I’m readying my ‘surprised’ face for next week, when Trump announces that Venezuelan restructuring will be led by Devin Nunes, who just unsuccessfully tried to purchase Citgo. newstracs.com/devin-nunes-...

Did they have to bail this fucking sex pest out of jail to make this statement?

Seems extremely unfair that another country doesn't invade the U.S. and capture Trump.

Martha Radditz’s calling the whole thing ‘flawless’. Fuck all these appeasement shitstains

What time will CBS be hosting the ‘Merica Parade?

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

@dieworkwear.bsky.social not sure how this ended up in my YouTube feed, but I love it and immediately thought of you for some reason youtu.be/GrecVzrAbLA?...

I don’t care what all you guys have been saying for the last month or two, I kind of like that Ned Carlton guy @normcharlatan.bsky.social

The Mar a Lago ball drop is a little different from NYC. It involves this ancient fuck changing into a pair of shorts at 11:50 bsky.app/profile/atru...

Overlook this perfect pop album at your own peril

The best band in the world for a couple years, ready to kick off the appropriately named High As the Moon tour. Ferocious youtube.com/watch?v=3TID...

Let’s get ‘what’s wrong with Trump’s tiny hands’ trending to give ourselves something to laugh about tomorrow

Life is short and talk is cheap And don’t make promises you can’t keep youtu.be/FrR0oxxUbLU?...

Luckily in late 1990, a sign alerting motorists to the frequency of ‘Minnelli Crossings’ was erected, which led to a 30% drop auto accidents.

Luckily in late 1990, a sign alerting motorists to the frequency of ‘Minnelli Crossings’ was erected, which led to a 30% drop auto accidents.

With the Ben Sasse news, I sure hope no journalists dig into the Ricketts family and their involvement in getting A. Ben to not run for re-election as well as B. His job as disgraced Pres of U of Florida. I’m positive there’s nothing there

Nothing screams ‘I’m not the asshole’ like bringing up a 12 year old joke in your interview. www.msn.com/en-us/movies...

Leinenkugels has just announced a lawsuit against Berryweis

We did it, everybody!

So he’s like 1000% on that blood thinner, right? I mean, dude doesn’t seem to even know what an MRI is, but randomly knows the #1 blood thinner?

Dr Oz can quote you a price on this procedure

Kash always gets his man

I’d memory holed this story from a few years back, when American mercenaries were caught trying to overthrow Maduro. Would love for someone to look into their funding and what the relation to WH/Pentagon is…is Erik Prince in the mix? www.foxnews.com/us/ex-us-sol...

Todd and Joe Ely youtube.com/watch?v=-x82...

He’s going to declare war on the Epstein Files Thursday night, isn’t he?

I distinctly remember Burt Lancaster making out with this guy on a beach

Randy Fine threatened to burn down his own synagogue when it hired an LGBTQ employee. That’s actual terrorism

Great that our nations ‘top’ health ‘expert’ is getting his cues from YouTube ad campaigns for dick health bsky.app/profile/brba...

Share and repost to show what they destroyed

I’m not even a Packer fan, but I still celebrate the Bears losing youtube.com/watch?v=avRH...

A nearly 2 minute rebuttal to something he’s never heard of

I’m always roughly 18 years behind, but damn is this gorgeous youtube.com/watch?v=Qlw4...

Standing atop your sinking boat and waving your arms over your head is clearly the international narco sign for Open Again for Business.

It scares me that the singer of the Dropkick Murphy’s is better at voicing these concerns than 90% of elected Democratic officials youtube.com/watch?v=eW4f...

His family could buy a senate seat but not a brain for Pete

First journalist that asks Tom Cotton for his working definition of ‘righteous’ tomorrow wins a prize

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I caddied for Steve in 2004 at a club in Scottsdale. Not many players show up in a full length duster, I knew who he was on sight. On 1 of the opening holes he hit it out of bounds, I grabbed another ball, tossed it to him and said ‘Hit it again Steve’, ala the moment in Soul Man. He loved it

How many times do you think Adam Duritz gets ‘Long Decembered’ every year?

Have you tried the eggs Beckinsale?

Wish she would have followed up with either ‘fuck you, Mr. President’ or ‘Well, then let’s talk about the Epstein files’.

Serving up some late white supremacy this TurkeyDay

Is there a current Gofundme for this?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

I almost completely missed this absolute fucking gem. Everybody is great in this, but #ToddSnider is kind of amazing as a comedic actor. 10 mins in and you’ll be hooked youtube.com/watch?v=gkYc...

My Mom in the middle and my Dad over #ToddSnider’s shoulder, along with #PeterCooper, singing Enjoy Yourself in 2005

Billy Strings knew youtube.com/watch?v=KyP6...

You can fit up to 7 lobster in that designer bag