Worst part of not having a home gym is no hot chocolate between sets.

Tucking in my shirt so my belly doesn’t show at the gym. I’m learning modesty.

Fuck how did my sleep paralysis demon get on air.

Crazy that there’s a Monday dedicated to internet sex.

The pre-lift pie to fantastic pump pipeline is real.

Finally watching the Big Parade the way it was meant to be watched: in throuple box.

My five year old said @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social had the best Mickey and Goofy voices. He then proceeded to try to do his own Mickey voice and say “they expect one of us on the wreckage”. He has never seen Dark Knight Rises.

Wait the anime cat girl wrist curl song is fucking Swedish

My favorite part of roofer sales reps is with all the steroids they seem mandated to do (to sell roofs), they never think to hit legs.

Telling myself I don’t need more coffee, I need to drink more water instead.

I think this is the entire premise of “The Town”.

I am going to have the strongest “I don’t care” shrug at the holidays this year.

Help! I’ve Been Isekai’d But Rather Than A Harem, I’m Solving Cases With The Great Belgian Detective Hercule Poirot.

Me: Huh why does my brain feel so scratchy when I’m taking my meds? My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.

Downstream this, downstream that, why don’t you go down da stream and get you some fishes.

Born to be large, lovable, simple oaf. Forced by society to understand how computer works. It’s not fair.

Squat rack don’t run on Cloudflare.

THE RADICAL LEFT IS ATTACKING OUR BLOOD SUGAR.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social roll green wave.

Never was into Nazi stuff as a teenager. But I did have a lot of JNCO and Tripp pants.

Me and the third amendment say get fucked.

Recession tip: share your preworkout with your homies.

I think if we keep the effort up we could make the devs delete Bluesky as a whole.

New intrusive gym thought: “I can fix him” in regards to Morgoth.

As a former “gifted” kid, please shut the fuck up Aaron.

The only way to have a future is with a dictatorship of the proletariat.

These games of England or Alabama are getting out of hand @edsbs.bsky.social

Thinking about a buddy who decided to try it in March when we were in San Francisco and ended up stuck in a random alley for five minutes.

Putting on my eye cream before bed to help make it seem less like I am haunted by and bone weary about the state of the world.

“Junior you call that a ditch? You call this a fucking ditch? My basement is flooding now because of you. No I don’t care that he’s only 10 years old Martha I will not lay off him. Now get out there and dig it again until you get it right.”

It’s wrestling day.

“How do I say I’m a fed without saying I’m a fed”

I have SLEPT in the BACK of the Lord’s EL CAMINO

I’m not staying up for these fucking things anymore

Anthony Bowens came back as the number one Stone Temple Pilots fan.

The problem with a leftist gym is I’m going to (rightly) immediately assume most of the people there are feds.

Honestly who hasn’t cried for ten minutes straight on the first day of their new job.

Communism is when you capitalism.

On top of every other problem this thing would have? Not remotely fuckable.

“We have to boycott the Super Bowl. We have to resist and not watch it” okay Drake.

The bigger my chest and back get, the sadder I feel. This can only be solved by one thing: getting a bigger chest and back.

I almost doomer posted. Don’t do that.

Yes.

If this comes on while I’m in the gym, I’m hitting a PR.

Do you know anyone in Congress to tell this to, Chuck?

Even as the world around us spirals, some things remain absolutely true: Anthony Mackie sucks. @edsbs.bsky.social

“Comply”