synthetic Omega in secret for like...ever? And Pig Vomit stole it and has literally made a box to keep us in lol.

GOLD

The best thing i can say about Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary is that she listed longer than a lettuce

In the 80s, getting cucked by a guy named Corey was probably a lot less emasculating than the 2020s

I usually hate statistics. But this one? This one I liked.

Like...like the 3 Stooges?

I realize I'm 3 years late to this party (or thereabouts) but Netflix' OBLITERATED was a lot of fun and i'd have loved a second season.

Well you see, Ryan, as a Jew, I'd say his wife's opinions don't influence how I view his tattoos and appearances on anti-semitic podcasts in the slightest. That shit is her problem. Not mine.

Tom Waits is, of course, an amazing songwriter. That's it. That's the post.

unless, you know, you're trying to stop your boy from "officially" losing an election

Dinosaurs went extinct 65+ million years ago, and the diplodocus at least 145 million years ago. Which means you have no idea if a diplodocus could cause gonorrhea.

Moskowitz: I want to end on a happy note. I got you a new Coast Guard blankie, the one you lost.

if not war then why war shaped

Breonna Taylor's death was a national stain, and she was not the only one. Rescinding this policy WILL result in needless deaths and serious injuries. My heart goes out to her family and all affected families

It's only regime change if it's from the Regime Change Valley in France. Otherwise it's sparkling political alteration in governance.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. This is the face of a man who thinks the word "no" is an entree to negotiation.

I've been a lawyer more than 20 years. I've never seen a party move to dismiss its claims (by consent!) and then move to withdraw its motion to dismiss the very next day. I'm not saying it's never happened before. But I'm not not saying it's never happened, either.

As a kid collecting comicbooks, the What If..? issues were always some of my favorites (1st ish: What If..? No. 25) so these will always have a home in my collection. Interesting ideas and creative teams, too. Can't wait.

I can't imagine anything more helpful to a grieving Gold Star family member than having the President turn a solemn moment into gibberish because he can't form simple sentences anymore.

I'm reliably told by @gailsimone.bsky.social that they don't have these in Canada

Now do it but with affordable healthcare!

What Dan said. But in bold text, underlined, and possibly italics.

Just.... WHAT?

New — I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

So basically the Pentagon doesn't want highly educated officers. Because educated people are antithetical to blindly following orders

I'm still kind of WHAT about learning Jonathan Majors is starring with Zachary Levi in a Sinners ripoff produced by Ben Shapiro.

This is beyond despicable. Trans people are people. And trans kids are having a hard enough time without hateful adults intentionally making *being yourself* impossible

Both is possible. Likely, even.

Phish summer tour queue...I'm no 57714 in line. Does not look promising, kids.

Are the men ok? Do they not know how to pick a suit that fits?

Ran dishwasher last night Didn't empty it. Put today's dirty dishes in Running it again. Don't judge me

This one time? I was hassling some nice Amish people and Harrison Ford came up and kicked the shit out of me.

Starfleet Academy reminds us why.

Well, looks like CNN is going to be the next need agency to fold.

You know what I don't understand? A cheesesteak place with a drive through window.

The banality of evil. Delores Umbridge would approve.

Here's what i never understood: why did Janet have to be naked for a mind transfer? Clearly Ultron inherited a lot of Hank's unsavory attributes.

Aliya Rahman, woman who was dragged out of car by ICE in Minneapolis: "I've spent the last month learning the names of the tendons in my shoulder, because both of my shoulders are torn -- cartilage and tendons. But what I haven't learned is the names of the people who did this to me."

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

I had the same thought last week. Not my favorite editorial decision

Agreed. Beyond insensitive of BAFTA. And while I'm always going to be a proponent of inclusivity, if you have a disability that may cause you to shout racist epithets on live television, maaaaybe reconsider attending.

Car is now free of most of the snow My arms are free from the ability to raise above my shoulders. It's a win win

There's like a foot of snow on the ground and I'm just glad I'm not shoveling it

What the fuck

USA WINS GOLD! Wonderful tribute to Johnny Gaudreau, too. Hockey players are the best. Hockey is the best.