Always afraid to commission friends because I'm worried they'll think I'm only friends with them for their art

Gravity defying tits and ass my beloved

Trying to blow up the equipment at work with my mind so I can go home early The neighbor company's equipment explodes The power is there, I just need to hone my accuracy...

He's had a real big meal... but a gluttony demon is hard to satisfy. Perhaps you can help? Art by www.furaffinity.net/user/boxgoat ❤️💛

He's had a real big meal... but a gluttony demon is hard to satisfy. Perhaps you can help? Art by www.furaffinity.net/user/boxgoat ❤️💛

Someone I like messages me after a while and asks how I'm doing, I reply, they say 'cool, hey can you help me get in touch with (friend of mine/artist I've worked with)' Many such cases

I'm depressed and only fat bird men can keep me from dying

Full bnuuy action With an ass made to fill any lap Done by @ruthredmane.bsky.social 🖤💚

Bird furries 🤝 foot fetish

Energy drink that makes your tits huge, no matter your gender

Not the mermaid you expected... He has his own cove and trades his magic to adventurers for... whatever he wants, really. Also despite being half fish he can get around on land just fine using magic. And he can do the siren thing of luring cute guys into the water. Done by @dawmino.bsky.social

ref for a thing

uploading for no real reason

Veronica can get pretty big... Not her biggest, but definitely a real cozy level. Juuuust big enough to say fuck it, ain't going anywhere today Done by the lovely www.furaffinity.net/user/boxgoat 🖤🤍

Watching phantom menace with the Bois Friend 1: "God I hate JarJar, he ruins the whole movie." Friend 2: "Come on, he's not that bad, and he's not on screen that-" Me: "I'd fuck that gungan ass RAW" Alas, personality B with friend group A

Gas station chorizo 👍👍👍👍

I'm in this weird camp where any number of eyes other than 2 is better. More, less, none, all better

Getting booed off stage, only to hear roaring applause as I turn around, letting them see how huge my ass is

I need someone to tell me I'm a good bird and offer me some roadkill...

Sometimes you gotta kick a baby in the mouth and vomit

Bouncing between wanting to be a bird, a dragon, a snake and a wolf like a demented 4 way metronome

shit like this cannot be ignored and is everyone's problem. there is real evil and danger happening and you will start seeing friends and family disappear if people dont step up. this is not just some guy talking shit. do your research outinstl.com/republican-c...

I have a super power that turns cured meats into stomach pain, doctor called it IBS

Looking for commission openings on social media is HELL

Sex is an intellectual's hobby

Another morning at the shit and piss factory, and they're going into diarrhea mode for the next couple months Help

The kids don't understand that telling me they're gonna kick me out of the fandom doesn't mean anything. Heard that for almost a decade and I'm still here hehe

Daria showing off the new goods, and enjoying them with a fellow pokemon and appreciator of the funny lips @shockheaven.bsky.social All done up by @zerospanda.bsky.social, enabler of the kinky and a wonderful friend~

Struggling to type giratina on my phone and it keeps flashing a giraffe emoji in the suggestions. Like bro? 🦒? You trying to 🦒? C'mon it's not that hard to 🦒?

I'm a hunt's man in a heinz world

Not understanding hype for good games because all I play is MMO slop and survival crafting shovelware

At my gay little job with my gay little energy drink

1 shotting all these everdark sovereigns (except libra hehe)

Valk has been boobie-boying for a long while now, and even spreading boobs to other boiz on occasion uvu Tits on dudes is epic and I'm very happy to see more of 'em #Bustyboyday

Sexuality is weird because I didn't like vaginas for 10 years and then one day I was like yep gimme the pussy and make it fucking massive too thanks

I like the weird nipples

no more vore

!!WEIRD STUFF!! Darius getting the treatment from @zerospanda.bsky.social's funny critter, who's given him/her a chance to try lipples and cocks in places they aren't normally found...

I only have 1 vore pic but it's old as fuck and features someone dumb and stupid I'll fix that in the future if anybody wants to explore my ass more thoroughly, bring your PPE

vore?

Every time I think back to spyro these days I realize... There were no female dragons until like, the fifth game But there were eggs What are the... Implications...

Some loving smooches with the husbird uvu Handsome gryph is @lewdtou.bsky.social Yeah that tent isn't gonna be enough... Good thing Valk has a massive body pillow to rest on uvu

Love those ultra wide showers they sell to hypers... Gettin steamy with @lewdtou.bsky.social and @fluffdrgn.monster uvu

Having prehensile dicks is cool not because sex but because you can grab your soda while gaming

30 now. Officially banned from furry for old

Here's more, cuz I love demi-humans He's a gluttony demon, come get fatter with him

Y'all like demi-humans?

objectify me pls

I wanna make some kind of deer-skull cryptid type OC