Sooo I woke up from a nightmare this morning where I was a Helldiver fighting against an Illuminate-esque faction, except the overseer I was fighting looked something like this.

"Aww your cat's name is Belle? That's a sweet name." "Bell, actually." "... Oh. Okay.... How did you... know that the 'e' was..." "Yeah I call them that because their full government name is Taco Bell Baja Blast."

Y'know, "death by snu snu" is a great classic meme and all that, but be so for real, folks. You don't want death by snu snu. I sure as hell don't. You know what I want? I, for one, want LIFE by snu snu.

It should be a rule for everyone everywhere at any time online... that if you share someone's art, you share ALSO who made it. This goes for everyone down the chain. If you download the art to share later, you label it so you don't forget, and if you share that art, you ALSO SHARE WHO MADE IT.

Oop, welp, apparently the form wasn't properly loading for me so I ended up getting three applicants instead of just the two. Congrats to those who snagged a slot: - @countess-calori.bsky.social - @zahrasheppie.bsky.social - @plexel.bsky.social

Alright, folks, the next Thiccness Thursday YCH is LIVE. < forms.gle/npepoUtTKoVR... >

Muscle Girl Monday! 🦖💪 ( Art by @neosavias.bsky.social )

Okay so it's been a little bit but I worked up the courage to try another one of these YCHs again. Just making a preemptive announcement that I'm gon'a try opening these around 7PM EST tonight.

I was kicked from a Helldivers team for being too encouraging to a new diver. 💀 Guess his teammates felt more like bullying him. Bruh.

Hey, so, like... what was that one art meme that someone made where all you had to do was lid someone's eyes and give them black eyeshadow or whatever they become like... a horny character? Anyone know what I'm talking about? Anyways.

Looks like someone's necky-wecky got nuzzled a bit too hard. :3

Just thought I'd share this silly animation for no particular reason. :)

Completely random inquiry for folks out there: do any of y'all have any interesting "degrees of Kevin Bacon" info about yourself?

Oh is that what's going on now, huh?

Well, I only ever got one bite for this weeks #ThiccnessThursday post, courtesy of @fireywill.bsky.social. I'm gon'a go ahead and post theirs as well as the ones from last week both courtesy of @snoozemoff.bsky.social and @redreaper66.bsky.social. Might leave it open in case someone still wants it.

I know this is a really stupid thing for anyone to be concerned about... ... but I just wanted to make something perfectly clear: ... my boy came first.

Still got an open slot available for this!

Still got an open slot available for this!

And this weeks Thiccness Thursday YCH is LIVE. < forms.gle/SEj9T4YovzdR... >

Gon'a be posting the form for this in a half hour, folks!

Well okay; gon'a go ahead and do a second one of these thicc-thighed ladies for this week's round of Thiccness Thursday YCHs. Again this isn't the announcement; I'll be making the official post, probably around 7PM or 8PM EST. I'll be making a repost for to clarify the announcement.

Looks like the red dress was popular at the store; but the blue one was nice too. All of them look ready for date night! :) #MuscleGirlMonday YCH pics for: - @planetsizeddrgn.bsky.social - @kitsuboof.bsky.social - @tyrremora.bsky.social - @plexel.bsky.social Thank y'all so much.

I was reminded of the site 'posemaniacs(dot)com' as a possible tool for helping to learn anatomy and poses a while ago, and while I do have the site bookmarked, I've been reluctant to close the tab for weeks now because the pose it gave me first was this one.

Well dang that was fast. Um... I actually managed to get three before I closed it and I felt bad so uh... I guess I'm doing three! Congrats to: - @planetsizeddrgn.bsky.social - @kitsuboof.bsky.social - @tyrremora.bsky.social ‬ Man maybe next time I really should increase the number by default...

Alright folks; Muscle Girl Monday YCH is LIVE. Let's see how this goes; the form should be good; just let me know if there's any problems. < forms.gle/8y7vT9bXjTxA... >

Blargh, sorry, folks I conked out for a nap and forgot to set my ringer. Make that 9PM.

Alright; same deal as for the Thiccness Thursday ones. Around 8PM EST tonight I'm going to be opening up for a pair of Muscle Girl Monday YCH slots.

I need to work. I need to get out. Got woken up earlier from a random shouting match that... nobody is willing to give me an explanation for. I hate it here. Gon'a try to do a MuscleGirlMonday YCH today.

Apparently my Reddit account was hacked a couple months ago and I only just realized it now because A) I don't really use Reddit all that much and B) when I tried to use it I found out it was suspended. Sure hope, uh... sure hope whoever yoinked it didn't do anything TOO crazy...

Me and my squad when the Bile Titans get sick and tired of me pot-shotting them from across the map with my recoilless rifle and they decide to pick up and do something about it:

Alright, and we've got our two slots filled! Congrats to: - @snoozemoff.bsky.social - @redreaper66.bsky.social This is my first time doing a YCH in this way, sort of, so I don't know how many of these I can do in the timespan I give myself. Maybe next time I'll open for three, maybe more.

Alright folks; Thiccness Thursday YCH is LIVE. Let's see how this goes; the form should be good; just let me know if there's any problems. < forms.gle/6T9d8XkJYv6w... >

Been thinking about something a little different for my #MuscleGirlMonday and #ThiccnessThursday. Been struggling to come up with ideas I'm comfortable with for my own characters, so I'm basically opening the floor to YCH pics instead. We'll see how this goes. Opening for THTH later tonight at 8PM.

Been thinking about something a little different for my #MuscleGirlMonday and #ThiccnessThursday. Been struggling to come up with ideas I'm comfortable with for my own characters, so I'm basically opening the floor to YCH pics instead. We'll see how this goes. Opening for THTH later tonight at 8PM.

It's so odd trying to discuss the different stylings of how people draw fat characters. Like I could say 'Some focus more on soft shapes and volume while others focus more on the weight and folds and stuff,' which is harder for me to parse out than if I were to say 'Some bwoomph and some blorp'.

It would appear someone is tryin'a recreate one of @pereiracartoons.bsky.social's pieces a few tens of miles south of me. Just thought I'd share. 👍👍

"Rack" being a word used to describe a set of boobs and a set of antlers or horns has been a thought that's plagued me ever since I learned about it. Specifically this thought.

If I want to simultaneously be King Ghidorah in this moment and be the one King Ghidorah is looking at... what does this mean for me?

I saw this trend going around on TikTok earlier today and I ended up making a Dark Mode version of it (because of course I did) if anyone wants to use it. Will I use it? Uuuuuuuuuhm... ....

Y'all I do genuinely think that I have something fucked up with my brain. I don't want to self-diagnose, but I absolutely hate the fact that whenever I try to draw anything nowadays - including stuff I NEED to do - it feels like a ghost is twisting my spinal cord and telling me to eat a brick.

Hey so, I don't know if this is blasphemy to say, and maybe it's just because I've got big ol' horns or whatever, but like... ... yeah sure, big asses doing absolutely gargantuan crater-inducing sits are cool and all, but what about gentle cozy ones? What about NOT breaking your chair? 🥺

Well I had to sneak back over to Twitter for a bit to capture this since Bluesky's still to young to have a feature like this, hah-hah. But yeah, it borfdah. 🎉

I endeavor to make everyone around proud that they naturally make that anime *buWOMPompomp~* sound, but I'll be damned if I'm ever the one to make it. >:(

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And the last of the sequence of Patty. [🎨: c. 2022-07]

Still gon'a keep posting past pics of Patty for July 4th, this being Part 2 of the sequence. [🎨: c. 2022-07]

Still gon'a keep posting past pics of Patty for July 4th, this being Part 1 of a small sequence. [🎨: c. 2022-07]

To make up for the fact that I haven't been posting a lot of Muscle Girl Monday posts, I'll instead post up pics of Patty, the British bald eagle, since sexy eagle art is pretty much the only good thing to celebrate on this day. Here's the first pic I ever did of her. [🎨: c. 2021-07]

Y'know I've seen the common trope of two very masc gay lads sizing each other up for some kind of confrontation and going, "Loser gets to bottom;" yeah, yeah, dominance display, cool and all. But what about, "WINNER gets to bottom." 👀❔

Some people really do be like "having a fetish is bad," huh? (By some people I mean TikTok people, of course, but still.)